Fatherhood

What's going on? What's going on now? What are you doing? 638 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,245 - What's it look like? - He's doing the vacuum thing. 639 00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:47,205 Here, let me take her. 640 00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:49,040 She likes the vacuum noise. 641 00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:50,417 Hey. Hi. 642 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:51,793 Matt's got a baby. 643 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:54,963 Hey, I apologise for storming out like that. 644 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:59,759 But she goes on these crying jags. It's impossible to get her to calm down. 645 00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:02,137 Does she wanna try sucking on my pinkie? 646 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,556 - It used to help with my kids. - Howard, no. 647 00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:06,141 - They loved it. - Not sanitary. 648 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:09,519 Maybe this will help, mate. It's a white noise app. 649 00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,105 - It helps me sleep. - Thank you. 650 00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:15,775 My baby always calmed down with skin-to-skin contact. 651 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:17,152 She's 25 now. 652 00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:22,115 I want you to notice the easy map-tree interface. 653 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:25,744 It's giving our customers what they want, which is simplicity. 654 00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:28,246 Right? Isn't that what you want? 655 00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:29,622 They want simplicity. 656 00:37:29,706 --> 00:37:30,957 I got a problem now. 657 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:34,461 This is a place of business. Right? It's not a place of babies. 658 00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:36,838 In here, I'm kind of... 659 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:38,923 I'm the designated asshole. 660 00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:40,300 Who designated you? 661 00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:43,094 I'm just asking. Was it from birth? 662 00:37:43,178 --> 00:37:46,264 Hey, you don't think there's an asshole above me? 663 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:49,184 And above that asshole, another asshole. 664 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,643 An asshole chain. 665 00:37:50,727 --> 00:37:53,188 An asshole chain. That's exactly what it is. 666 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:55,190 Yeah? 667 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:58,485 Just wanted to say, great presentation, Matt. 668 00:37:58,568 --> 00:37:59,694 Definitely memorable. 669 00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:01,696 We'll be talking this week. 670 00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:05,533 Thank you for that. It means a lot, especially since I'm about to get fired. 671 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:08,661 No. We'll be in touch. Thank you, Fiona. 672 00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:11,414 See you. 673 00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:13,041 Go on. Finish. 674 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:16,044 Hey, you're not that lucky. I'm not firing you. 675 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,921 I just happen to be worried about you. 676 00:38:18,004 --> 00:38:19,839 When's the last time you had a break? 677 00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:22,300 There's a new thing called babysitters. 678 00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:24,260 Oh, hi, Maddy. 679 00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:26,471 My name is Summer. 680 00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:28,264 I'm going to pick you up now. 681 00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:32,060 She doesn't speak English yet. She's just a baby. 682 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,479 I believe you have to treat the infant with respect. 683 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:36,064 Right, Maddy? 684 00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:37,941 We've got this. 685 00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:49,285 Yeah, yeah. 686 00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:50,203 That's it. 687 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,625 <i>All daddies deserve some time off.</i> 688 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:58,586 <i>Have some fun. You got a babysitter. Have a good time.</i> 689 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:01,089 You need this, bro. You a single parent now. 690 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:03,842 Which is crazy to me to say this. Matt is a dad. 691 00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:06,302 To say that out loud still sound... Matt is a dad. 692 00:39:06,386 --> 00:39:08,763 - That is crazy. So insane. - That's crazy. 693 00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:10,098 - Hey. - What are you doing? 694 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:13,518 - I ain't doing nothing. I'm listening. - Are you serious right now? 695 00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:17,063 - What? - What do you mean? What was that? 696 00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:19,607 You don't see the diversity just walked past? 697 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,109 All the flavours. For all of us. 698 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,862 Okay, I gotta get going, man. I'm going home. 699 00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:25,321 Matt. 700 00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:27,448 - Excuse me. Excuse me. - Matt, Matt. 701 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:29,075 - Hey, Matt. - What, man? 702 00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:32,036 - What's up? Where you going? - What do you mean? Home. 703 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,414 - Why you leaving? - I'm not having a good time. 704 00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:37,125 You're not having fun?