What to Expect When You're Expecting

00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,230 Sorry, l just... Sorry. 633 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:47,691 No more cell phones. Landlines only from here on out. 634 00:33:47,775 --> 00:33:51,987 l am protecting my miracle. 635 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:54,740 Actually, that was my cell phone. 636 00:34:05,626 --> 00:34:08,962 Hey, guys. l'm sorry. Can l just borrow Alex for two secs? 637 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,338 -What? -This is it! 638 00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:11,673 -Already? -Yes! 639 00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:13,300 lt's supposed to be a year. Or more! 640 00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:16,470 You got lucky. l'm sending his pictures now. 641 00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:18,889 His name is Kaleb, he's six weeks old. 642 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:23,226 We don't have any family medical history and probably never will 643 00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:26,396 so you two will need to consider whether that'll be an issue for you. 644 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:27,981 -Well... -lt's not! 645 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,153 -Okay. lt's not. -lt's not. 646 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:35,489 Great, l'll leave you to it. 647 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:44,539 Oh, my God! Alex, look at him! He's gorgeous! 648 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:46,500 Can you feel it? 649 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:50,128 We're gonna be a family. 650 00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:52,798 Oh, yeah. Real soon. 651 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:56,843 -Here, let's take a picture by the sign. -All right. 652 00:34:58,012 --> 00:35:00,764 Okay, make sure you get the sign and the house. 653 00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:02,140 And us. 654 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:09,898 lt's a boy. 655 00:35:09,982 --> 00:35:12,359 -Wow! -Honey! 656 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,070 l just peed myself a little. 657 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:20,867 A girl. 658 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:23,036 -Yes! -A mini-me! 659 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:29,417 -We want it to be a surprise. -lt's okay. We don't have to say. 660 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:32,587 Evan, l'm pregnant. That's surprise enough. We wanna know. 661 00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:33,839 lt's a boy. 662 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:37,634 A boy! That's so cute! l love boys! 663 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,387 lt looks like it's a little early to tell. 664 00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:43,932 That's okay. 665 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,769 She looks good. 666 00:35:49,021 --> 00:35:51,064 -lt's a boy, Dad. -Well... 667 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:54,234 He kinda looks like the Loch Ness Monster to me, 668 00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,944 but l'll take your word for it. 669 00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:57,696 He's beautiful, y'all. 670 00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,823 -Thank you. -Now l will see your baby, 671 00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:03,910 and raise you one more. 672 00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:09,583 Twins! 673 00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:11,251 Twins. 674 00:36:11,377 --> 00:36:13,670 -Oh, my goodness! So great! -God. 675 00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:15,922 Can you believe it? Two! 676 00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:17,382 Two número unos. 677 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:20,302 -And you got the 4-D ultrasound video. -Yeah. 678 00:36:20,386 --> 00:36:23,221 Don't you kinda wish you'd done it now? l offered to pay for it. 679 00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:25,182 So, who wants dessert? 680 00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:27,767 l do! Park it here. 681 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:30,854 -l don't know if you take it right off... -What? Maybe you don't. 682 00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:33,273 -Take it easy. -Wow! 683 00:36:34,108 --> 00:36:37,068 Two! Two número unos! 684 00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:38,987 Holy shit! 685 00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:42,199 -What? -Whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop! 686 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:43,283 All right, turn to the side. 687 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:46,119 Flash me the belly. l want to see it. Come on. 688 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:48,872 l know. l'm finally starting to show. 689 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,124 -l'm gonna take one every week. -Nice. 690 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,584 -Watch you two grow. -That's a good one. 691 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:54,002 That's a good one, huh? 692 00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:55,962 Little peanut. 693 00:36:57,465 --> 00:36:59,382 l'm really glad you're here. 694 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:01,384 -Yeah? -Yeah. 695 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,595 Where else would l be? 696 00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:19,819 Marco? Wake up. 697 00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:24,032 l'm bleeding. 698 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:57,315 Reminding, rewinding Removing, regretting 699 00:37:59,902 --> 00:38:01,528 Forgetting 700 00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:10,704 Your smiles at the wake and Your tears at the wedding 701 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:46,114 Forgetting 702 00:39:19,482 --> 00:39:21,149 lt's my fault. l wished it. 703 00:39:21,233 --> 00:39:24,194 Don't say that. lt's not your fault. Okay? 704 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:28,615 l never even felt it kick. 705 00:39:35,373 --> 00