The Night Before

I just got to balance it out. 760 00:33:07,403 --> 00:33:08,821 I got to make it that I'm more on mushrooms... 761 00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:10,198 ...because I was having fun on mushrooms. 762 00:33:10,365 --> 00:33:11,949 - I have a plan. - Chill out. Have a Red Bull. 763 00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:14,327 You could also just stop doing drugs right now. 764 00:33:14,494 --> 00:33:16,871 Like, much more mushrooms. 765 00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:19,040 - Are you gonna be cool at this party? - Cool as fuck, G. 766 00:33:19,207 --> 00:33:20,792 No, you're not cool, G. 767 00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:23,044 You look insane. Only your right eye is working. 768 00:33:23,211 --> 00:33:25,171 There's gonna be a lot of famous people at this party... 769 00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:26,673 ...and I don't want you to fuck it up. 770 00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:28,091 You walk in there looking like a shit show... 771 00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:29,384 Do I look weird now? 772 00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:31,552 Yes! You look weird! 773 00:33:31,719 --> 00:33:33,429 Still weird. 774 00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:35,056 Weirder! 775 00:33:35,223 --> 00:33:36,766 - He looks fine. - No, you don't! 776 00:33:36,933 --> 00:33:39,018 You need to fucking check yourself before... 777 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,187 Before... 778 00:33:41,354 --> 00:33:43,481 - ...I wreck myself? - Ugh. 779 00:33:43,648 --> 00:33:45,316 - Is that what you're saying? - Yes. 780 00:33:45,483 --> 00:33:47,443 Chickity-check myself, before I wrickity-wreck myself? 781 00:33:47,610 --> 00:33:49,112 How does that make someone feel? 782 00:33:49,278 --> 00:33:50,998 To be told that they might wreck themselves. 783 00:33:51,155 --> 00:33:52,156 You're not gonna wreck yourself. 784 00:33:52,323 --> 00:33:55,076 You made him feel bad. Why don't you just leave him alone. 785 00:33:55,243 --> 00:33:57,363 - Look, he's not right, dude. - Gonna mellow out. 786 00:33:57,412 --> 00:34:00,123 Why don't you have some weed and mellow out. 787 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,583 - You got the weed? - No. 788 00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:05,169 - You got the weed, dude? - No. 789 00:34:05,336 --> 00:34:07,755 - She stole my fucking weed. - Ha-ha-ha. 790 00:34:07,922 --> 00:34:10,591 She was rummaging through my jacket when I was hitting her from the back. 791 00:34:10,758 --> 00:34:12,260 I knew it! She fucking took my weed! 792 00:34:12,427 --> 00:34:13,720 That serves you right. 793 00:34:13,886 --> 00:34:16,347 Dude, it's not funny! She stole my fucking weed! 794 00:34:16,514 --> 00:34:19,767 The last place I wanna be is outside my mom's house right now. 795 00:34:20,476 --> 00:34:23,438 School's far. Your mom lives close. 796 00:34:23,604 --> 00:34:25,444 How long did Mr. Green say he would be here in? 797 00:34:25,481 --> 00:34:26,691 Half hour. 798 00:34:26,858 --> 00:34:28,609 That's fine. Let's just go inside and wait. I'm freezing. 799 00:34:28,776 --> 00:34:30,987 No, no, no. We're not going inside. My mom's probably asleep. 800 00:34:31,154 --> 00:34:33,794 A half hour for Mr. Green could be like two hours of standing here. 801 00:34:33,865 --> 00:34:36,826 We could be dead by then. We could literally die by then. 802 00:34:36,993 --> 00:34:40,079 Look, my mom doesn't know I'm here. So let it go. We're not going upstairs. 803 00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:42,540 - Really? You didn't tell her? - No. 804 00:34:42,874 --> 00:34:45,293 I told her I was in Philly and I got a suite down at the Gansevoort. 805 00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:47,860 I just think your mom would be happy to see you on Christmas. 806 00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:50,631 I'm not saying she wouldn't be happy to see me, all right? 807 00:34:50,798 --> 00:34:52,884 There's just a lot you don't understand. 808 00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:55,678 All she wants to do is parade me around and show me off to people. 809 00:34:55,845 --> 00:34:57,722 Last time I was here, she made me go to church with her... 810 00:34:57,889 --> 00:35:00,099 ...and sign autographs, kiss babies, tell people all my stats... 811 00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:02,393 ...and what I did last Sunday. It's too much. 812 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:03,840 - I have a question. - What? 813 00:35:03,978 --> 00:35:06,105 Does your mother still have a Nintendo 64? 814 00:35:06,397 --> 00:35:08,608 Probably. She never throws my stuff away. Why? 815 00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:10,985 Right. So that's why you don't wanna go upstairs... 816 00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:12,945 ...because you're gonna lose at "GoldenEye." 817 00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:14,864 - "GoldenEye." - "GoldenEye." 818 00:35:15,031 --> 00:35:17,492 Okay. Let's do it. One game. 819 00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:18,993 Nobody touch shit. 820 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,453 Nobody touch nothing. 821 00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:22,705 But I love touching things. 822 00:35:23,498 --> 00:35:24,791 Shh-shh-shh. 823 00:35:26,709 --> 00:35:28,169 All right, go, go, go. 824 00:35:34,383 --> 00:35:37,011 - Dude, did you die and not tell us? - Shut up.