A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas

706 00:31:02,111 --> 00:31:04,321 -It's magnificent. ADRIAN: I'll make you a deal. 707 00:31:04,488 --> 00:31:06,615 Take me to the party, I get you that tree. 708 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,158 No. It's already very late. 709 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,618 Shut the fuck up, Todd! 710 00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:11,161 This doesn't concern you! 711 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,330 - Easy. - He can not-- He is not allow-- 712 00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:15,249 HAROLD: Hey. Calm down. Calm down. 713 00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:18,335 I'm running out of time. I gotta be back with a tree by <i>2</i> a.m. 714 00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:20,462 Work with me. Listen. 715 00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:21,922 I'm not driving for nothing. 716 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:24,174 Make sure we can get the tree, you got a deal. 717 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:25,009 Done. 718 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:26,927 Hey, douche? 719 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:27,636 Yeah? 720 00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:28,345 Shotgun. 721 00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:29,263 Oh. 722 00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:30,681 Scr-- 723 00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:32,391 S you. S you. 724 00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:35,686 HS"? 725 00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:37,354 -"S you"? -"Screw you." 726 00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:38,981 - Oh, right. TODD: Screw you! 727 00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:43,193 "Harry"? Gotta be kidding me. 728 00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:46,155 The tree is removable? 729 00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:48,282 <i>OPERATOR". Your call cannot be completed as dialed.</i> 730 00:31:48,449 --> 00:31:51,160 - Great. Okay, great. Bye. We're good. <i>- Please</i> hang up-- 731 00:31:51,327 --> 00:31:52,328 We can have the tree? 732 00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:53,495 She said it? 733 00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:54,705 She said that, yes. 734 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:57,124 - Great. Let's go. - Okay. 735 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:02,463 What is he doing? What is he doing? 736 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:04,006 What are you doing? 737 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:05,299 What? 738 00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:06,717 My daughter's in there! 739 00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:07,468 What? 740 00:32:07,635 --> 00:32:09,887 - Oh, shit! HAROLD: What the fuck, Kumar? 741 00:32:10,054 --> 00:32:11,138 I didn't see her. 742 00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:12,514 You got my baby high! 743 00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:14,475 HAROLD: You got his baby high. 744 00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:15,809 Hold on a second. 745 00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:19,396 Nobody gets high the first time they smoke weed. Don't you know anything? 746 00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:20,814 [GIGGLING] 747 00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:22,316 TODD: Okay, great. 748 00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:24,360 Now she has the giggles. 749 00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:26,362 - Sorry. TODD: If Emma finds out... 750 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:27,571 ...we won't be able... 751 00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:28,989 ...to come to the party. 752 00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:30,032 What party? 753 00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:31,992 Oh, it's just a work... 754 00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:33,077 ...Christmas party... 755 00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:34,495 ...kind of thing. 756 00:32:34,662 --> 00:32:35,245 Right, Todd? 757 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:36,872 Yeah. It's gonna be... 758 00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:38,082 ...classic. 759 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:38,916 [YELLING] 760 00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:41,377 Okay, great. Now she's having a bad trip. 761 00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:42,711 HAROLD: Try singing again. 762 00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:44,088 It never works. 763 00:32:44,254 --> 00:32:45,756 - Hey. Hey. HAROLD: What are you doing? 764 00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:47,758 Hey. 765 00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:49,969 <i>[RAPPING] If you want beef, then bring the ruckus</i> 766 00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:51,553 <i>Wu-Tang Clan ain't</i> 767 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,763 <i>Nothin' to fuck with</i> 768 00:32:52,972 --> 00:32:53,889 <i>Straight from</i> 769 00:32:54,056 --> 00:32:55,766 <i>The motherfucking slums that's busted</i> 770 00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:57,434 <i>Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with</i> 771 00:32:57,601 --> 00:32:58,477 Ahh. 772 00:33:00,521 --> 00:33:02,231 Dude, you baby-whispered her. 773 00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:04,233 TODD: I do not care for the language... 774 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,734 ...but that was impressive. 775 00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:07,027 What singing group... 776 00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:08,612 - ...is that? - The Wu-Tang Clan. 777 00:33:08,779 --> 00:33:10,739 The Gu-Ga-- The Wu-Gang Band? 778 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:12,533 Wu-Tang Clan, Todd. 779 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:13,367 TODD: Harry. 780 00:33:13,534 --> 00:33:15,953 When did you turn into Mr. Rap-Hop-Expert? 781 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,621 KUMAR: There's a lot you don't know... 782 00:33:17,788 --> 00:33:18,580 ...about Harry, huh? 783 00:33:18,789 --> 00:33:19,957 TODD: Excuse me? 784 00:33:20,124 --> 00:33:21,959 - Was that directed to me? KUMAR: Yeah, douche. 785 00:33:22,126 --> 00:33:23,544 Okay. Taken. 786 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,797 I got the munchies. 787 00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:27,923 TODD: Now we have to... 788 00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:30,384 ...stop and get s