Old School

517 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:17,708 if that's all right. 518 00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:20,627 Marissa is going through some personal stuff. 519 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:26,592 Personal stuff like you running through the neighborhood drunk and naked? 520 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:30,304 That and some other stuff. 521 00:31:32,181 --> 00:31:35,183 - No problem. Make yourself at home. - Thanks. 522 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,813 Gentlemen, we're discussing a brand-new way to look at a fraternity. 523 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:45,235 In other words, forget the normal rules that apply to college and society, 524 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,030 because this is a very big idea, my friends. 525 00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:52,242 We are talking about a non-exclusive, egalitarian brotherhood 526 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:55,203 where community status and more importantly, age, 527 00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:57,414 have no bearing whatsoever. 528 00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,667 Yeah? From the guy who probably won't get in. 529 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,128 - I go to school here. - Okay. 530 00:32:03,212 --> 00:32:08,008 I was curious, what association will you have with the actual university? 531 00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:09,760 - Who are these people? - I don't know. 532 00:32:09,844 --> 00:32:13,221 Legally speaking, there will be a loose affiliation, 533 00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:16,683 but we will give nothing back to the academic community. 534 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,353 As well as provide no public service of any kind. 535 00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:20,729 This much I promise. 536 00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:23,023 What the hell is going on here? 537 00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:25,359 Guys, this is a very special occasion. 538 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:29,571 The Godfather himself has been kind enough to grace us with his presence. 539 00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:30,781 The Godfather! 540 00:32:30,865 --> 00:32:33,992 This is his damn house. He sleeps 20 feet away. 541 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,830 We need to talk. 542 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:40,499 Kitchen. 543 00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:45,128 Sit good for me. I'm gonna talk to Uncle Mitch for a second. 544 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,421 There you go, buddy. 545 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:48,298 How long have these people been here? 546 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:49,383 All day. 547 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:52,386 That party we had last night has given us all kinds of street cred. 548 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:54,346 What are you talking about? 549 00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:57,557 This is called "rush. " We're officially starting a fraternity. 550 00:32:57,642 --> 00:33:01,228 - I like it. It's genius. - You've got to be kidding me. 551 00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,397 You heard Pritchard. We're obligated to do this. 552 00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:08,110 This house is zoned specifically for social services and student housing. 553 00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:09,653 Fraternity solves both of those. 554 00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:12,322 But this is my house. I live here, Beanie. 555 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:15,534 I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college. 556 00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:19,538 I understand that. You're focused on all the wrong sort of details. 557 00:33:19,622 --> 00:33:22,332 Did you or did you not have a good time at the party? 558 00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:25,002 I had an awesome time. 559 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,920 I know you had an awesome time. 560 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,423 The entire town knows you had an awesome time. 561 00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,925 I'm trying to ask Mitch whether he had an awesome time. 562 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,802 - I had a good time. - That's good. 563 00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:35,846 Wouldn't you want those good times to keep going? 564 00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:38,515 - More good... - God. I mean... 565 00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:39,850 I don't understand. 566 00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:42,185 I don't know why it's so hard for you to admit you want this. 567 00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:45,397 We got 40 guys that want this. There must be a reason for it. 568 00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:47,983 I appreciate your enthusiasm. 569 00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:52,029 I know you guys are trying to help, but the truth of the matter is 570 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:55,699 I've had a hell of a day, an even worse month. 571 00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:59,703 And the fact is, I've got 40 strangers out in my living room 572 00:33:59,787 --> 00:34:02,664 and all I want to do is get some fucking sleep. 573 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:07,002 So I'm sorry, but we're not starting a fraternity. 574 00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:10,213 I don't know why you got to do it in front of the kid, with the "effing. " 575 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:11,882 All you got to do is say "earmuffs" to him. 576 00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:14,342 Then you can say "fuck,...