Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, sixteen year old high-schooler, Juno MacGuff, makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.
Juno is a Comedy, Drama, Romance film released in 2007.
30 subtitle releases available in English. 18 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
398 00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:34,305 Well, I stole a squirt
of your wife's perfume. 399 00:33:34,472 --> 00:33:35,640 Really? 400 00:33:35,807 --> 00:33:39,727 It's Clinique Happy. Get a whiff
of those sparkling top notes. 401 00:33:39,894 --> 00:33:43,106 Oh, yeah. That supposed
to make me feel happy? 402 00:33:43,272 --> 00:33:44,941 You should feel happy, homes. 403 00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:48,778 I'm giving you and Vanessa the gift
of life. Sweet, screaming, pooping life. 404 00:33:48,945 --> 00:33:51,447 You don't have to be there
when it's covered in... 405 00:33:51,614 --> 00:33:54,409 - Viscera.
- Blood and guts. 406 00:33:58,413 --> 00:33:59,914 Is that a Les Paul? 407 00:34:00,998 --> 00:34:04,627 Yes, it is. Vanessa gave me
my own room for all my stuff. 408 00:34:05,336 --> 00:34:10,758 She gave you your own room
in your whole house for your stuff? 409 00:34:10,925 --> 00:34:13,469 Wow, she's got you
on a long leash there, Mark. 410 00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:18,141 Oh, it's beautiful. You know, I always
loved Gibson way more than Fender. 411 00:34:18,307 --> 00:34:20,643 - Like, just...
- What do you play? 412 00:34:21,144 --> 00:34:22,812 I rock a Harmony. 413 00:34:25,314 --> 00:34:27,358 - So is it mahogany?
- Yeah. 414 00:34:27,525 --> 00:34:30,820 What happens if you crack the neck?
That must be, like, a bitch to... 415 00:34:30,987 --> 00:34:33,823 Tell me about it. I used to play
in this tight band in Chicago. 416 00:34:33,990 --> 00:34:36,826 One night we opened for the Melvins,
I busted it on-stage. 417 00:34:36,993 --> 00:34:39,829 It cost me 800 dollars
just to get it fixed. 418 00:34:40,329 --> 00:34:41,998 So when was that?
Was that like...? 419 00:34:42,165 --> 00:34:44,333 Ninety-three.
Best time for rock 'n' roll. 420 00:34:46,294 --> 00:34:48,171 - Seventy-seven. Are you...?
- What? 421 00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:51,340 <i>- Punk</i> Volume Number 1.
- You're crazy. 422 00:34:51,507 --> 00:34:54,552 Dude, you weren't there.
You couldn't understand the magic. 423 00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:56,304 You weren't even alive. 424 00:34:58,139 --> 00:34:59,766 What's that? 425 00:35:02,393 --> 00:35:03,811 It's a Pilates machine. 426 00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:08,024 What do you make with it? 427 00:35:08,191 --> 00:35:11,027 You don't make anything.
It's for exercising. 428 00:35:12,904 --> 00:35:17,366 Yeah, my wife ordered one of those
Tony Little Gazelles off the TV. 429 00:35:17,533 --> 00:35:19,535 You know, from the guy
with the ponytail? 430 00:35:20,036 --> 00:35:22,497 That guy just doesn't
look right to me. 431 00:35:31,047 --> 00:35:32,715 I'll be right back. 432 00:35:34,509 --> 00:35:36,177 Excuse me. 433 00:35:44,727 --> 00:35:46,771 - H i.
- H i. 434 00:35:46,938 --> 00:35:48,022 You're playing music. 435 00:35:48,439 --> 00:35:50,566 Juno wanted a little
closer look at Kimber. 436 00:35:51,692 --> 00:35:53,569 - Your guitar is named Kimber?
- Yeah. 437 00:35:53,736 --> 00:35:57,281 That's cool. My ax is named Roosevelt.
But after Franklin, not Ted. 438 00:35:57,448 --> 00:36:00,576 Franklin, he was the hot one
with the polio? 439 00:36:00,743 --> 00:36:03,079 Yeah. Hey, Gerta's downstairs. 440 00:36:03,246 --> 00:36:06,874 We still have a lot of stuff
to go over and do. 441 00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:08,751 - I got it, I got it. Got it?
- Got it? 442 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,337 Not to interrupt
the jam session, but... 443 00:36:11,921 --> 00:36:14,465 Here and here. 444 00:36:14,757 --> 00:36:18,427 So just look these over. If you have
any questions, call me at my office. 445 00:36:18,594 --> 00:36:22,431 We'd appreciate it if you would keep us
updated on any doctor's appointments... 446 00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:25,101 ...or ultrasounds
or anything of that nature. 447 00:36:25,268 --> 00:36:26,435 - Yeah.
- If it's not too... 448 00:36:26,602 --> 00:36:30,273 No, right, for sure. You want to know
how your kid's a-cooking. I get it. 449 00:36:31,274 --> 00:36:33,901 You think you're really
gonna do this, then? 450 00:36:34,068 --> 00:36:37,405 Yeah. Yeah, no,
I like you guys. Yeah. 451 00:36:38,948 --> 00:36:41,075 How sure would you say you are? 452 00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:47,123 Like, would you say you're
80 percent sure or 90 percent sure? 453 00:36:48,082 --> 00:36:50,585 I'm gonna say I'm about
104 percent sure. 454 00:36:50,751 --> 00:36:53,004 - Really?
- Here you go, sir. 455 00:36:53,170 --> 00:36:57,425 Seriously, if I could just have the thing
and give it to you now, I totally would. 456 00:36:57,592 --> 00:37:00,845 But I'm guessing it looks probably
like a Sea-Monkey right now... 457 00:37:01,012 --> 00:37:04,807 ...and, you know, we should
let it get a little cuter. 458 00:37:04,974 --> 00:37:07,101 - Yes. Keep it in the oven.
- Great. 459 00:37:07,268 --> 00:37:08,686 I think that's a great idea. 460 00:37:08,895 --> 00:37:10,438 - Nice to meet you both.
- You too. 461 00:37:10,605 --> 00:37:14,025 - Hopefully we'll hear from you soon
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