Thunderstruck

Ma, what is that you have on? 512 00:33:27,671 --> 00:33:28,899 I came to cheer you up. 513 00:33:29,072 --> 00:33:30,232 I brought you some soup. 514 00:33:30,407 --> 00:33:31,669 What are you doing here? 515 00:33:31,841 --> 00:33:36,403 I know you've been struggling, so I brought you some of Grandma's chicken soup. 516 00:33:37,147 --> 00:33:38,910 - Is Grandma here too? - She's not here. 517 00:33:39,082 --> 00:33:41,346 But it made everything better when you were a kid. 518 00:33:41,751 --> 00:33:43,184 Ma, that's when I had the flu. 519 00:33:43,353 --> 00:33:45,981 Look, Kevin, Alan called me and said it was important. 520 00:33:46,156 --> 00:33:48,818 So I came right on over. Don't get it twisted, okay? 521 00:33:48,992 --> 00:33:50,186 Yes, ma'am. 522 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,920 Desperate times calls for desperate measures. 523 00:33:53,096 --> 00:33:55,223 You better hurry up and walk out that door. 524 00:33:55,398 --> 00:33:57,263 Kevin, you got something to say to me? 525 00:33:57,434 --> 00:33:59,026 I appreciate the soup, Ma. Thanks. 526 00:33:59,202 --> 00:34:01,830 You're welcome. Give your mama a hug. 527 00:34:03,239 --> 00:34:06,003 - MAN [OVER PA]: Attention, drivers... - Okay, so here's what you got. 528 00:34:06,176 --> 00:34:09,543 You got invited to both Ken Nolan's party and Monica Janakowski's party. 529 00:34:09,713 --> 00:34:12,648 Now, since Monica Janakowski is the reigning homecoming queen... 530 00:34:12,816 --> 00:34:14,078 ...I put you down plus one. 531 00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:15,512 Oh, plus one? 532 00:34:15,685 --> 00:34:19,246 Well, you know, in case you want to invite someone. I don't know. 533 00:34:19,422 --> 00:34:21,356 Mitch, do you wanna be my plus one? 534 00:34:21,524 --> 00:34:24,391 Me? Man, I hadn't even thought about it. Yeah, sure. 535 00:34:25,261 --> 00:34:30,858 Now, I also registered you a domain name. BrianNewallGotGame.net. 536 00:34:31,034 --> 00:34:35,198 Now, Sunday, you have a charity event. 537 00:34:35,605 --> 00:34:37,766 Brian, hey! I promised you would be there. 538 00:34:37,941 --> 00:34:40,102 Look, it's 20 minutes. 539 00:34:40,276 --> 00:34:44,042 Ladies and gentlemen, absolutely no bumping is allowed. 540 00:34:44,214 --> 00:34:45,909 [TIRES SCREECHING] 541 00:34:51,788 --> 00:34:53,380 Hey. 542 00:34:53,656 --> 00:34:54,816 Brian? Hey. 543 00:34:55,392 --> 00:34:57,519 How are those stuffed animals treating you? 544 00:34:57,694 --> 00:34:59,286 Really good. Oh, watch out! 545 00:34:59,462 --> 00:35:01,123 BRIAN: Whoa! 546 00:35:01,798 --> 00:35:03,766 - ISABEL: Didn't your mom ever tell you? - BRIAN: What? 547 00:35:03,933 --> 00:35:05,628 Never flirt on a go-kart track. 548 00:35:05,802 --> 00:35:07,292 I'm not flirting. 549 00:35:07,470 --> 00:35:09,461 - Then let's race. - Let's go. 550 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,286 Whoa, they have snow cones at the snack bar here? 551 00:35:26,823 --> 00:35:28,313 Yeah, I think so. Why? 552 00:35:28,491 --> 00:35:29,515 Loser buys. 553 00:35:29,692 --> 00:35:31,660 Fine! Get ready to... Whoa! Whoa! 554 00:35:31,828 --> 00:35:34,319 Whoa! Whoa! Aw! 555 00:35:42,172 --> 00:35:43,662 My new KD IVs... 556 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,434 ...the best basketball shoe ever made. 557 00:35:47,610 --> 00:35:49,805 I can cut like never before. 558 00:35:53,616 --> 00:35:54,674 Cut! 559 00:35:55,685 --> 00:35:57,550 - MAN 1: What's up? - MAN 2: I don't know. 560 00:35:59,722 --> 00:36:02,122 Let's do something else, okay? 561 00:36:02,392 --> 00:36:04,826 Something you can stay on your feet. 562 00:36:07,030 --> 00:36:08,793 - ALAN: Look, I gotta go. - DIRECTOR: Sit down. 563 00:36:08,965 --> 00:36:11,627 - Sit down. You're not going anywhere. - ALAN: Sorry. 564 00:36:15,104 --> 00:36:16,162 My new KD IVs. 565 00:36:16,339 --> 00:36:19,206 I can do spin moves like never before. 566 00:36:20,743 --> 00:36:21,835 Oh! 567 00:36:22,011 --> 00:36:23,035 [CROWD GASPS] 568 00:36:23,613 --> 00:36:24,671 Cut. 569 00:36:25,448 --> 00:36:27,075 Ooh. 570 00:36:28,084 --> 00:36:31,645 Kevin Durant Nike commercial. Take 47! 571 00:36:34,491 --> 00:36:38,257 In my new KD IVs, I can jump higher than ever before. 572 00:36:40,864 --> 00:36:41,888 DIRECTOR: Cut! 573 00:36:42,065 --> 00:36:44,693 Print! We'll fix it in post. 574 00:36:45,602 --> 00:36:46,796 WOMAN: All right. 575 00:36:46,970 --> 00:36:48,301 Your guy sucks. 576 00:36:48,471 --> 00:36:51,065 - He doesn't suck, he... - MAN 3: Okay, guys, that's a wrap. 577 00:36:59,082 --> 00:37:00,515 [ALAN SIGHS] 578 00:37:01,751 --> 00:37:03,150 You want me to drive you home? 579 00:37:03,319 --> 00:37:05,446 No. I'm just gonna stay here and practice. 580 00:37:05,622 --> 00:37:06,850 Yeah. 581 00:37:07,023 --> 00:37:08,650 Good idea. 582