Animal House

00:31:09,567 --> 00:31:12,028 And these parades are very expensive. 415 00:31:12,236 --> 00:31:13,987 You're using my police, 416 00:31:14,071 --> 00:31:17,199 my sanitation people, my three Oldsmobiles. 417 00:31:17,283 --> 00:31:20,411 So, if you mention extortion again 418 00:31:21,746 --> 00:31:23,873 I'll have your legs broken. 419 00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:30,254 Well, I'm sure I can arrange a nice little honorarium from the student fund. 420 00:31:32,256 --> 00:31:34,050 And another thing, 421 00:31:34,675 --> 00:31:37,762 you better sit on that zoo fraternity of yours. 422 00:31:38,929 --> 00:31:41,515 I don't want no drunken riots in my town. 423 00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:45,644 Don't worry, Carmine. I've got those boys just where I want them. 424 00:31:45,728 --> 00:31:49,231 We'll have the best homecoming parade Faber's ever had. 425 00:31:53,694 --> 00:31:55,404 ["WONDERFUL WORLD" PLAYING] 426 00:32:18,719 --> 00:32:19,887 Mandy. 427 00:32:20,303 --> 00:32:22,888 Mandy Pepperidge. Well, I haven't seen you since we… 428 00:32:22,972 --> 00:32:24,056 Go away. 429 00:32:24,140 --> 00:32:26,392 I'm sorry. I can only stay a minute. 430 00:32:26,476 --> 00:32:28,520 Let me buy you some lunch. 431 00:32:28,770 --> 00:32:32,190 Oh, you've got your lunch. Well, how about some milk then? 432 00:32:32,482 --> 00:32:34,442 You got your milk, too. 433 00:32:34,859 --> 00:32:37,695 Can I just massage your thighs while you eat? 434 00:32:37,779 --> 00:32:39,363 Do I have to leave? 435 00:32:39,447 --> 00:32:42,283 Is this any way to treat an intimate friend? 436 00:33:56,357 --> 00:34:00,195 I asked you never to speak to me again. Now will you go away? 437 00:34:04,574 --> 00:34:05,824 [SNORTING] 438 00:34:06,325 --> 00:34:07,326 [GROANING] 439 00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:13,207 I do hope we're not interrupting anything, Mandy, honey. 440 00:34:13,624 --> 00:34:15,750 Well, if you must know… Eric was just leaving. 441 00:34:15,834 --> 00:34:17,168 No, I wasn't. 442 00:34:17,252 --> 00:34:19,295 I could make you leave if you ask me… 443 00:34:19,379 --> 00:34:22,591 Bluto! Hey, I think you know everybody here. 444 00:34:25,469 --> 00:34:27,345 -Greg, really, can't you… -No, don't worry. 445 00:34:27,429 --> 00:34:30,224 Just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth. 446 00:34:30,766 --> 00:34:33,602 Don't you have any respect for yourself? 447 00:34:35,938 --> 00:34:38,481 This is absolutely gross. 448 00:34:38,565 --> 00:34:41,443 That boy is a P-I-G. Pig. 449 00:34:46,198 --> 00:34:49,076 See if you can guess what I am now. 450 00:34:58,293 --> 00:34:59,711 [SCREAMS] 451 00:34:59,795 --> 00:35:01,547 I'm a zit. Get it? 452 00:35:02,089 --> 00:35:04,883 All right, you bastard, let's go. Right here. 453 00:35:05,842 --> 00:35:07,302 ["LET'S DANCE" PLAYING] 454 00:35:08,178 --> 00:35:10,097 Come on, Blutarsky! 455 00:35:29,491 --> 00:35:32,076 Hey, why don't we go out tonight? 456 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,455 Otter, don't flatter yourself. It wasn't that great. 457 00:35:38,458 --> 00:35:39,793 [MOUTHS] 458 00:35:40,294 --> 00:35:42,212 Food fight! 459 00:35:46,508 --> 00:35:48,844 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] 460 00:35:55,725 --> 00:35:57,685 MANDY: Oh, Greg. Look. 461 00:35:58,019 --> 00:35:59,854 It's a star. Look. 462 00:36:00,521 --> 00:36:02,982 Let's make a wish. Come on. 463 00:36:04,233 --> 00:36:07,110 Starlight, star bright… 464 00:36:07,194 --> 00:36:09,071 Hey, wait a minute. That's not a star. 465 00:36:09,155 --> 00:36:11,198 -Oh. -It's moving too fast. 466 00:36:11,782 --> 00:36:13,408 Probably a 707. 467 00:36:13,492 --> 00:36:16,412 Those babies really can move across the sky. 468 00:36:21,042 --> 00:36:23,126 Greg, is anything happening yet? 469 00:36:23,210 --> 00:36:24,920 My arm's kind of tired. 470 00:36:26,255 --> 00:36:27,882 I'm sorry, Mandy. 471 00:36:28,591 --> 00:36:32,386 It's just that thing with the Deltas. Has me a little distracted. 472 00:36:32,470 --> 00:36:33,470 I know. 473 00:36:33,554 --> 00:36:35,723 God knows how they've molested women. 474 00:36:39,310 --> 00:36:40,603 Anything? 475 00:36:42,563 --> 00:36:44,231 Maybe a little faster. 476 00:36:45,358 --> 00:36:46,984 Yeah. How's that? 477 00:36:47,068 --> 00:36:48,444 -Yeah. -Yeah? 478 00:36:49,028 --> 00:36:52,322 I'll bet that Eric Stratton's lucky he's not in jail. 479 00:36:52,406 --> 00:36:54,075 I'll say. 480 00:36:54,742 --> 00:36:56,077 What? 481 00:36:56,911 --> 00:36:58,537 You'll say what? 482 00:36:59,497 --> 00:37:01,290 I'll say what? 483 00:37:01,374 --> 00:37:04,668 You said, "I'll say," when I said that Eric Stratton should be put in jail. 484 00:37:04,752 --> 00:37:06,169 -I'm trying to figure out… -Darn it, Greg. 485 00:37:06,253 --> 00:37:09,090 If you're not even gonn