EuroTrip

374 00:28:53,648 --> 00:28:57,026 Wow, Scotty. I still can't believe you came all the way to Europe for a girl. 375 00:28:57,109 --> 00:29:00,612 Wait, not just any girl. Show her the picture, Scotty. 376 00:29:00,696 --> 00:29:03,198 She makes every girl in our high school look like a walrus. 377 00:29:03,866 --> 00:29:06,910 - I'm a girl from your high school. - No, I mean "girl" girls. 378 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:09,830 Guys, we're wasting the whole day here. We're in Paris. 379 00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:13,208 - Let's go to the Louvre. - To the Louvre! 380 00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:49,495 So, you guys wanna stay here, 381 00:29:49,578 --> 00:29:52,455 or should we check out the huge line at the Eiffel Tower? 382 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:56,710 Here's a fun fact: Voltaire contracted syphilis just two blocks from here. 383 00:29:56,794 --> 00:29:58,855 - Should we go? - Can we please just get out of here? 384 00:29:58,879 --> 00:30:01,965 - This guy's really creeping me out. - Who, Robot Man? 385 00:30:02,758 --> 00:30:04,676 He's just trying to feed his robot family. 386 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,596 - I really don't like him. - Why? 387 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,139 Because he's doing this? 388 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:12,393 All right. Okay, seriously, don't do that. 389 00:30:12,476 --> 00:30:15,061 Cooper. Do not hate me. 390 00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:21,902 I am familiar with over 600 dance moves and I am programmed to get... 391 00:30:26,574 --> 00:30:27,575 freaky. 392 00:30:40,546 --> 00:30:43,465 You're just upset because people like me better. It's okay. 393 00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:25,216 Fight! Fight! 394 00:31:29,970 --> 00:31:31,513 Sweep the leg, Scott! 395 00:31:48,197 --> 00:31:50,357 Don't look in his eyes, Scotty. Don't look in his eyes. 396 00:31:56,997 --> 00:31:58,248 That was not cool. 397 00:32:29,613 --> 00:32:31,156 Guys, let's go. Come on. 398 00:32:35,202 --> 00:32:38,580 Error! Error! Error! 399 00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:44,128 How cool is this? It's a shame we only get to spend one day together. 400 00:32:44,211 --> 00:32:46,880 - Why don't you come to Berlin with us? - No. 401 00:32:46,964 --> 00:32:50,217 Jamie, come on. In a few months, we're all going off to different colleges. 402 00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:53,220 This could be the last chance that the four of us are together like this. 403 00:32:53,971 --> 00:32:56,348 Plus, we're in Europe, huh? 404 00:32:56,432 --> 00:33:00,352 This should be the trip of a lifetime. There's no way we should split up. 405 00:33:01,395 --> 00:33:03,814 All right, this table is now Europe, okay? 406 00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:06,817 - Okay. - Excuse me. 407 00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:11,401 We are right here, in Paris, and I have got to get to Mieke, 408 00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:14,366 who is over here in Berlin. 409 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:15,868 And Jamie, if you come with us, 410 00:33:15,951 --> 00:33:18,703 I'm sure there's a ton of great stuff to see along the way. 411 00:33:19,663 --> 00:33:22,749 - We can go to Denmark. - I love Denmark. 412 00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:25,335 - We've gotta hit Amsterdam. - Definitely. 413 00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:28,172 And the cathedral at Camaret. 414 00:33:30,090 --> 00:33:31,466 - Yeah. - Maybe. We'll see. 415 00:33:31,550 --> 00:33:33,885 - Whatever. - If there's time. 416 00:33:35,679 --> 00:33:38,014 Come on. I really want you to be there when I meet Mieke. 417 00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:40,059 Fine. 418 00:33:40,142 --> 00:33:42,060 - Excellent! - All right. 419 00:33:42,144 --> 00:33:42,978 A toast. 420 00:33:43,062 --> 00:33:44,229 - A toast. - Yes. 421 00:33:45,272 --> 00:33:47,065 - To Mieke. - To Europe. 422 00:33:47,149 --> 00:33:48,567 To Europe! 423 00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:54,489 - Berlin, here we come. - All right. 424 00:33:54,573 --> 00:33:56,283 You better let me hold on to those. 425 00:34:00,663 --> 00:34:03,999 - What the hell is that? - It's a traveler's money belt. 426 00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:08,170 <i>Frommer's</i> says as long as you have one of these, no one can rob you of anything. 427 00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:11,674 - Except your dignity. - No, you just put that in your... 428 00:34:12,716 --> 00:34:16,261 - Wait. What? - Come on, guidebook. Let's go. 429 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:22,893 Check it out. European ass. 430 00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:26,564 What's up? 431 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:34,029 Jesus, Jenny. I thought you were some girl. 432 00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:35,531 Come on. Platform four. 433 00:34:36,365 --> 00:34:37,699 Thanks. 434 00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:40,286 Damn. 435 00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:46,124 I believe this is yours. 436 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:53,257 Pleased to meet you. My name is Christoph. 437 00:34:53,340 --> 00:34:56,009 - Jenny, let's go! - Come on. Move it! 438 00:34:56,...