Roommates

I promise I'll make it up to you, my little genius. 762 00:35:03,541 --> 00:35:04,958 If I were you, 763 00:35:05,666 --> 00:35:08,083 I would not sleep in our dorm tonight. 764 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:11,541 You do not wanna get what I have, trust me. 765 00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:14,207 [Celeste coughs] 766 00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:16,625 - [woman] Girl, cover your mouth. - [Celeste coughing] 767 00:35:24,541 --> 00:35:26,541 [music stops] 768 00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:29,458 [keyboard tapping] 769 00:35:36,541 --> 00:35:37,750 [ping] 770 00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:41,958 [mysterious music playing] 771 00:35:49,333 --> 00:35:50,375 [ping] 772 00:35:58,208 --> 00:35:59,333 [ping] 773 00:36:01,750 --> 00:36:02,665 Hello. 774 00:36:02,666 --> 00:36:04,707 - [screams] - [students shushing] 775 00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:06,374 - Bro, what the fuck? - Yo! 776 00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:07,374 We studying. 777 00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:09,125 I'm sorry. [Chuckles] 778 00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:12,583 - [whispers] You wanna meet me outside? - Yeah. 779 00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:14,332 Okay. 780 00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:16,333 [soft harp music plays] 781 00:36:18,541 --> 00:36:20,124 [music fades] 782 00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:23,415 - How did you get my number? - I, uh… The class contact form. 783 00:36:23,416 --> 00:36:26,624 I'm sorry if that was weird, by the way. I was trying to be funny. 784 00:36:26,625 --> 00:36:28,499 - It was very weird. - Yeah. 785 00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:29,500 But I liked it. 786 00:36:32,041 --> 00:36:34,207 - Which way are you headed? - Back to Addison. 787 00:36:34,208 --> 00:36:35,790 Oh, honors dorm. 788 00:36:35,791 --> 00:36:37,833 The only dorm on campus with your own bathroom. 789 00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:41,332 Yes, living the dream, pooing in my own room. 790 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,332 Yep. [Chuckles] 791 00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:44,958 - Yeah. - Awesome. 792 00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:48,374 So what got Freshman Devon into architecture, anyways? 793 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:51,332 Actually, my grandma Gigi lives in a Frank Lloyd Wright house. 794 00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:52,624 - What? - Yeah. 795 00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:54,000 No freakin' way! 796 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:56,665 Technically, Marion Mahony Griffin designed it. 797 00:36:56,666 --> 00:36:59,582 - She was a draftsman at his firm. - Yeah, I know who she is. 798 00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:01,083 That's maybe even cooler. 799 00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:03,750 I think I wanna visit Gigi. 800 00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:05,499 Well, she loves visitors. 801 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:07,874 She'll make you Negronis and ask you to dance with her. 802 00:37:07,875 --> 00:37:10,583 Okay. I'm all in on Gigi. 803 00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:13,874 But I have to warn you, if she kisses you on the cheek, 804 00:37:13,875 --> 00:37:15,374 it's never gonna come off. 805 00:37:15,375 --> 00:37:16,874 - Damn. - [tender ballad playing] 806 00:37:16,875 --> 00:37:18,166 Gigi sounds like my type. 807 00:37:18,666 --> 00:37:20,749 - Well, she's single. - [laughs] Okay. 808 00:37:20,750 --> 00:37:22,750 [music intensifies] 809 00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:29,125 [distant groaning] 810 00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:31,499 [groaning continues] 811 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,582 [beeping] 812 00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:35,582 Hey, Celeste. I brought you soup and a Pedia... 813 00:37:35,583 --> 00:37:37,624 - [music stops abruptly] - [Celeste groans, screams] 814 00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:39,458 [both screaming] 815 00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:42,790 Hey, you're in my poetry class. 816 00:37:42,791 --> 00:37:44,749 [student chuckles] 817 00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:45,916 - [door slams] - [gasping] 818 00:37:47,708 --> 00:37:48,957 [Celeste] Oh my God. 819 00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:51,540 [man] You know, I kinda went down on you, but you... 820 00:37:51,541 --> 00:37:53,958 - [Celeste] Get the fuck out. - [man] All right. 821 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:57,083 [door opens] 822 00:37:58,166 --> 00:37:59,625 I'm Theo, by the way. 823 00:38:01,666 --> 00:38:03,291 I'll see you in class. 824 00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:07,333 - [uneasy music playing] - [Celeste] Ooh. 825 00:38:07,833 --> 00:38:10,457 I pushed the beds together because he was a wrestler. 826 00:38:10,458 --> 00:38:14,000 - He was, like, kinda huge. - Yeah, I thought you were sick. 827 00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:17,250 I think it was just allergies. I tried calling you. 828 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:20,958 [music fades] 829 00:38:21,875 --> 00:38:23,166 Okay. Um… 830 00:38:25,791 --> 00:38:27,000 Here's your paper. 831 00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:29,291 Oh, thank you. 832 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:34,291 You mind emailing it to me too? I might wanna make a couple tweaks. 833 00:38:35,041 --> 00:38:36,875 Yeah. Sure. 834 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:39,583 [uneasy music