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00:37:45,195 --> 00:37:48,406 He's your cousin, not a potential tip. 729 00:37:48,490 --> 00:37:50,617 You know what, Otis? Okay? Shut up. 730 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:52,744 Now, I'm just glad to see him, that's all. 731 00:37:52,827 --> 00:37:55,580 And, and... Okay, you too, queenie. 732 00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:58,917 - Oh. Thank you, Betty. - Mm-hm. 733 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,212 So, Lucinda, I hear you two were high school sweethearts. 734 00:38:02,295 --> 00:38:05,131 Oh, well, that was a long time ago. 735 00:38:06,716 --> 00:38:09,761 Yeah. But you never forget your first love. 736 00:38:09,844 --> 00:38:10,929 Ain't that right, 'Cinda? 737 00:38:11,012 --> 00:38:13,848 - [Lucinda] Yeah, I guess not. - [sighs] 738 00:38:13,932 --> 00:38:16,017 Look at her. Just as beautiful as ever. 739 00:38:16,101 --> 00:38:18,812 You know, I'm gonna leave some of these hood-rats alone, 740 00:38:18,895 --> 00:38:21,898 get real serious about making this girl Mrs. Stubbs. 741 00:38:21,982 --> 00:38:25,110 You know, matter of fact... Otis, get me a broom right now. I'm gonna jump! 742 00:38:25,193 --> 00:38:27,404 - [Otis and Clyde laugh] - Mazel tov! 743 00:38:27,487 --> 00:38:29,823 [Clyde] You know what I'm talking about, Otis? 744 00:38:29,906 --> 00:38:31,283 Don't believe this one, okay? 745 00:38:31,366 --> 00:38:33,994 He's more interested in jumping bones than jumping brooms. 746 00:38:34,077 --> 00:38:35,453 [all] Ooh. 747 00:38:35,537 --> 00:38:38,790 Well, best of luck to the both of you. You make a great couple. 748 00:38:38,873 --> 00:38:40,333 [coughs] Bullshit! 749 00:38:40,417 --> 00:38:41,251 Betty! 750 00:38:41,334 --> 00:38:42,627 [chuckles] 751 00:38:42,711 --> 00:38:46,881 Excuse me, y'all, I had a piece of celery stuck in my throat. 752 00:38:46,965 --> 00:38:50,176 [Clyde] Well, you know, I admit it. I like to play. 753 00:38:51,052 --> 00:38:53,513 But, after I get me a couple of more dealerships, 754 00:38:53,597 --> 00:38:58,184 I will be King of the South, who will need his Queen. 755 00:38:58,268 --> 00:38:59,352 - [pecks] - [Lucinda chuckles] 756 00:39:00,604 --> 00:39:02,730 Well, my king has a surprise. 757 00:39:03,522 --> 00:39:08,986 RJ's having a professional camera crew film the anniversary banquet! 758 00:39:09,069 --> 00:39:10,571 [indistinct chatter] 759 00:39:10,654 --> 00:39:12,364 - [Bianca] Tell them, honey! - [people chattering] 760 00:39:12,448 --> 00:39:14,825 - Go ahead! - Uh... 761 00:39:14,908 --> 00:39:18,829 Like my baby said, it was supposed to be a surprise. 762 00:39:18,912 --> 00:39:22,333 A gift, really, you know. Uh, no big deal. Just a... 763 00:39:22,416 --> 00:39:25,044 Just a little something special for y'all. 764 00:39:25,127 --> 00:39:26,629 That's so sweet. 765 00:39:26,712 --> 00:39:29,381 Wait a minute. Hold up. Nigga, you got some cameras hidden around? 766 00:39:29,465 --> 00:39:30,924 - You done brought some cameras? - Reggie... 767 00:39:31,008 --> 00:39:34,720 You got that shit hidden around here? Oh, y'all seen his show. 768 00:39:34,803 --> 00:39:37,181 Roscoe be jumping out of bushes on little midgets. 769 00:39:37,264 --> 00:39:38,932 - [Mama J] Midgets? - [all laugh] 770 00:39:39,016 --> 00:39:42,561 Neglected albino children. Al-Qaeda leaders. 771 00:39:42,645 --> 00:39:47,775 - [chants in Arabic] <i>- Rice, chicken kebab, chicken falafel.</i> 772 00:39:47,858 --> 00:39:51,195 - [singing] - [chuckles] Boy, you crazy. 773 00:39:51,278 --> 00:39:54,281 I'm telling you, they be scattering like roaches, like cops. 774 00:39:54,365 --> 00:39:56,700 You gonna win a Emmy, and I'm voting for you. 775 00:39:56,784 --> 00:40:00,621 Remember, son, this is a family celebration, 776 00:40:00,704 --> 00:40:02,331 not some Hollywood production. 777 00:40:02,915 --> 00:40:04,416 Yes, sir. 778 00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:07,544 Oh, hell, it'll be all right, Papa J. 779 00:40:07,628 --> 00:40:09,838 I'm sure old Roscoe gonna do the right thing. 780 00:40:09,922 --> 00:40:13,217 I'm just glad to see your baby boy back gracing us with his presence. 781 00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:15,678 - [scoffs] - [Clyde] You done good, 'Scoe. 782 00:40:15,761 --> 00:40:20,808 You got a outstanding career, beautiful fiancée, great son. 783 00:40:20,891 --> 00:40:22,518 You finally winning, man. 784 00:40:22,601 --> 00:40:25,604 Don't even matter that you could never beat me at nothing. 785 00:40:25,688 --> 00:40:29,357 Oh, shit! That's the button. 786 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,858 [RJ] What you trying to do, Clyde? 787 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,071 I'm trying my best to be a better man. 788 00:40:35,154 --> 00:40:38,533 And you trying to drag me into a penis-swinging contest? 789 00:40:38,616 --> 00:40:40,118 - [Betty] My goodness. - That definitely ain't no cont...