Fools Rush In

00:39:26,997 --> 00:39:29,727 Who are you, and what have you done with my best friend? 394 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,894 You and Karen dated, what? Five years before you got married? 395 00:39:32,970 --> 00:39:35,803 - Look what happened with you guys. - You're using the "M" word? 396 00:39:37,074 --> 00:39:40,305 There's a woman on line one. She says she's your wife. 397 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,711 The only wife around here is my ex, and I am not in. 398 00:39:43,781 --> 00:39:46,875 Ask her if I can call her back. And get her phone number. 399 00:39:48,953 --> 00:39:51,114 You married her? 400 00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:53,315 The one with the body? 401 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,518 You're married? 402 00:39:55,593 --> 00:39:59,085 Alex, does my life mean nothing to you? 403 00:39:59,163 --> 00:40:01,154 It's gonna be okay. 404 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:03,826 No, it is not gonna be okay. 405 00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:06,563 - Who says it's gonna be okay? - You gamble either way. 406 00:40:06,637 --> 00:40:09,731 And you are just pissed that I won on the first pull... 407 00:40:09,807 --> 00:40:12,742 instead of putting quarters into the wrong machine for the last five years. 408 00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:17,577 Those were silver dollars. And that slot machine now owns my house. 409 00:40:17,648 --> 00:40:20,048 Alex, she says it's urgent. 410 00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:24,751 It's urgent! The nightmare begins. I can't believe you did this. 411 00:40:24,822 --> 00:40:27,620 What were you thinking? This is out of character for you. 412 00:40:27,691 --> 00:40:32,390 This makes no sense. Why would you marry her unless you knocked her up? 413 00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:35,730 You knocked her up? 414 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,564 Yes, but that had nothing to do with it. 415 00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:42,871 I don't want to burst your bubble, this being your honeymoon and all. 416 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:46,706 But do you know if this baby is yours? Have you asked for a blood test? 417 00:40:46,777 --> 00:40:51,146 I can't do that. She's my wife. It's not like that. You don't know her. 418 00:40:51,215 --> 00:40:52,910 Neither do you! 419 00:41:12,203 --> 00:41:14,262 I welcome you in my home. 420 00:41:14,338 --> 00:41:19,105 This is how you repay me? Stealing my only daughter? 421 00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:23,341 Getting married in that joke of a chapel! 422 00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:27,475 Without a priest! Without her family! 423 00:41:27,551 --> 00:41:30,645 Without my consent! 424 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:36,251 You are not a man. You are a thief. 425 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,318 That's what you are! 426 00:41:45,636 --> 00:41:47,297 Jesus! 427 00:41:49,073 --> 00:41:51,200 In-laws. 428 00:41:51,275 --> 00:41:54,711 <i>He disowns me?</i> <i>Fine. I disown him twice</i>. 429 00:41:54,778 --> 00:41:57,713 We disown him, me and the baby. Let's see how he likes that. 430 00:41:57,781 --> 00:41:59,248 He's your father. 431 00:41:59,316 --> 00:42:02,114 You had Elvis walk you down the aisle. Can you blame the poor guy? 432 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:06,179 - How'd your mom take it? - I'm a sinner. She went to church. 433 00:42:06,257 --> 00:42:09,784 - That bad? - She's lighting all the city's candles. 434 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:12,385 - Hello, my wife. - Hello, my husband. 435 00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:15,023 Interesting house, Alex. Did you decorate it yourself? 436 00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:18,000 Yes, Lanie, I realize it is a little dull. 437 00:42:18,068 --> 00:42:20,764 No, you got that cozy institutional thing going on. 438 00:42:20,838 --> 00:42:22,863 Not after I spice it up. 439 00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:24,999 It's just for the next four months. 440 00:42:25,075 --> 00:42:28,408 Then what? You turn back into a frog? 441 00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:31,073 No. Then we open the club, and we go back to New York. 442 00:42:31,148 --> 00:42:32,911 We what? 443 00:42:32,983 --> 00:42:34,917 We go back to... 444 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:36,884 New York. 445 00:42:39,590 --> 00:42:41,990 You don't live here? 446 00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:49,363 - No. I live in Manhattan. - Well, I live here. 447 00:42:49,433 --> 00:42:52,561 And I like it here. My family's here, and my friends are here. 448 00:42:52,636 --> 00:42:56,504 And my work is here. You can't raise a baby in that city. 449 00:42:56,574 --> 00:43:00,010 People do it all the time. Have you ever been there? 450 00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:04,772 There you go. 451 00:43:04,848 --> 00:43:09,148 And you've never been off the strip. There's more to Nevada than Vegas. 452 00:43:09,219 --> 00:43:12,052 Like what? Like legal prostitution? 453 00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:15,225 That is such a guy thing to say. 454 00:43:15,292 --> 00:43:19,126 If it's any consolation, when I first got here, I hated it. 4...