Revenge of the Pink Panther

00:39:38,586 --> 00:39:40,921 Tell him it is an old friend. 354 00:39:41,297 --> 00:39:43,673 Mr. Fong has many old friends. 355 00:39:43,674 --> 00:39:45,508 Listen, you, 356 00:39:45,509 --> 00:39:48,471 tell him it is Chief Inspector 357 00:39:50,514 --> 00:39:51,891 Clouseau. 358 00:39:52,183 --> 00:39:55,853 Why didn't you say so in the first place? Please come in. 359 00:40:07,031 --> 00:40:08,490 Good evening, 360 00:40:08,491 --> 00:40:11,493 - and congratulations. - What? 361 00:40:11,494 --> 00:40:13,578 You are our first Caucasian, 362 00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:17,415 and that entitles you to a 10% discount until midnight. 363 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:20,586 - Who are you? - Mrs. Wu. But you can call me madam. 364 00:40:23,923 --> 00:40:26,966 - Yes? - Inspector Clouseau. 365 00:40:26,967 --> 00:40:29,094 Please come in. 366 00:40:29,095 --> 00:40:31,262 - Madam. - Welcome. 367 00:40:31,263 --> 00:40:35,226 - Good evening. - Please, make yourself at home. 368 00:40:36,644 --> 00:40:39,396 That man just called himself Inspector Clouseau. 369 00:40:39,397 --> 00:40:44,401 It was Mr. Fong's idea, but personally, I think we should have a better password. 370 00:40:44,402 --> 00:40:45,736 Password? 371 00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:57,038 Madam, I demand to know exactly what is going on in here. 372 00:40:57,039 --> 00:41:00,583 Well, just about anything your little heart desires. 373 00:41:00,584 --> 00:41:03,378 But first, why don't you relax? 374 00:41:03,379 --> 00:41:09,050 Give Benson your hat and your coat, have a drink, get to know the girls, 375 00:41:09,051 --> 00:41:10,969 and then, when you are up to it, 376 00:41:10,970 --> 00:41:15,724 you can choose from a wide variety of exciting little diversions. 377 00:41:19,061 --> 00:41:22,148 But I see that you already have a preference. 378 00:41:32,741 --> 00:41:36,454 Allow me to introduce Tanya, the Lotus Eater. 379 00:41:38,247 --> 00:41:39,999 What else does she do? 380 00:41:46,464 --> 00:41:49,841 I warn you, Tanya, the Easter Lotus, 381 00:41:49,842 --> 00:41:53,137 I am opposed to the women's libs. 382 00:41:54,096 --> 00:41:58,517 Man is the master, and women's place is in the home. 383 00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:03,981 And another round-eye bites the dust. 384 00:42:15,826 --> 00:42:17,578 Cato! 385 00:42:17,786 --> 00:42:19,371 Cato! 386 00:42:26,128 --> 00:42:30,340 Take your hands off me, you Oriental fool! You are under arrest! 387 00:42:30,341 --> 00:42:32,675 Anything you say will be taken down and used in evidence against you. 388 00:42:32,676 --> 00:42:33,885 Arrest? 389 00:42:33,886 --> 00:42:37,472 You have the right to remain silent, but let me tell you this, 390 00:42:37,473 --> 00:42:40,725 I am not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill transvestite. 391 00:42:40,726 --> 00:42:42,018 - Say no more! - What? 392 00:42:42,019 --> 00:42:44,270 - What was that talk about arresting us? - Yes. 393 00:42:44,271 --> 00:42:46,856 - He was just kidding, weren't you, boss? - Boss? 394 00:42:46,857 --> 00:42:49,234 I used to work for him. He used to be a cop. 395 00:42:49,235 --> 00:42:50,610 A cop? 396 00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:52,947 Tell them you were kidding, boss. 397 00:42:54,406 --> 00:42:57,033 Yes, he is right. 398 00:42:57,034 --> 00:42:59,036 I was just kidding. 399 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:04,208 Cross my heart and hope to meet you again sometime. 400 00:43:05,167 --> 00:43:08,796 And you, madam. And you, too. 401 00:43:09,588 --> 00:43:12,006 You two should be ashamed of yourselves. 402 00:43:12,007 --> 00:43:15,510 And you! I want to talk to you, Cato! 403 00:43:15,511 --> 00:43:18,263 Here. Come in here. Listen now! 404 00:43:18,264 --> 00:43:21,057 Please, boss! I thought you were dead! 405 00:43:21,058 --> 00:43:24,228 So, as a tribute to my memory, you open up this-- 406 00:43:25,521 --> 00:43:27,398 this Chinese nookie factory! 407 00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:30,316 I had to do something to keep busy. 408 00:43:30,317 --> 00:43:32,277 Besides, a first-rate joint like this 409 00:43:32,278 --> 00:43:34,905 can make as much as 300,000, 400,000 a year! 410 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,535 - Is that net? - No, gross. 411 00:43:40,536 --> 00:43:44,372 But even so, a smart operator can clear himself a couple of hundred grand, 412 00:43:44,373 --> 00:43:47,418 - and that ain't exactly chicken feed. - No. 413 00:43:48,002 --> 00:43:51,797 No, and 10 years on Devil's Island 414 00:43:52,006 --> 00:43:55,884 ain't exactly the chicken's feet either, my greedy, little yellow pimp. 415 00:43:56,051 --> 00:43:56,969 Ow! 416 00:43:57,177 --> 00:44:00,930 Well, I'll have to close up anyway, now that you're alive. 417 00:44:00,931 --> 00:44:02,390 Yes. Yes. 418 00:44:02,391 --> 00:44:06,020 Normally, that is precisely what you would have to do. 419 00:44:07,229 --> 00:44:09,857 But these are not normal times, Cato. 420 00:44:10,983 --> 00:44:14,069 - Someone has just tried to kill me. - That's normal. 421 00:44:14,278 --> 0