Bad News Bears

00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:45,264 Okay. 555 00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:50,436 Look, guys, I know I've been lazy 556 00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:55,941 and irresponsible, and a few other things I could mention. 557 00:37:57,443 --> 00:37:59,069 And I've let you down. 558 00:38:01,822 --> 00:38:03,949 I mean, you know, I've been an asshole. 559 00:38:04,116 --> 00:38:07,286 - You know, go ahead and say it... - Boys: You're an asshole. 560 00:38:07,369 --> 00:38:11,415 When I say, "say it," I mean, you know, it's a figure of speech. 561 00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:18,422 Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. 562 00:38:18,881 --> 00:38:22,176 You can love it, but believe me, it don't always love you back. 563 00:38:22,259 --> 00:38:24,761 It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know? 564 00:38:27,347 --> 00:38:30,434 But what I do know is that once you start quitting, 565 00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:31,810 it's a hard thing to stop. 566 00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:36,982 I've quit just about everything I ever tried in my life. 567 00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:42,779 And as far as I can tell, 568 00:38:42,863 --> 00:38:45,282 my life hasn't added up to much more than a shitbag 569 00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:47,965 full of empty promises. And I'm not going to put that on you guys. 570 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:53,999 I haven't been as good a coach as I can be. I know I can do it 571 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:57,711 because I know this game, you know? And... 572 00:38:59,630 --> 00:39:02,883 And we can do better, and a lot of that's my responsibility, so... 573 00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:08,096 I know you're down, 574 00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:12,351 but let's get our stuff together, and go hit the field. 575 00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:15,020 Okay? 576 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:22,110 - You with me? - Like I said, we took a vote. 577 00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:25,864 This is not a democracy! 578 00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:29,618 It is a dictatorship, and I'm Hitler! 579 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,078 You understand me? 580 00:39:31,787 --> 00:39:35,541 So, get your stuff, and get your asses on the field! 581 00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:38,377 This Saturday we play the athletics. 582 00:39:38,460 --> 00:39:40,420 And you know what that means for the athletics? 583 00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:43,423 Bad news for the athletics, that's what it means. 584 00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:46,802 All right, guys. Keep the ball in front of you. 585 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:51,014 Keep your knees bent, your butt down. That way if it hops either way... 586 00:39:51,682 --> 00:39:54,017 See? You use your legs. All right? 587 00:39:56,812 --> 00:39:59,273 You wanna run this way. Catch the ball like that. 588 00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:02,568 Boys: Yeah! 589 00:40:04,486 --> 00:40:05,862 Nice! 590 00:40:15,414 --> 00:40:19,042 Swivel on the back foot, throw your hips, and keep your eye on the ball. 591 00:40:19,126 --> 00:40:22,671 You follow the ball right into here. You see that? Okay? 592 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:24,089 Try it, spark plug. 593 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:29,904 Swing out a little bit when you run around the base. 594 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,364 You want to point in this direction. 595 00:40:31,388 --> 00:40:33,056 Left foot on the inside of the bag. 596 00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:34,766 You're gonna push off that left foot. 597 00:40:39,271 --> 00:40:40,856 What's with the patch? 598 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:45,193 Nothing. Cat scratched me. But don't tell buttermaker. 599 00:40:45,277 --> 00:40:46,361 Mike: Dying. 600 00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:49,031 Dying. 601 00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:52,200 You know, there's a mennonite anecdote 602 00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:53,994 about a simple farmhand 603 00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:56,872 who lifted a calf every morning until one day 604 00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:59,207 he found himself able to lift a cow. 605 00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:01,752 - What the hell does that mean? - If we stay focused, 606 00:41:01,835 --> 00:41:03,920 eventually our strength will build. 607 00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:06,006 That's the dorkiest shit I've ever heard. 608 00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:09,926 Come on, guys! Two more laps! You're dragging ass! 609 00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:11,887 Nice tits, engelberg. 610 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,264 Jesus. 611 00:41:14,431 --> 00:41:15,682 Buttermaker. 612 00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:18,060 Glad I caught you. 613 00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:21,396 I feel like we got off on the wrong foot last week. 614 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,607 Said some things we didn't mean, you know. 615 00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:26,151 Let's forget about it, huh? 616 00:41:27,361 --> 00:41:28,445 Sorry. 617 00:41:35,369 --> 00:41:36,411 All right. 618 00:41:39,498 --> 00:41:40,624 All right, 619 00:41:41,375 --> 00:41:43,335 you're sorry too, or... 620 00:41:44,211 --> 00:41: