Road Trip

minimum. So thank me later, Josh, okay ? 494 00:32:28,660 --> 00:32:30,855 Maybe we should turn around and go back to the interstate. 495 00:32:30,929 --> 00:32:34,592 - We're not goin' back. - We're not goin' back. Have some faith, Kyle. 496 00:32:34,666 --> 00:32:37,066 It's supposed to be a challenge. That's why they call it a shortcut. 497 00:32:37,135 --> 00:32:40,263 If it was easy, it would just be the way. 498 00:32:42,407 --> 00:32:45,433 [Josh ] Damn it ! Fuck ! 499 00:32:45,510 --> 00:32:48,877 Yep, I give us about 20 minutes before our first ass-raping. 500 00:32:48,947 --> 00:32:52,883 What do we do now ? If we turn around, we're gonna lose five hours back tracking. 501 00:32:52,951 --> 00:32:58,218 Turn around ? Why ? Because of this ? We can make it. 502 00:32:58,290 --> 00:33:02,158 Make it ? You mean jump it ? 503 00:33:02,227 --> 00:33:06,721 - No. Absolutely not. No way. We're going back. -[Rubin] It can be done. 504 00:33:08,767 --> 00:33:11,702 This incline is 30 degrees roughly, right ? 505 00:33:11,770 --> 00:33:15,900 Factory weight of the car is 1,600. Add our weight plus cargo, 2,100 pounds. 506 00:33:15,974 --> 00:33:19,307 - No, no. - If we hit this at 50 miles per hour, 507 00:33:19,377 --> 00:33:22,642 our trajectory will clear ten feet, easy. 508 00:33:22,714 --> 00:33:24,579 No way. Absolutely not. 509 00:33:24,649 --> 00:33:26,947 Kyle, we'll go 60 just to be certain. 510 00:33:27,018 --> 00:33:29,851 [Kyle] We're goin' back. This is impossible. 511 00:33:29,921 --> 00:33:31,684 You sure ? 512 00:33:31,756 --> 00:33:34,418 Of course I'm sure. With physics I'm always sure. Yes. 513 00:33:35,493 --> 00:33:37,324 I'm driving. 514 00:33:37,395 --> 00:33:39,454 I don't think you guys heard me. 515 00:33:39,531 --> 00:33:42,728 This is my car, and we're not gonna be jumping over any rivers. 516 00:33:42,801 --> 00:33:47,431 Kyle, it's ten feet. Bob Hope could jump this in a golf cart. 517 00:33:47,505 --> 00:33:50,269 Look, I can spit across this gap. 518 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:07,283 - Yeah. Well, better make it 75. - Okay. 519 00:34:07,359 --> 00:34:10,328 - Let's do it. - Trust me, Kyle, it's science. 520 00:34:10,395 --> 00:34:14,491 No, you guys. No. E.L., get out of my car. 521 00:34:14,566 --> 00:34:17,558 Kyle, in the car. Come on. 522 00:34:28,947 --> 00:34:30,881 We're okay. 523 00:34:37,722 --> 00:34:39,713 You know we need to hit 60, right ? 524 00:34:39,791 --> 00:34:42,487 - I'm trying. This car sucks. - Stop ! 525 00:34:44,462 --> 00:34:47,329 [ Everyone Yelling ] 526 00:34:58,076 --> 00:35:00,101 [ E.L. ] Thank you ! Yes ! 527 00:35:00,178 --> 00:35:02,544 What did I tell you ? 528 00:35:18,897 --> 00:35:21,331 Oh, my God. 529 00:35:23,334 --> 00:35:25,495 Oh, my God ! 530 00:35:26,971 --> 00:35:31,101 My father is gonna kill me when he finds out about this. 531 00:35:31,176 --> 00:35:36,478 I only said we'd make it across. I never said anything about the wheels staying on. 532 00:35:36,548 --> 00:35:38,846 What the hell are we gonna do now ? 533 00:35:38,917 --> 00:35:41,249 I'm totally screwed ! 534 00:35:41,319 --> 00:35:45,551 I don't have time to be walking through the woods right now. 535 00:35:45,623 --> 00:35:49,150 Josh, we're gonna call a tow truck. We'll have the axles fixed. 536 00:35:49,227 --> 00:35:52,958 We'll probably lose halfa day. It'll be fine. It's just the wheels ! 537 00:36:11,683 --> 00:36:15,619 [Beth] The minute I think I feel something for someone, 538 00:36:15,687 --> 00:36:19,282 they just turn around and screw me over. 539 00:36:19,357 --> 00:36:22,815 Just something about Josh. 540 00:36:22,894 --> 00:36:26,853 He's just different. I feel like we had a connection. 541 00:36:26,931 --> 00:36:29,092 I don't think I'll ever be able to trust a guy. 542 00:36:29,167 --> 00:36:34,070 You shouldn't ! Honey, the last time I trusted a man was 1 985, 543 00:36:34,138 --> 00:36:36,834 and he took off with my sister and my van. 544 00:36:36,908 --> 00:36:41,140 It was a regular-size van. That was before they started making that minivan crap. 545 00:36:43,248 --> 00:36:45,682 So there's no hope, huh ? 546 00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:49,345 Oh, there's hope. But it comes with batteries. 547 00:36:51,823 --> 00:36:54,451 [ Buzzing ] 548 00:36:55,860 --> 00:36:58,021 You can keep that. 549 00:36:58,096 --> 00:37:02,795 [ Kyle ] God. Crap. 550 00:37:02,867 --> 00:37:06,667 Listen, guys, we're gonna have to be more careful. 551 00:37:06,738 --> 00:37:09,571 We almost died in that explosion. 552 00:37:09,641 --> 00:37:14,943 - I wish I had died. - I'm serious. I can't die young. 553 00:37:15,013 --> 00:37:18,505 Something tells me the people of Earth are gonna need me. 554 00:37:20,018 --> 00:37:23,476 I must live. 555 00:37:2