Where the Heart Is

that if you jump backwards nine times... 527 00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:07,300 before the sun come up, you won't be pregnant. 528 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:12,400 So I jumped so far I had to take a bus to get back home, and then I had twins. 529 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:15,400 [Chuckles] Which is why the guy I'm seein' now is pretty perfect. 530 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:18,300 Why's that? Well, 531 00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:20,700 he's sterile as a cotton ball. 532 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:26,200 So it's permanent? Oh, yeah. He had mumps when he was fifteen... 533 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:29,200 and they went down on him. Down where? 534 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,200 To his manly areas. 535 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,700 So they're - Oh, God, Novalee, no. 536 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,200 He's just shootin' blanks, is all. 537 00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:40,300 Well, let's face it: Girls like us don't get the pick of the litter. 538 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:44,100 I don't think you're pregnant, but you'll have to wait it out. 539 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,800 I'll see ya. Bye-bye. Bye. 540 00:45:46,900 --> 00:45:49,400 Bye. You ready to go home? 541 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,000 <i>[Grunting]</i> 542 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,700 Are you finding what you want? 543 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,300 I don't know what they're talkin' about. 544 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,400 I have to look up every other word in the dictionary, 545 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,900 then I have to look up those words in the children's dictionary. 546 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,100 Takes me a half-hour to read a page. 547 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,400 Well, maybe this is something that's hard to learn from books. 548 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:21,100 <i>I mean, it's photography. Hard for me anyway.</i> 549 00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:25,500 Uh - Is something wrong? 550 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,700 Is there a ladies' room? Yeah. 551 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:51,500 <i>[Novalee Shouting] Yes! Thank you, Lord! Thank you so much.</i> 552 00:46:56,100 --> 00:46:59,500 Things went well? You bet. 553 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,800 Oh, I - I gotta go. 554 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,100 Oh, you've got a big date or something? No. 555 00:47:08,100 --> 00:47:12,000 Oh, because I thought you were sort of seeing somebody, or - 556 00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:16,400 No, that's done. That's finished. I am done with guys like that. 557 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:19,700 Like what? You know-good-lookin', cocky, 558 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,500 look great in tight jeans and a white t-shirt. 559 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,900 Those guys are all wrong for me, Forney. 560 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,000 I don't want that anymore. I want a change. 561 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,100 No more men at all. Oh. 562 00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:36,600 <i>[Crashing]</i> 563 00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,300 <i>Forney, help me.</i> 564 00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:53,300 [Sighs] All right. Here. 565 00:47:53,300 --> 00:47:55,300 Okay. 566 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,700 Who's that? 567 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,900 Novalee, I' d like you to meet my sister. 568 00:48:13,900 --> 00:48:16,300 This is Mary Elizabeth Hull. 569 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,300 She's the librarian. 570 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:25,900 <i>Mary Elizabeth's a lot older than I am.</i> 571 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,200 I was still just a kid when she started drinking. 572 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,200 Oh, you're underselling that. [Chuckles] 573 00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:37,500 I was about ten, I guess, the first time my father put her away. 574 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:41,600 Away? Where? In a sanitorium back east. 575 00:48:41,700 --> 00:48:45,300 So, what exactly are you looking for? 576 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,500 Well, I'm lookin' for a gift for Sister and Mr. Sprock. 577 00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,700 It's their anniversary. Anniversary? 578 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:54,200 Yeah, They've been... close for six years. 579 00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:59,500 So anyway, I was back east at college, and - 580 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,200 College? Yeah, I was studying to be a history teacher, 581 00:49:02,300 --> 00:49:05,100 but my dad died and my sister couldn't be left alone here. 582 00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:10,100 She begged me never to send her away again. Told me she'd kill herself if I did. 583 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,900 That was nine years ago. 584 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,500 So what are you thinking? Candlestick holders? 585 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,500 Picture frame? 586 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,400 Good God. Who would buy somebody else's toupee? 587 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:26,500 [Laughs] Oh, my gosh. Look at this. 588 00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:29,000 [Blows] 589 00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:31,300 It just needs a little cleanin' is all.