Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

534 00:29:26,150 --> 00:29:28,414 Yeah, mist, hence the mist setting. 535 00:29:28,486 --> 00:29:31,114 It's a safety issue, okay? There we go. 536 00:29:31,189 --> 00:29:34,454 Thank you, Mr. Wizard. What crawled up your ass? 537 00:29:34,525 --> 00:29:36,925 I'm completely on edge right now, man. 538 00:29:36,995 --> 00:29:38,587 After all the shit that we've been through tonight, 539 00:29:38,663 --> 00:29:40,654 I don't know how much more I can take. 540 00:29:41,332 --> 00:29:43,664 Oh, shit! How the fuck did that get in here? 541 00:29:43,735 --> 00:29:44,827 Oh, shit! 542 00:29:48,539 --> 00:29:51,269 He bit me! I've got rabies! 543 00:29:52,877 --> 00:29:53,866 Oh, my God! 544 00:29:53,945 --> 00:29:56,106 Dude, get that fuckin' cancer raccoon away from me! 545 00:29:56,180 --> 00:29:57,647 Open my window! 546 00:29:57,715 --> 00:30:00,309 Fuck you, raccoon! 547 00:30:02,754 --> 00:30:04,346 What the Christ? 548 00:30:05,089 --> 00:30:08,115 - Shit! - Shit! 549 00:30:11,663 --> 00:30:13,494 Jesus! You all right? 550 00:30:13,564 --> 00:30:15,725 I don't know. 551 00:30:16,501 --> 00:30:17,900 Shit. 552 00:30:18,436 --> 00:30:19,994 Shit, dude, he's coming over here. 553 00:30:21,105 --> 00:30:22,868 Probably some old blind bitch! 554 00:30:22,940 --> 00:30:26,842 - What the fuck are you doing? - We're sorry. We're very sorry! 555 00:30:26,911 --> 00:30:29,641 - Holy shit! - Goldstein? 556 00:30:29,714 --> 00:30:31,682 Dude, it's Rold and Kumar. 557 00:30:31,749 --> 00:30:34,309 Shit. What's going on, man? 558 00:30:34,385 --> 00:30:36,979 - What's up, dude? What's up? - All right. 559 00:30:37,055 --> 00:30:38,454 What the hell are you guys doing here? 560 00:30:38,523 --> 00:30:41,549 We got the munchies, so we decided we'd go to Hot Dog Heaven. 561 00:30:41,626 --> 00:30:43,526 How about you? How was White Castle? 562 00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:46,222 We haven't gotten there yet. I think I may have rabies. 563 00:30:46,297 --> 00:30:48,231 Yo, dude, how were Katie Holmes' tits? 564 00:30:48,299 --> 00:30:50,290 - You know the Holocaust? - Yeah. 565 00:30:50,368 --> 00:30:52,302 Picture the exact opposite of that. 566 00:30:52,370 --> 00:30:54,031 Nice. 567 00:30:54,972 --> 00:30:56,269 Boy, do you need a girl. 568 00:30:56,340 --> 00:30:58,001 If you guys got the yellow fever, 569 00:30:58,076 --> 00:30:59,941 there's a rockin' Asian party down at Princeton. 570 00:31:00,011 --> 00:31:01,376 Dude, I got the yellow plague. 571 00:31:01,446 --> 00:31:04,313 There's nothing sexier than a hot Asian chick! 572 00:31:04,382 --> 00:31:06,043 Asian tits... I wanna squeeze 'em! 573 00:31:06,117 --> 00:31:08,551 Stop. Don't do that. Please, do not touch me. 574 00:31:08,619 --> 00:31:09,745 I'm very woozy. 575 00:31:09,821 --> 00:31:11,812 I think I have to go to the hospital. 576 00:31:11,889 --> 00:31:13,880 You should go to Beth Israel. 577 00:31:13,958 --> 00:31:16,290 - We gotta hit up this Asian joint. - No, we don't. 578 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,693 We got to go to Hot Dog Heaven. No more detours along the way. 579 00:31:19,764 --> 00:31:21,561 - This is what I'm dealing with. - Come on! 580 00:31:21,632 --> 00:31:22,929 I'm telling you, hit up the Asian party. 581 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,831 Did you leave the key in the car with the engine running? 582 00:31:24,902 --> 00:31:25,994 Good luck. 583 00:31:26,070 --> 00:31:29,267 You don't have rabies. We're not going to a hospital. You're fine. 584 00:31:39,951 --> 00:31:42,920 Uh... Yeah, I don't have rabies. 585 00:31:42,987 --> 00:31:45,615 Great. Let's just get out of here. 586 00:31:46,591 --> 00:31:50,118 Hey, aren't those the guys that got the shit kicked... 587 00:31:50,194 --> 00:31:52,958 I know. I know. Let's just go. 588 00:31:54,665 --> 00:31:56,223 Just go. 589 00:31:56,901 --> 00:31:58,163 Kumar. 590 00:32:00,071 --> 00:32:02,232 - Hey, it's your dad and brother. - Shit. 591 00:32:03,441 --> 00:32:06,103 No wonder you didn't want to go to the hospital. 592 00:32:06,177 --> 00:32:07,701 - Hey, Dad. - Hi, Dr. Patel. 593 00:32:07,779 --> 00:32:09,747 - What's up? - Saikat. What's going on? 594 00:32:09,814 --> 00:32:13,079 I hope you are here to apologize for what you did in your interview today. 595 00:32:13,151 --> 00:32:14,743 What the hell's wrong with you, Kumar? 596 00:32:14,819 --> 00:32:17,151 God! You're 22 years old. When are you gonna grow up 597 00:32:17,221 --> 00:32:20,213 and stop this post-college rebel bullshit? 598 00:32:20,291 --> 00:32:23,124 - Like your life is so hard. - Eat my balls, Saikat. 599 00:32:23,194 --> 00:32:25,958 I will not tolerate this business from you any longer. 600 00:32:26,030 --> 00:32:28,760 You have one more interview tomorrow morning, 601 00:32:28,833...