The Switch

Did you get that? 531 00:35:14,739 --> 00:35:17,366 You can tell Debbie that it was all part of my master plan 532 00:35:17,533 --> 00:35:19,201 to get her completely out of my life. 533 00:35:19,702 --> 00:35:21,787 Right. I cannot tell her that. 534 00:35:21,954 --> 00:35:23,706 - <i><font color="#80ffff">Yeah, all right.</i></font> - Okay, see you later. 535 00:35:23,873 --> 00:35:24,957 <i><font color="#80ffff">Okay.</i></font> 536 00:35:50,358 --> 00:35:52,735 Hi, I'm looking for a young lady that, uh... 537 00:35:52,902 --> 00:35:55,321 Oh, got it, right there. 538 00:36:03,746 --> 00:36:05,831 Pardon me, miss? 539 00:36:06,499 --> 00:36:07,875 Wow. 540 00:36:08,042 --> 00:36:09,752 Hi. 541 00:36:11,587 --> 00:36:13,381 - You look great. - Look at you. 542 00:36:15,174 --> 00:36:17,301 Who took over dressing you? 543 00:36:17,468 --> 00:36:21,597 - Nobody. What are you talking about? - Come on. I like it. 544 00:36:21,764 --> 00:36:23,891 - How's Sebastian? Where is he? - Oh, he's over there. 545 00:36:24,058 --> 00:36:25,538 But listen, if he's a little strange, 546 00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:28,854 it's just he's having some adjustment issues to the move, so... 547 00:36:29,021 --> 00:36:30,690 But he's watching the fish. 548 00:36:33,943 --> 00:36:38,197 - I think he's gonna be just fine. - Matthew, come on, it's time to go. 549 00:36:54,630 --> 00:36:56,841 I think I have cyclothymic disorder. 550 00:36:57,341 --> 00:36:59,802 I looked right at the shark and felt nothing. 551 00:36:59,969 --> 00:37:03,347 Honey, I don't know what that is, but I'm sure you don't have it. 552 00:37:03,514 --> 00:37:06,559 Sweetie, this is Uncle Wally. Say hi. 553 00:37:06,726 --> 00:37:09,437 - Hi. - Hi, Sebastian. 554 00:37:09,603 --> 00:37:13,065 Cyclothymic disorder, Emotional ups and downs, 555 00:37:13,232 --> 00:37:18,320 hyperactivity, loss of interest and/or pleasure, lack of sexual drive. 556 00:37:18,487 --> 00:37:21,323 Okay, was I not clear about WebMD? 557 00:37:21,490 --> 00:37:24,160 Sebastian, now, look, Wally has a gift for you. 558 00:37:24,326 --> 00:37:27,997 - Let's see what he got you. - Yes, I do. Take a look at this. 559 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:34,211 That's so sweet, Wally, very sweet. 560 00:37:34,378 --> 00:37:36,088 Oh, wow. 561 00:37:41,093 --> 00:37:43,095 It's a Lunt Silver Edition. 562 00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:49,852 - Where's the picture? - What picture? 563 00:37:50,019 --> 00:37:54,064 The one that comes with the frame. It's the most important part. 564 00:37:55,691 --> 00:37:58,944 - What? - This frame's used. 565 00:38:01,405 --> 00:38:02,448 Say thank you. 566 00:38:03,282 --> 00:38:04,909 - Thanks. - You got it. 567 00:38:05,075 --> 00:38:08,412 Look at this. Okay, guys. Here's a big surprise. 568 00:38:08,579 --> 00:38:10,831 I called ahead on the phone, I pre-ordered this. 569 00:38:10,998 --> 00:38:14,710 Are you ready for the best duck in the whole wide world? Huh? 570 00:38:14,877 --> 00:38:18,214 - I can't eat duck. - What do you mean, you can't eat duck? 571 00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:21,759 Wally, do you know what they do to ducks at the waterfowl farms? 572 00:38:21,926 --> 00:38:25,471 No, no, sweetie, I think that's veal. You're thinking of veal. 573 00:38:25,638 --> 00:38:28,808 No, I read about the ducks too. 574 00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:31,811 They force-feed the ducks 7 pounds of food a day 575 00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:34,230 through a plastic tube they drill into their throats. 576 00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:37,191 I called on the phone, I pre-ordered this. 577 00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:39,599 The ducks get this liver disease called hepatic lipidosis 578 00:38:39,735 --> 00:38:40,861 and they can't walk. 579 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:45,783 Nature's in crisis, and there's only one mammal to blame. 580 00:38:48,077 --> 00:38:49,578 What's going on here? What do you got? 581 00:38:50,579 --> 00:38:51,872 He's stubborn. 582 00:38:52,957 --> 00:38:54,083 Hey, guess what. 583 00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:55,709 This cost me $84, 584 00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:58,396 and it's gonna be about the best culinary treat you've ever had. 585 00:38:58,546 --> 00:39:00,047 I won't do it, Uncle Wally. 586 00:39:00,214 --> 00:39:02,883 - And I'll hate you if you do. - Okay, let's not... 587 00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:06,428 We don't say "hate," sweetie. We don't say "hate." 588 00:39:07,096 --> 00:39:08,722 Okay? 589 00:39:09,515 --> 00:39:13,269 - We can have rice with soy sauce. - Great, rice with soy sauce. 590 00:39:13,727 --> 00:39:17,815 That's a great compromise. Uncle Wally loves rice. 591 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,650 He likes you. 592 00:39:20,109 --> 00:39:23,362 - You're kidding, right? - No, that's like for him, it is. 593 00:39:23,529 --> 00:39:25,030 Hey, listen, will you do