A Good Old Fashioned Orgy

What about the Kama Sutra? 727 00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:32,970 That's actually not bad. 728 00:33:32,970 --> 00:33:33,679 Yeah? 729 00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:36,557 Yeah, yeah, like the sex secrets of the East, right? 730 00:33:36,724 --> 00:33:37,683 Mm-hm. 731 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:38,684 Oh, that's... Yeah. 732 00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:42,604 You know you have like, uh, incense, tapestries. 733 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:44,939 Veils, diaphanous fabrics. 734 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,192 I have no idea what the hell that is, but I like it. 735 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:50,528 You and me, we're on the same page with this think. 736 00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:51,862 Right? I think so. 737 00:33:51,862 --> 00:33:53,030 Absolutely. 738 00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:55,366 How do you spell 'Kama'? 739 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:56,992 Dude, babe alert at 3 o'clock. 740 00:33:57,159 --> 00:33:58,994 Three o'clock. My 3, my 3. 741 00:34:04,165 --> 00:34:04,749 Wait a minute. 742 00:34:04,749 --> 00:34:05,333 That hurls my dink. 743 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:06,835 Wait a minute. That's Kelly. 744 00:34:06,835 --> 00:34:08,211 Who? 745 00:34:08,211 --> 00:34:09,629 My Realtor. 746 00:34:09,629 --> 00:34:11,214 Oh, shit, the enemy. 747 00:34:11,881 --> 00:34:13,591 Listen to me. Listen. 748 00:34:13,758 --> 00:34:16,677 We cannot afford to lose the casa de sex before Labor Day, okay? 749 00:34:16,844 --> 00:34:19,763 You go over there, you get in tight with her, lay on the charm, 750 00:34:19,930 --> 00:34:21,848 and get her to drag ass selling the house. 751 00:34:22,015 --> 00:34:23,308 No, no, that is... Yes, yes. 752 00:34:23,475 --> 00:34:25,769 She is a tough cookie. She'll see through that. 753 00:34:25,935 --> 00:34:27,896 Her? Please, dude, you're the king. 754 00:34:28,062 --> 00:34:31,357 A little winey-diney, she'll be your humble wench servant. 755 00:34:32,316 --> 00:34:34,318 Keep friends close, but enemies closer. 756 00:34:34,485 --> 00:34:37,780 Yeah. That doesn't make any sense. Just go fucking charm her, okay? 757 00:34:38,113 --> 00:34:39,489 Okay. Go, go, go. 758 00:34:39,656 --> 00:34:40,907 All right. Do the thing. 759 00:34:41,074 --> 00:34:44,327 What? The smile thing. Ahem. 760 00:34:45,328 --> 00:34:46,913 Kelly. Kelly. 761 00:34:46,913 --> 00:34:48,498 Hi. Oh, Eric. 762 00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:51,918 Oh, my God, look at this. Watch. 763 00:34:52,084 --> 00:34:55,129 I hope anything I said didn't screw anything up with the client. 764 00:34:55,296 --> 00:34:57,423 I was joking around. I didn't freak them out? 765 00:34:57,589 --> 00:34:58,423 Oh, no. Not at all. 766 00:34:58,423 --> 00:34:59,258 Oh, good. 767 00:34:59,424 --> 00:35:02,135 You were wearing that helmet so I was able to convince them 768 00:35:02,302 --> 00:35:05,138 that, you know, you ride the short bus. 769 00:35:06,097 --> 00:35:07,765 Well, that's good. 770 00:35:07,932 --> 00:35:09,350 Well played. 771 00:35:08,683 --> 00:35:11,018 Hey, do you mind if...? Maybe I can make up to you. 772 00:35:11,185 --> 00:35:12,979 Take you out to dinner or something? 773 00:35:13,145 --> 00:35:14,063 Could be fun, yeah? 774 00:35:14,063 --> 00:35:15,022 Oh, gosh, thanks. 775 00:35:15,189 --> 00:35:19,318 Um, technically, I'm not supposed to go out with clients so.. 776 00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:22,404 Well, technically my dad's the client. 777 00:35:22,571 --> 00:35:25,407 Right now I'm just some random dude on the beach. 778 00:35:25,573 --> 00:35:28,076 She's smiling. Look, she's smiling. She's buying it. 779 00:35:28,076 --> 00:35:30,745 Okay. I'll go to dinner with you. 780 00:35:30,745 --> 00:35:31,829 All right. 781 00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:34,165 But, tell me which party we met at. 782 00:35:34,331 --> 00:35:35,416 Was it one of my parties? 783 00:35:35,416 --> 00:35:36,500 Mm-hm. 784 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,293 Okay. What, um... 785 00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:40,837 Oh, was it the Cuba Libre party because 786 00:35:41,004 --> 00:35:43,215 I was in mojito haze that whole day and I just... 787 00:35:43,381 --> 00:35:44,758 Nope. 788 00:35:44,924 --> 00:35:46,259 Oktoberfest in July? 789 00:35:46,384 --> 00:35:47,343 Nope. 790 00:35:47,343 --> 00:35:48,303 Oh, oh, no, no, I know. 791 00:35:48,469 --> 00:35:49,554 I know. 792 00:35:49,721 --> 00:35:52,974 Uh, it was the Shir Trek versus Shir Wars Battle for the Universe Party 793 00:35:53,140 --> 00:35:55,976 and you were dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi. 794 00:35:56,143 --> 00:35:58,479 How drunk do you get at these parties? 795 00:35:58,645 --> 00:36:01,481 Uh, pretty drunk. It's kind of a social obligation. 796 00:36:01,648 --> 00:36:04,234 Okay. I'm gonna give you a hint. 797 00:36:04,401 --> 00:36:05,985 I wear a size 9 shoe. 798 00:36:07,737 --> 00:36:09,447 Oh, my God. 799