Major League

00:38:21,328 --> 00:38:24,914 Taylor with a sign, Vaughn into his motion, and the pitch. 479 00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:26,708 Uh-oh! 480 00:38:26,792 --> 00:38:28,251 Interesting. 481 00:38:28,335 --> 00:38:29,335 About time, it's eight-nothing. 482 00:38:29,420 --> 00:38:31,003 You! You're gone! 483 00:38:31,130 --> 00:38:33,506 - What? - You heard me, you're gone! 484 00:38:33,590 --> 00:38:34,882 He was right on top of the plate. 485 00:38:34,967 --> 00:38:37,093 Get him out of here! He's horse shit. 486 00:38:37,177 --> 00:38:39,429 I think you can go get him now. 487 00:38:39,513 --> 00:38:41,806 The ball slipped out of my hand. It was an accident. 488 00:38:41,890 --> 00:38:43,349 You threw at him intentionally. 489 00:38:43,434 --> 00:38:45,601 - Kiss my ass. - You're gone. 490 00:38:45,686 --> 00:38:48,229 - You're full of shit! Fuck you! - Get out of here, rookie! 491 00:38:48,313 --> 00:38:50,064 Why don't you blow me, ump? 492 00:38:50,149 --> 00:38:51,399 You're gone! 493 00:38:51,483 --> 00:38:53,443 All right, Coleman, take it easy. Accidents will happen. 494 00:38:53,527 --> 00:38:55,361 You show a lot of heart shaking it off like this. 495 00:38:55,446 --> 00:38:56,779 Fuck you, Taylor. 496 00:38:56,864 --> 00:38:58,614 - He done hurt him, hurt himself! - Come on! 497 00:38:58,699 --> 00:39:00,700 Don't even think about it, Coleman. 498 00:39:00,993 --> 00:39:03,619 The fucking wall, you pansy! 499 00:39:04,663 --> 00:39:05,663 Hard and high. 500 00:39:05,748 --> 00:39:08,416 They succeeded at getting the object that they were trying to establish. 501 00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:11,085 Because of the trajectory of the ball, it looked way too high. 502 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,423 So, a tough start for the Erie warriors, 503 00:39:15,507 --> 00:39:19,427 as they drop a heartbreaker to the Yankees, nine to nothing. 504 00:39:19,511 --> 00:39:22,054 Post-game show is brought to you by... 505 00:39:24,516 --> 00:39:27,185 Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it. 506 00:39:29,229 --> 00:39:31,355 Hello. Cuyahoga Sheet Metal. 507 00:39:32,274 --> 00:39:35,026 Yeah, you wouldn't happen to have someone working there 508 00:39:35,194 --> 00:39:37,278 named Lynn Westland, would you? 509 00:39:37,362 --> 00:39:39,280 Nah, nobody here by that name. 510 00:39:39,364 --> 00:39:41,032 Didn't think so. 511 00:40:06,308 --> 00:40:07,683 Jake, you shouldn't have come here. 512 00:40:07,768 --> 00:40:09,477 I was wondering why you'd give an old friend 513 00:40:09,561 --> 00:40:11,604 a bum phone number. 514 00:40:11,897 --> 00:40:15,066 - Let's talk in my office, okay? - I don't wanna talk in your office. 515 00:40:15,150 --> 00:40:17,401 I told you, I don't think it's a good idea that we see each other. 516 00:40:17,486 --> 00:40:18,486 Why not? 517 00:40:18,570 --> 00:40:19,737 Because we don't have anything in common. 518 00:40:19,822 --> 00:40:21,239 Sometimes I wonder if we ever did. 519 00:40:21,323 --> 00:40:22,657 What are you talking about? 520 00:40:22,741 --> 00:40:25,243 We were both athletes, world-class, hot for each other. 521 00:40:25,327 --> 00:40:26,661 What more could we have in common? 522 00:40:26,745 --> 00:40:28,704 I stopped being an athlete three years ago, Jake. 523 00:40:28,789 --> 00:40:30,665 Books are my life now. 524 00:40:32,251 --> 00:40:34,043 Don't you dare laugh. In two years, I put together 525 00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:36,379 one of the best special collection departments in the country. 526 00:40:36,463 --> 00:40:39,924 What is this? You're still sore I never read Moby Dick? 527 00:40:40,259 --> 00:40:42,260 You never read anything I asked you to. 528 00:40:42,344 --> 00:40:44,762 All right, I'll check it out now. Is this the whale section? 529 00:40:44,847 --> 00:40:46,764 I'll bet what's-his-name at the restaurant read it. 530 00:40:46,849 --> 00:40:48,391 Tom. His name's Tom, and keep your voice down. 531 00:40:48,475 --> 00:40:49,725 What do you see in this guy? 532 00:40:49,810 --> 00:40:51,519 Well, he's stable, intelligent, 533 00:40:51,603 --> 00:40:53,604 and I never found him in bed with a stewardess. 534 00:40:53,689 --> 00:40:55,231 That's because no stewardess would have him. 535 00:40:55,315 --> 00:40:57,358 Hey, wouldn't you rather be with someone who's in demand? 536 00:40:57,442 --> 00:40:59,193 Oh, God, you know, Jake, it's just like always. 537 00:40:59,278 --> 00:41:01,404 You don't take anything seriously. Everything's a joke to you. 538 00:41:01,488 --> 00:41:04,699 Oh, come on, man, for Christ's sake. I'm just trying to loosen things up. 539 00:41:04,783 --> 00:41:06,951 I'm getting frostbite here. 540 00:41:07,452 --> 00:41:10,454 Tom and I are getting married in the fall. 541 00:41:11,123 --> 00:41:13,791 Oh, God, Lynn, that's crazy. I had plans for us. 542 00:41:13,917 --> 00:41:15,001 - Plans? - Yeah. 543 00:41:15,127 --> 00:41:16,794 How can you say stuff like that? 544 00:41:16,879 --> 00:41:19,881 I haven't seen you in three years. You never even wr...