She's Having a Baby

You burned the dog! 325 00:28:01,350 --> 00:28:03,920 You've got to come to New York some time. 326 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:08,220 I know. I've tried to convince Kristy. I really want to. 327 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:12,770 - I mean, it makes Chicago look like... - Chicago. 328 00:28:18,070 --> 00:28:20,780 - Do you work, Erin? - She models. 329 00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:23,950 - Oh, really? - I just did a video. 330 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,610 - Are you in a band? Or...? - No, I'm not in a band! 331 00:28:27,830 --> 00:28:31,620 - What do you do? - Give me your glass. 332 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,960 - Sure. It's diet. Is that OK? - Figures. 333 00:28:47,270 --> 00:28:49,310 That's great. 334 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:53,730 That's terrific. That's really, really good. 335 00:28:54,900 --> 00:29:00,940 It's just running in clubs right now. MTV rejected it because of the nudity. 336 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,320 - You're kidding? - No. 337 00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:06,450 It's ridiculous. That is ridiculous. 338 00:29:06,660 --> 00:29:11,120 Big deal. I'm wearing a fucking g-string. I didn't even bend over. 339 00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:16,500 That's not that controversial if you didn't bend over. I mean, that's not... 340 00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:24,510 How long have you been married? I mean, you are married, right? 341 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:28,510 Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Got the band of gold. 342 00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:31,850 It's, er... 343 00:29:32,060 --> 00:29:34,850 - Two years, babe. - Two years. 344 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,200 - How long are you staying in town? - A few days. 345 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:48,070 Erin's mother died last night, so we're doing the funeral... 346 00:29:48,290 --> 00:29:50,120 ...bullshit. - That whole scene. 347 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:55,540 Yeah, Davis made me come. I think he misses Chicago, if that's possible. 348 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,800 You see, I'm a New Yorker. 349 00:29:58,010 --> 00:30:01,170 - I hate everyplace else. - I know what you mean. 350 00:30:01,390 --> 00:30:04,260 I can take LA. I won't puke if I'm in LA. 351 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:07,720 - Yeah, LA is nice. - We've never been to LA. 352 00:30:07,930 --> 00:30:11,140 Of course, we've never been, but I hear it's nice. 353 00:30:11,730 --> 00:30:15,270 - Yeah, right. - I'm so sorry about your mother, Erin. 354 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,190 You and Neiman Marcus. 355 00:30:22,490 --> 00:30:26,790 - Are you staying with family? - We're at the Ritz-Carlton. 356 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,570 <i>Tragic error coming up. Ready?</i> 357 00:30:29,790 --> 00:30:33,370 <i>One, two, three...</i> 358 00:30:34,590 --> 00:30:39,410 A hotel? Don't be silly. Why don't you stay here? 359 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,000 - What? - What do you mean, "what"? 360 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:49,930 Am I supposed to make my best friend stay in a hotel? 361 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:55,930 Best friend, my ass! In two years, he's turned into a complete jerk. 362 00:30:56,150 --> 00:30:58,060 - Excuse me? - You heard. 363 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:01,610 - And his girlfriend is nauseating. - Nauseating? 364 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:05,870 Her mother died last night, but she didn't want to come. 365 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:10,410 - She models nude in videos. - Not nude. She was wearing a g-thing. 366 00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:14,370 - It probably wasn't a video. - Maybe her mother wasn't very nice. 367 00:31:14,590 --> 00:31:17,500 I don't care. That bitch has no feelings 368 00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:21,250 and it makes me sick she's sleeping in our house. 369 00:31:21,470 --> 00:31:24,040 I'll have to burn the sheets! 370 00:31:24,260 --> 00:31:27,350 What if the shoe was on the other foot? 371 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,600 I'd go barefoot! 372 00:31:29,810 --> 00:31:33,140 - Don't give me that righteous pose. - Move! 373 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,150 - What? - Move! 374 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,730 What do you want me to do? Throw them out in the snow? 375 00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,690 - Yes. - You'd like that? 376 00:31:40,910 --> 00:31:42,570 - Yes. - Forget it! 377 00:31:42,780 --> 00:31:45,150 - You're not sleeping in this bed. - Really? 378 00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:47,690 Anywhere but this room or this bed. 379 00:31:47,910 --> 00:31:51,030 Isn't it embarrassing to have Davis know we're fighting? 380 00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:54,910 - Not to me. - OK, fine, forget it. Forget it! 381 00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:01,010 But if he asks, I'm telling him everything. 382 00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:05,350 Don't forget to tell him how I feel about his girlfriend! 383 00:32:05,810 --> 00:32:08,810 She's got some lungs when she wants them, huh? 384 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,060 Oh, jerk! 385 00:32:19,190 --> 00:32:22,440 I never thought this was where you'd end up. 386 00:32:22,660 --> 00:32:27,230 - I like it here. - Let me tell you something, pal. 387 00:32:27,450 --> 00:32:29,940 You want to write, move to New York. 388 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:34,110 Here, nothing happens to