Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

[LAUGHTER] 511 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:06,979 IT IS THE MUCUS THAT BINDS US. 512 00:30:07,022 --> 00:30:09,982 HA HA HA! <i> A BUBO OBE.</i> 513 00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:13,899 THE CHIEF SAYS THAT THE SACRED HUT IS OVER THERE. 514 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:22,951 HOW DID THEY GET PAST THE GUARD? 515 00:30:22,995 --> 00:30:24,474 [GREENWALL] UH, WELL, I'M AFRAID 516 00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:26,999 HE WAS FOUND SHORTLY AFTER... SLEEPING. 517 00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:30,698 AT EASE, SOLDIER. 518 00:30:30,741 --> 00:30:32,700 WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. 519 00:30:44,364 --> 00:30:46,148 QUITE AN AUSPICIOUS DWELLING 520 00:30:46,192 --> 00:30:48,977 FOR A FILTHY FLYING WEASEL. 521 00:30:49,021 --> 00:30:50,674 <i>ALLA SHIKAKA!</i> 522 00:30:50,718 --> 00:30:53,242 [GREENWALL] PLEASE, MR. VENTURA. THAT IS SACRED GROUND. 523 00:30:53,286 --> 00:30:56,245 I'M SORRY. ONLY THE WACHATI ARE ALLOWED TO STEP THERE. 524 00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:57,899 HEY... 525 00:30:57,943 --> 00:30:59,335 TAKE IT EASY. 526 00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:01,511 I'M THE LOOGIE GUY, REMEMBER? 527 00:31:01,555 --> 00:31:03,774 [SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] 528 00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:16,004 Y-YES, YES, CHIEF. THANK YOU. 529 00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:17,353 <i>DALU.</i> 530 00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:18,920 THANK YOU. 531 00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:21,880 THE CHIEF SAYS UNLESS THE SACRED BAT IS RETURNED 532 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:23,794 BEFORE THE MARRIAGE OF THE PRINCESS, 533 00:31:23,838 --> 00:31:27,363 THE ENTIRE WACHATI TRIBE WILL MEET THEIR DEATH. 534 00:31:27,407 --> 00:31:29,713 WHAT TYPE OF BAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? 535 00:31:29,757 --> 00:31:32,151 THE GREAT WHITE BAT, OF COURSE. 536 00:31:41,247 --> 00:31:43,118 <i>CORPUS</i> <i>KILOCHIROPTERA?</i> 537 00:31:43,162 --> 00:31:45,729 YES, BUT TO THE NATIVES... 538 00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:47,035 <i>SHIKAKA.</i> 539 00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:48,819 [GASP] 540 00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:52,911 <i>SHIKAKA?</i> 541 00:31:57,350 --> 00:32:00,092 <i>SHIKAKA!</i> 542 00:32:00,135 --> 00:32:01,441 HA HA HA! 543 00:32:01,484 --> 00:32:02,746 SHIKASHA! 544 00:32:02,790 --> 00:32:04,748 AHH! 545 00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:07,229 SHH... SHISH KEBAB. 546 00:32:07,273 --> 00:32:08,839 SHH... <i>SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION.</i> 547 00:32:08,883 --> 00:32:10,667 CHICAGO! 548 00:32:10,711 --> 00:32:12,931 YOU'RE... OUT OF THERE! 549 00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:15,107 GO ON. YOU'RE GONE. GO ON! 550 00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:17,326 [DRUMS PLAYING] 551 00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:19,546 [WACHATIS CHANTING] 552 00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:33,952 [GRUNTING] 553 00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:40,523 WERE YOU GOING TO EAT THESE? 554 00:32:42,830 --> 00:32:44,571 HA HA HA HA! 555 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:48,140 ACE. 556 00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:49,750 OH. 557 00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:55,538 I'VE GOT TO INSPECT THAT CAGE. 558 00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:02,458 MMM! 559 00:33:02,502 --> 00:33:04,112 MY, MY, MY. 560 00:33:04,156 --> 00:33:07,202 THIS FRUIT PASTE IS DELICIOUS... 561 00:33:07,246 --> 00:33:09,161 AND THE POTTERY IS LOVELY. 562 00:33:09,204 --> 00:33:10,684 IT'S MADE FROM GUANO. 563 00:33:10,727 --> 00:33:12,120 GUANO? 564 00:33:12,164 --> 00:33:13,904 THAT SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR. 565 00:33:13,948 --> 00:33:15,558 BAT DROPPINGS. 566 00:33:18,518 --> 00:33:20,041 [GAGGING] 567 00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:22,000 GUANO IS THE WACHATIS' CHIEF RESOURCE. 568 00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:23,914 THEY USE IT TO MAKE MANY THINGS IN THE VILLAGE. 569 00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:27,353 YUMMY. 570 00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:51,855 [GREENWALL] OH, NOW, THIS IS REALLY FASCINATING. 571 00:33:51,899 --> 00:33:54,902 THIS IS A GREAT WACHATI TRADITION-- 572 00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:57,557 THE VIRGIN'S DANCE OF SEDUCTION. 573 00:34:02,562 --> 00:34:04,955 [ACE] I AM NOW A HOLY MAN. 574 00:34:04,999 --> 00:34:06,348 I THINK OF WOMEN 575 00:34:06,392 --> 00:34:07,871 ONLY AS THE MOTHERS OF OUR CHILDREN. 576 00:34:07,915 --> 00:34:10,091 THEY ARE A SANCTUARY FOR THE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS, 577 00:34:10,135 --> 00:34:13,921 A TEMPLE TO HOUSE THE MIRACLE OF PROCREATION. 578 00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:16,097 DO YOU HAVE A DOLLAR? 579 00:34:17,751 --> 00:34:20,145 [MUSIC SPEEDS UP] 580 00:34:21,407 --> 00:34:22,582 OH! HA HA! 581 00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:23,974 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 582 00:34:24,018 --> 00:34:25,411 I'VE NOT DANCED IN YEARS. 583 00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:46,649 HI. 584 00:34:47,824 --> 00:34:49,609 DON'T MIND ME. 585 00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:50,914 SLEEP. 586 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:52,307 [YAWNING] 587 00:34:52,351 --> 00:34:54,396 SLEEP. 588 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,311 SLEEP. 589 00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:06,756 FEE...FI... FO...FUM! 590 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,498 I SMELL... 591 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:11,457 THE FINGERPRINTS OF SCUM! 592 00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:18,725 BETTER DUST THE PLACE. 593 00:35:33,827 --> 00:35:35,611 TOTALLY CLEAN. 594 00:35:35,655 --> 00:35:38,397 NOT ONE DAMN CLUE. 595 00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:42,879 UNLESS... 596 00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:02,856 [THUNK] 597 00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:26,488 Here she comes. Oh, ...