Pizza Movie

638 00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:08,416 Uh, I just, um, I'm having kind of a weird night, uh, but I'm fine. 639 00:32:09,083 --> 00:32:10,750 Dandy, bye. 640 00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:13,833 Bye. Asshole. 641 00:32:13,916 --> 00:32:14,916 No. 642 00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:19,083 [screams] 643 00:32:19,166 --> 00:32:20,791 Your head's been exploding. 644 00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:22,875 - You're on our drug. - What? 645 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:25,791 - What? What are you talking about? - [laughs] 646 00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:29,375 - I didn't take any drugs. - You are so fucked. 647 00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:30,958 [laughing continues] 648 00:32:31,041 --> 00:32:32,041 Stop laughing. 649 00:32:32,125 --> 00:32:33,958 I don't know why I'm laughing. 650 00:32:34,041 --> 00:32:37,916 - I think it's a trauma response. - [Lizzy] But I didn't take any... 651 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,166 [gasps] 652 00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:41,750 Oh, my God, this all makes sense now. 653 00:32:41,833 --> 00:32:44,875 Earlier tonight, when I was in your room, 654 00:32:44,958 --> 00:32:49,458 <i>Logan was talking about the pajama party, and I spotted a tin of mints on your desk.</i> 655 00:32:49,541 --> 00:32:52,142 - [Jack] <i>Those weren't mints, dumb-ass.</i> - [Monty] <i>Lizzy, those were not mints.</i> 656 00:32:52,166 --> 00:32:56,916 [Lizzy] <i>No shit. I'm aware,</i> <i>because I ate one and just a little later…</i> 657 00:32:57,500 --> 00:33:01,416 Why are my hands singing? 658 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:05,083 …I started tripping my goddamn balls off in front of Logan and all of his friends. 659 00:33:05,166 --> 00:33:08,291 [vocalizing] 660 00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:10,791 Wait. How are we even seeing this? 661 00:33:10,875 --> 00:33:13,541 Are we like inside her memory? 662 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:16,416 Shit, I think I remember this from the video. 663 00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:18,916 This must be the next phase. 664 00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:20,875 There's more of these? 665 00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:24,083 [Frankie on laptop] <i>There is a final phase</i> <i>that I didn't yet mention.</i> 666 00:33:24,166 --> 00:33:25,250 <i>It's called:</i> 667 00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:30,500 <i>"Your worst nightmare comes to life and shoves a chainsaw up your ass."</i> 668 00:33:30,583 --> 00:33:34,375 "Your worst nightmare comes to life and shoves a chainsaw up your ass"? 669 00:33:34,458 --> 00:33:36,791 See, I do sound like a little old man. 670 00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:40,250 You dumb fucks. Who just leaves drugs out for anyone to take? 671 00:33:40,333 --> 00:33:42,458 Who eats random pills out of a tin? 672 00:33:43,125 --> 00:33:45,005 I've never done anything that stupid in my life. 673 00:33:45,041 --> 00:33:47,791 - You ready, Montgomery? - What's the plan here, Jack? 674 00:33:48,666 --> 00:33:50,625 We leap off the roof and float to the ground 675 00:33:50,708 --> 00:33:53,208 like a pair of graceful falcons. 676 00:33:53,291 --> 00:33:54,625 You were saying? 677 00:33:54,708 --> 00:33:58,416 All right, so I've done one dumb thing, but at least we had fun. 678 00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,041 - [screams] - [thuds] 679 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:01,925 [sighs] This is like the worst day of my life. 680 00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:05,083 I'm Lizzy the Magnificent. 681 00:34:05,166 --> 00:34:07,125 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 682 00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:13,875 Everyone, look closely. Now it's a banana, and now it's a chicken. 683 00:34:13,958 --> 00:34:15,000 [squeaks] 684 00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:19,250 [gasps] You were incredible. Were you using wires or mirrors back here? 685 00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:20,791 Now, could I have a volunteer? 686 00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:23,375 This is so lame. 687 00:34:23,458 --> 00:34:24,583 [children laughing] 688 00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:35,666 Jesus Christ, children are fucking sociopaths. 689 00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:47,416 I didn't know you did magic. You should have told me you did magic. 690 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:49,875 I would have loved to have seen some tricks. 691 00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:53,166 You know, back when we were friends. 692 00:34:54,916 --> 00:34:56,708 I miss those Wednesdays. 693 00:34:56,791 --> 00:34:59,208 We'd all meet in the cafeteria and play Wizard's Oath. 694 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:02,583 It was so fun. Remember how far we got? 695 00:35:02,666 --> 00:35:07,000 We were about to storm the Fortress of Thalamir and finally finish the game, 696 00:35:07,083 --> 00:35:08,083 but then… 697 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,250 Lizzy ditched us. 698 00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:11,500 That's fucking good, dawg. 699 00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:14,375 I'll tell them I'm not gonna fart in their faces, 700 00:35:14,458 --> 00:35:16,416 but I totally will do that. 701 00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:19,083 Hang on, I never ditched you guys. 702