American Pie Presents: Girls' Rules

00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:21,439 This year's Homecoming theme is so exciting. 657 00:32:21,522 --> 00:32:26,527 So come as you dream, because we are having a Pajama Party... 658 00:32:26,610 --> 00:32:27,778 MORP! Whoop whoop! 659 00:32:27,862 --> 00:32:29,530 That's "prom" spelled backwards. 660 00:32:29,613 --> 00:32:33,033 Uh, instead of tuxedos and gowns, put on your PJ's and onesies! 661 00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:34,368 That's crazy! 662 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:37,413 Now, | have the super important responsibility 663 00:32:37,496 --> 00:32:39,457 of introducing our new leader, 664 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,750 Principal Ellen Fisher. 665 00:32:42,084 --> 00:32:44,003 Aw, thanks, Emmett. 666 00:32:44,211 --> 00:32:45,212 Hello. 667 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:47,965 | bet you're pretty surprised to see me here in this position. 668 00:32:48,048 --> 00:32:49,216 Well, guess what? Holy shit. 669 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,342 I'm surprised, too. 670 00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:52,344 It is her. You're right. 671 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,721 | told you. 672 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,599 You said I'd never see her again. 673 00:32:56,682 --> 00:32:58,100 But | did. 674 00:32:58,517 --> 00:33:01,061 An hour later, in my bedroom 675 00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,230 when | was using a recently-purchased item. 676 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,275 Ew, God. Private conversation. 677 00:33:06,358 --> 00:33:10,946 A strong accomplished woman who's very comfortable with her sexuality? 678 00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:13,782 She's, like, the perfect role model. 679 00:33:17,536 --> 00:33:21,957 <i>It seems that Principal Shankman retired, rather abruptly.</i> 680 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:25,377 But | know we all wish him very, very well. 681 00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:28,339 So you guys, have a great day. 682 00:33:28,422 --> 00:33:29,715 Go, Trademakers! 683 00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:33,719 Uh, trailblazers. Trailblazers. | know. Go, Trailblazers! 684 00:33:39,099 --> 00:33:40,184 Hey, you. 685 00:33:40,726 --> 00:33:43,270 Hi. Kayla, right? 686 00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:47,483 | got your favorite. 687 00:33:47,733 --> 00:33:49,818 Wow! Thank you. Mmm. 688 00:33:50,736 --> 00:33:52,238 It really does taste like fall. 689 00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:56,325 Oh, it so does. 690 00:33:57,159 --> 00:33:58,202 You're so funny. Uh... 691 00:33:58,285 --> 00:34:00,412 I'm just gonna head to class. 692 00:34:00,496 --> 00:34:02,915 Thank you, again, very much. 693 00:34:05,584 --> 00:34:06,585 Mmm. 694 00:34:08,337 --> 00:34:10,631 Hey. Who's that guy? 695 00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,716 Who is, uh... Oh! 696 00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:15,135 That guy. That's Grant. 697 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:16,720 My friend. 698 00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:18,180 My special friend. 699 00:34:18,264 --> 00:34:20,432 We just broke up three days ago. 700 00:34:20,516 --> 00:34:23,060 Tim, are you jealous? 701 00:34:23,143 --> 00:34:25,521 That is so cute. 702 00:34:25,604 --> 00:34:28,274 You know, if you ever wanted me to drop by... 703 00:34:28,732 --> 00:34:29,733 Uh... 704 00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:31,986 We're not getting back together. 705 00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:33,112 Oh. 706 00:34:33,195 --> 00:34:35,614 Back together? Who wants that? 707 00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:38,993 No, I'm just talking about a little ex sex. 708 00:34:39,994 --> 00:34:41,078 Ex sex? 709 00:34:41,161 --> 00:34:43,372 How many times did we sneak off during lunch 710 00:34:43,455 --> 00:34:44,915 and go do it at your place? 711 00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:46,458 What's a few more? 712 00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:50,296 Oh, | mean if you don't want to, I, you know... 713 00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:53,132 | think | have plans with Grant anyway. So... Uh... 714 00:34:53,215 --> 00:34:54,300 Lunchtime. 715 00:34:54,967 --> 00:34:55,968 My place. 716 00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:02,600 So, you guys getting back together? 717 00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:04,852 That's how a bad bitch does it. 718 00:35:09,815 --> 00:35:11,525 She was holding my spot. Yeah. 719 00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:15,404 Hi. 720 00:35:16,363 --> 00:35:17,531 Remember me? 721 00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:19,199 Sure you do. No. 722 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:22,202 Yesterday, your room, you were pleasuring yourself. 723 00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:25,706 Gross, don't say it like that. 724 00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:27,625 Well, how should | say it? 725 00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:29,460 Just don't say it. 726 00:35:29,543 --> 00:35:31,170 Ever. To anyone. 727 00:35:31,253 --> 00:35:34,548 Okay. | won't. '‘Cause it's nobody's business. 728 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:35,883 Fries, please. Right. 729 00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:39,345 You know what, to tell you the truth, though, | found the whole thing kind of... 730 00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:41,347 | don't