Zathura: A Space Adventure

00:28:14,444 --> 00:28:17,239 - I'm not playing that thing. - Yes, we are. 328 00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:20,826 - It says we go home if we win. - It didn't say that. 329 00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:21,952 Yes, it did. 330 00:28:22,035 --> 00:28:24,204 <i>Pieces reset at the end of each game.</i> 331 00:28:24,287 --> 00:28:25,997 That means we go home when we're finished. 332 00:28:26,081 --> 00:28:29,835 All I know is that when we play this game, bad things happen. 333 00:28:29,918 --> 00:28:32,462 All I know is that when I played that game, I got promoted. 334 00:28:32,546 --> 00:28:34,339 So I'm gonna win this thing and get us home. 335 00:28:34,423 --> 00:28:36,216 - Wait, can we... - Don't be a baby. 336 00:28:36,299 --> 00:28:37,509 I'm not a baby. 337 00:28:45,142 --> 00:28:46,810 Look, eight, I'm halfway there. 338 00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:03,493 <i>Your robot is defective.</i> 339 00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:04,953 What does that mean? 340 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:08,582 - Means my robot's broken. - But you don't even have a robot. 341 00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:40,322 Emergency. 342 00:29:47,537 --> 00:29:49,206 That's your robot? 343 00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:51,833 - At least I got one. - Well, what does it do? 344 00:29:51,917 --> 00:29:55,504 Anything I want. Get me a juice box, biatch. 345 00:29:55,587 --> 00:29:57,923 - Don't do that. - Why not? It's my robot. 346 00:29:58,006 --> 00:29:59,883 - You might make it mad. - It's three inches tall. 347 00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:02,511 I'll punt it across the room. It's my robot, the card says. 348 00:30:02,594 --> 00:30:05,889 I never said it wasn't your robot. You don't have to be such a jerk. 349 00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:08,475 Dude, you're just jealous 'cause I have a robot and you don't. 350 00:30:08,558 --> 00:30:10,602 - Why would I want... - Emergency. 351 00:30:12,646 --> 00:30:14,189 Emergency. 352 00:30:26,034 --> 00:30:29,204 Alien life form. Must destroy. 353 00:30:29,621 --> 00:30:32,541 Walter, I think he's talking about you. 354 00:31:29,765 --> 00:31:32,976 Alien life form. Must destroy. 355 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:37,397 Danny, take your turn. 356 00:31:47,157 --> 00:31:49,367 - There's no key. - Find it! 357 00:32:14,518 --> 00:32:16,019 Take it. Come on, hurry. 358 00:32:40,961 --> 00:32:42,170 Take your turn! 359 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,316 Why didn't you go? I could have been killed. 360 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,528 I was scared. But it's okay, he's gone, isn't he? 361 00:33:52,616 --> 00:33:54,993 Danny, take your turn. 362 00:34:06,671 --> 00:34:09,591 - Danny, give me the card. - It's still moving. 363 00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:14,137 Hurry up, Danny. 364 00:34:16,431 --> 00:34:17,474 The card. 365 00:34:37,619 --> 00:34:40,038 What did the card say? 366 00:35:08,608 --> 00:35:12,362 <i>You pass too close to Tsouris-3. Enter gravity field.</i> 367 00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:27,836 Danny! 368 00:35:53,153 --> 00:35:54,571 Danny! 369 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,199 Walter! 370 00:36:46,957 --> 00:36:48,083 What? 371 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,091 - What happened? - It's Lisa. 372 00:37:03,515 --> 00:37:04,850 Is she okay? 373 00:37:14,276 --> 00:37:16,736 Walter, do you think she's okay? 374 00:37:17,863 --> 00:37:21,032 I guess. She's still in one piece. 375 00:37:22,159 --> 00:37:23,618 What happened to the robot? 376 00:37:41,970 --> 00:37:43,221 What are you doing? 377 00:37:43,805 --> 00:37:45,056 I think it's dead. 378 00:37:53,023 --> 00:37:54,566 Get up here. 379 00:38:46,618 --> 00:38:48,995 Do you think the door will hold the robot? 380 00:38:49,287 --> 00:38:50,330 No. 381 00:38:51,623 --> 00:38:52,749 Great. 382 00:38:53,625 --> 00:38:55,377 Yeah, once he fixes himself 383 00:38:56,169 --> 00:38:57,337 we're screwed. 384 00:38:58,213 --> 00:39:01,424 - He's fixing himself? - How should I know? 385 00:39:12,185 --> 00:39:15,355 - Looks about right. - You think she's okay? 386 00:39:15,730 --> 00:39:17,190 I don't wanna be here when she wakes up. 387 00:39:18,650 --> 00:39:19,943 Where are you going? 388 00:39:22,946 --> 00:39:25,907 - I'm taking my turn. - Are you crazy? 389 00:39:25,991 --> 00:39:27,742 That thing's messed up. 390 00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:34,833 <i>You're promoted to fleet admiral. Move ahead four spaces.</i> 391 00:39:43,175 --> 00:39:46,386 - Okay, your turn. - I'm not playing. 392 00:39:53,935 --> 00:39:56,772 - What are you doing? - Making mac and cheese. 393 00:39:58,315 --> 00:40:00,484 There's no water, dummy, we're in outer space. 394 00:40:06,114 --> 00:40:07,616 Why are you doing that? 395 00:40:08,366 --> 00:40:10,911 Because I'm hungry and I know you're not gonna take care of me. 396 00:40:11,661 --> 00:40:13,288 Don't bother, the gas won't work. 397 00:40:15,999 --> 00:40:19,419 Any ...