Mystery Men

536 00:39:06,418 --> 00:39:08,207 "French Tickler." 537 00:39:08,581 --> 00:39:11,828 - You've got all their telephone numbers? - Yeah, most of them. 538 00:39:11,912 --> 00:39:15,325 We've got to figure out a way to get them all in one place. 539 00:39:15,824 --> 00:39:18,489 - Some kind of a tryout. - Yes, a tryout. 540 00:39:19,405 --> 00:39:22,235 Throw in a barbecue and a few kegs, they'll all show up. 541 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:24,441 The mooch factor is high with this crowd. 542 00:39:24,524 --> 00:39:26,771 A barbecue. That's a good idea. 543 00:39:27,229 --> 00:39:30,767 What? Bugger all, it's the Spleen. Play dead. 544 00:39:30,850 --> 00:39:33,181 - Who's that? - Turn your head. Don't say anything. 545 00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:49,915 Hi, fellas. 546 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,371 Word on the street is you're looking for superheroes. 547 00:39:53,496 --> 00:39:55,743 - Not really. - Actually, we're just leaving. 548 00:39:55,868 --> 00:39:57,450 Rotten luck. 549 00:39:58,989 --> 00:40:00,029 Here we go. 550 00:40:00,113 --> 00:40:02,693 - Perfect timing. - That's for you. 551 00:40:03,525 --> 00:40:05,898 - Hamburger, right? - Yes, thank you. 552 00:40:06,065 --> 00:40:07,231 Enjoy. 553 00:40:08,063 --> 00:40:11,143 Why are you guys always dissing me? It hurts my feelings. 554 00:40:11,227 --> 00:40:13,640 I'm a superhero, too. I have powers. 555 00:40:13,724 --> 00:40:15,763 Really? Like what? 556 00:40:16,055 --> 00:40:17,553 So glad you asked. 557 00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:19,302 - Oh, no. - Excuse me. 558 00:40:19,385 --> 00:40:20,842 Excuse me. 559 00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:27,044 It all started when I was just 13 years of age. 560 00:40:27,668 --> 00:40:29,624 One day, while walking with friends... 561 00:40:29,708 --> 00:40:32,163 ...I accidentally cut the cheese. 562 00:40:32,662 --> 00:40:34,868 In my adolescent awkwardness... 563 00:40:34,952 --> 00:40:38,531 ...I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. 564 00:40:38,656 --> 00:40:40,363 Big mistake! 565 00:40:41,237 --> 00:40:44,109 The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. 566 00:40:44,234 --> 00:40:46,066 Because I'd smelt it... 567 00:40:46,149 --> 00:40:50,645 ...she decreed I would for evermore be he who dealt it! 568 00:40:51,353 --> 00:40:53,476 - Let me illustrate. - No, you don't have to. 569 00:40:53,559 --> 00:40:55,682 It's not necessary, really. 570 00:40:57,347 --> 00:40:58,637 Let's see. 571 00:40:59,636 --> 00:41:00,885 Distance: 572 00:41:01,884 --> 00:41:03,341 Seven meters. 573 00:41:04,006 --> 00:41:05,671 Air speed: Normal. 574 00:41:06,462 --> 00:41:08,793 Compensate for air conditioning. 575 00:41:10,582 --> 00:41:12,830 - Pull my fingers. - Don't do it. 576 00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:14,953 Oh, dear God. 577 00:41:15,744 --> 00:41:18,409 S! B! D! 578 00:41:26,983 --> 00:41:28,773 Silent, but deadly. 579 00:41:29,023 --> 00:41:31,479 - That's good shooting. - That was amazing! 580 00:41:31,603 --> 00:41:34,143 It's disgusting. Don't encourage him. 581 00:41:35,267 --> 00:41:38,346 You guys are recruiting for superheroes. 582 00:41:39,387 --> 00:41:41,135 Where are the tryouts? 583 00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:44,964 We don't know yet. Once we do, we'll contact you. 584 00:41:46,213 --> 00:41:50,042 Bet we'd get a big turnout if we did it somewhere with a swimming pool. 585 00:41:51,166 --> 00:41:52,374 Oh, no. 586 00:41:53,623 --> 00:41:55,455 Absolutely not. Nope. 587 00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:04,778 I don't deserve this. 588 00:42:04,862 --> 00:42:06,069 I know. 589 00:42:07,817 --> 00:42:11,188 - A lot of other men I could have married. - I understand. 590 00:42:11,313 --> 00:42:15,184 If one person vomits in my pool, I'll divorce you. 591 00:42:15,975 --> 00:42:17,474 That's fair. 592 00:42:17,764 --> 00:42:19,222 Come on, kids! 593 00:42:26,340 --> 00:42:28,379 State your name and power. 594 00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:30,002 I am the Waffler. 595 00:42:30,252 --> 00:42:33,249 With my griddle of justice, I bash the enemy in the head... 596 00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:35,372 ...or I burn them like so. 597 00:42:36,288 --> 00:42:37,786 Don't do that. 598 00:42:38,369 --> 00:42:42,240 I also have my truth syrup, which is low fat. 599 00:42:42,407 --> 00:42:44,695 And I'm working on a theme song. 600 00:42:44,778 --> 00:42:47,484 "Waffle Man, I am the Waffler." 601 00:42:47,567 --> 00:42:50,190 "Golden, crispy, bad guys are history." 602 00:42:52,562 --> 00:42:54,685 And I'm running. Just think about it. 603 00:42:54,768 --> 00:42:57,183 Do you have a health plan? Maybe dental? Eye? 604 00:42:57,266 --> 00:43:00,721 - Next. - Hi. I am Pencilhead. 605 00:43:01,887 --> 00:43:04,010 And I am Son of Pencilhead! 606 00:43:04,551 --> 00:43:06,924 - We erase crime. - Two generations