The Cheap Detective

00:35:59,031 --> 00:36:00,328 <i>How will I recognize you?</i> 451 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:04,867 You'll have no trouble there, sir. I'm an extra-large man. 452 00:36:05,071 --> 00:36:08,097 I'll be sitting on the first two stools as you come in. 453 00:36:21,187 --> 00:36:22,051 Who is it? 454 00:36:22,254 --> 00:36:23,585 Marcel from the club. 455 00:36:23,789 --> 00:36:26,314 And Paul DuChard, the hero. 456 00:36:33,899 --> 00:36:35,833 I'm sorry. I thought you were alone. 457 00:36:36,335 --> 00:36:39,998 I tried it that way. It's not as much fun alone. 458 00:36:40,206 --> 00:36:42,265 What can I do for you boys? 459 00:36:46,078 --> 00:36:47,841 Mr. Peckinpaugh... 460 00:36:48,914 --> 00:36:52,281 ...last night certain documents belonging to me were stolen. 461 00:36:52,518 --> 00:36:55,954 I need a man with skill and daring to get those papers back... 462 00:36:56,155 --> 00:36:57,645 ...for me and for France. 463 00:36:57,857 --> 00:36:59,415 You can pay, of course? 464 00:36:59,625 --> 00:37:01,354 Monsieur, we.... 465 00:37:01,627 --> 00:37:03,686 We're not wealthy people. 466 00:37:03,929 --> 00:37:06,762 We lost over 4 million francs betting on the war. 467 00:37:06,966 --> 00:37:07,796 Who'd you have? 468 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,865 We took France at 8-to-5. 469 00:37:10,069 --> 00:37:11,661 They suckered you. 470 00:37:12,671 --> 00:37:15,367 I have this golden watch. 471 00:37:15,674 --> 00:37:19,440 It was given to me by the President of the Republic. 472 00:37:20,212 --> 00:37:22,271 It is very valuable... 473 00:37:22,681 --> 00:37:25,115 ...and it plays a lovely little tune. 474 00:37:26,218 --> 00:37:28,345 It's yours if you'll help us. 475 00:37:31,223 --> 00:37:32,656 <i>Mimi</i> 476 00:37:32,858 --> 00:37:36,851 <i>You funny little</i> <i>Good-for-nothing, Mimi</i> 477 00:37:37,062 --> 00:37:39,530 <i>Am I the guy?</i> 478 00:37:39,732 --> 00:37:41,131 <i>Mimi</i> 479 00:37:43,536 --> 00:37:46,528 You got anything in a rumba? I like rumbas. 480 00:37:47,673 --> 00:37:48,833 Do we? 481 00:37:58,250 --> 00:37:59,080 Too bad. 482 00:37:59,285 --> 00:38:02,277 Sorry, boys, but this is not a pawnshop. 483 00:38:03,022 --> 00:38:05,752 I'm using rented bullets for my gun. 484 00:38:05,991 --> 00:38:08,186 We all got problems. 485 00:38:11,230 --> 00:38:14,063 Monsieur, perhaps when America is confronted with war... 486 00:38:14,266 --> 00:38:16,097 ...you will think differently. 487 00:38:16,302 --> 00:38:18,270 Thank God I think as a Frenchman. 488 00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:20,529 <i>-Vive la France!</i> <i>-Vive la Republique!</i> 489 00:38:20,739 --> 00:38:22,263 Hooray for Hollywood! 490 00:38:23,309 --> 00:38:26,767 I like the way you handle yourself, Fred. 491 00:38:27,046 --> 00:38:28,741 I do all right. 492 00:38:28,981 --> 00:38:31,381 Here, take this. 493 00:38:33,886 --> 00:38:37,287 And if you thank me for it, so help me, I'm gonna slug you. 494 00:38:37,590 --> 00:38:38,488 What is it? 495 00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:40,625 A ticket to Africa. 496 00:38:41,293 --> 00:38:46,128 A girl with your voice has got no place singing in a dump like America. 497 00:38:47,166 --> 00:38:51,899 You just can't take it when someone like me gets too close, can you? 498 00:38:52,104 --> 00:38:55,699 My friend's got a little club on the lvory Coast. He's a good Joe... 499 00:38:55,908 --> 00:38:57,876 ...but he's got a touch of leprosy. 500 00:38:58,077 --> 00:39:00,409 Just don't shake his hand too hard. 501 00:39:01,013 --> 00:39:02,913 See you around, Slinky. 502 00:39:04,817 --> 00:39:06,978 Well, that's the way it goes. 503 00:39:09,788 --> 00:39:12,689 But if you ever get lonely, Fred, you just call me. 504 00:39:13,292 --> 00:39:15,089 You know how to dial, don't you? 505 00:39:15,294 --> 00:39:17,762 Just put your finger in the little round hole. 506 00:39:17,963 --> 00:39:19,863 I'll write it down. 507 00:39:34,013 --> 00:39:36,106 What do you say, kid? No school today? 508 00:39:36,615 --> 00:39:40,176 Keep riding me, Mac. They'll bury you in 42 different cemeteries. 509 00:39:40,886 --> 00:39:41,944 Cranky, aren't you? 510 00:39:42,154 --> 00:39:45,317 That happens when your second teeth start coming in. 511 00:39:51,664 --> 00:39:52,494 Blubber? 512 00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:57,159 Who you calling ''Blubber''? 513 00:40:11,216 --> 00:40:14,049 Over here, Mr. Peckinpaugh. 514 00:40:21,226 --> 00:40:23,820 I am Jasper Blubber. 515 00:40:24,029 --> 00:40:25,087 What a relief. 516 00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:28,494 I was afraid I'd have to page you. They would've beat my brains in. 517 00:40:28,701 --> 00:40:30,430 You drink of course? 518 00:40:30,903 --> 00:40:31,870 Why not? 519 00:40:32,071 --> 00:40:32,969 One Gin Sling. 520 00:40:34,506 --> 00:40:35,871 I'd rather hav...