Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising

Come over here, Stella. Come here. 793 00:29:28,710 --> 00:29:30,086 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 794 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,338 Honey, wanna come over here? 795 00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:35,174 (WHISPERS) What the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with her? 796 00:29:35,883 --> 00:29:37,844 Play with your toy, sweetie. Play with your toy. 797 00:29:37,927 --> 00:29:39,724 Just keep playing with your toy. Give him a kiss. 798 00:29:39,804 --> 00:29:41,639 You know who kids listen to? 799 00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:43,975 Their parents. Celebrities. Their parents. 800 00:29:45,852 --> 00:29:46,978 What's up... 801 00:29:47,145 --> 00:29:48,479 Hey, Dad! 802 00:29:48,605 --> 00:29:49,606 You started a sorority? 803 00:29:49,689 --> 00:29:50,944 You're supposed to be living in the dorm, 804 00:29:51,024 --> 00:29:53,151 not in some old dilapidated mansion! 805 00:29:53,234 --> 00:29:54,277 This is what you want? 806 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,324 You wanna live like some sort of a drifter murderer? 807 00:29:56,404 --> 00:29:57,697 I can do whatever I want here. 808 00:29:57,864 --> 00:29:58,952 Dad, that's the point of college. 809 00:29:59,032 --> 00:30:00,074 I'm my own parent. 810 00:30:00,158 --> 00:30:02,118 When did you start talking like Eminem? 811 00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:04,329 I'm gonna talk like this. I'm gonna talk like that. 812 00:30:04,495 --> 00:30:05,622 This is ridiculous! 813 00:30:05,705 --> 00:30:07,332 Look at that pizza, how old is that? 814 00:30:07,415 --> 00:30:09,334 The cheese is moldy on that. 815 00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:10,668 SHELBY: Cheese is mold. 816 00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:12,378 I can eat it, whenever I want it. 817 00:30:12,462 --> 00:30:14,339 God, have you inherited my stupid gene? 818 00:30:14,422 --> 00:30:15,423 Look at you. 819 00:30:15,506 --> 00:30:17,136 So you get to be just as dumb as boys now? 820 00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:18,468 Is that what you learned here? 821 00:30:18,551 --> 00:30:19,722 You are going back to the dorm! 822 00:30:19,802 --> 00:30:21,679 No! This is where I chose to live. 823 00:30:21,763 --> 00:30:23,598 It is only Kappa Nu. 824 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:29,687 Looks like my little girl's growing up. 825 00:30:31,981 --> 00:30:33,066 Thanks, Dad. 826 00:30:34,025 --> 00:30:37,987 I can buy your girlfriends and you some brunch, if you want? 827 00:30:38,154 --> 00:30:39,405 I kind of need some new jeans. 828 00:30:39,530 --> 00:30:40,740 Oh, we can go shopping then. 829 00:30:40,907 --> 00:30:42,158 Yeah, cool. 830 00:30:43,409 --> 00:30:44,914 How did it go? Yeah. They gonna be cool? 831 00:30:44,994 --> 00:30:46,165 Did you punish them or whatever? 832 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:48,665 I tried my best, but there's nothing I can do. 833 00:30:48,748 --> 00:30:49,749 What do you mean? What? 834 00:30:49,832 --> 00:30:50,833 Ah. You'll know. 835 00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:52,377 When they're two years old, you can 836 00:30:52,502 --> 00:30:53,965 get them to do almost anything you want. 837 00:30:54,045 --> 00:30:56,301 Get a little bit older, and it's harder to control them. 838 00:30:56,381 --> 00:30:58,800 I do not understand a word she says. 839 00:30:59,217 --> 00:31:01,886 But it was good to see her. 840 00:31:02,053 --> 00:31:04,722 (CRYING) The house is so quiet without her. KELLY: Oh... 841 00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:08,101 (SNIFFLES) 842 00:31:08,351 --> 00:31:09,352 I'm fine. 843 00:31:09,727 --> 00:31:10,728 Gosh. 844 00:31:11,229 --> 00:31:12,438 Beautiful child. 845 00:31:14,023 --> 00:31:15,024 Can I hold her? 846 00:31:15,108 --> 00:31:17,777 No, no, no. That's okay. That's great. 847 00:31:18,152 --> 00:31:20,029 Is that a dildo dressed as a princess? 848 00:31:20,321 --> 00:31:24,367 Nope. That is a popular children's cartoon character of today. 849 00:31:26,202 --> 00:31:27,787 MAC: Thank you for trying. 850 00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:28,996 (GIRLS CLEAR THROATS) 851 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,373 BETH: Hey, meanies! NORA: Hi! 852 00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:31,874 You called my parents? 853 00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:33,626 Yes, we did call your parents. 854 00:31:33,751 --> 00:31:35,128 Yes. We did. We actually did. 855 00:31:35,211 --> 00:31:36,212 Oh, really? 856 00:31:36,379 --> 00:31:38,131 It's 30 days! It's just 30 days! 857 00:31:38,297 --> 00:31:40,383 It's 30 days! Then we won't be escrow! 858 00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:42,844 Then we'll be out of your hair! It's 30 fucking days. 859 00:31:42,927 --> 00:31:44,721 It's all we're asking for. 860 00:31:44,929 --> 00:31:45,972 It's on. 861 00:31:46,139 --> 00:31:47,390 No, no, no. No. 862 00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:49,225 Nothing's on. Why would it be on? 863 00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:51,144 No, it's on. But we're turning it off. 864 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:53,483 If we turned ...