When out-of-work accountant Brian joins stay-at-home dad Jeff for a playdate with their sons, he expects a laid-back afternoon. Instead, they're chased by mercenaries, and Brian—totally unprepared—must survive one absurd obstacle after another.
Playdate is a Action, Comedy, Family film released in 2025.
3 subtitle releases available in English.
Movie Dialogue Sample
686 00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:55,791 - Smile! - Take the photo! 687 00:23:55,916 --> 00:23:57,333 - Smile! - Take the photo, man! 688 00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:58,333 Just relax! 689 00:23:58,458 --> 00:24:00,291 - I'm not paying for that. - Yes, you are. 690 00:24:00,416 --> 00:24:01,333 - Thanks, Lucy! - Stop it. 691 00:24:01,458 --> 00:24:03,458 Ow! Asshole! 692 00:24:07,625 --> 00:24:09,708 Welcome to the jungle, bitch! 693 00:24:15,041 --> 00:24:17,041 I'm gonna kick your ass! 694 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,041 How'd you find me? 695 00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:32,041 How'd you--? 696 00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:37,500 <i>All right, shooters...</i> 697 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:40,583 <i>...hoedown.</i> 698 00:24:40,708 --> 00:24:42,750 <i>...moves, shoot it! Let them critters have it!</i> 699 00:24:46,166 --> 00:24:47,625 Come on, big bitch! 700 00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:49,750 - Okay. - Yippee ki-yay, mother--! 701 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:52,333 - Hey, Dad! - Hey, guys. 702 00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:53,708 Guess you missed freakin' Buckee. 703 00:24:53,833 --> 00:24:55,000 What a freakin'-- 704 00:24:55,125 --> 00:24:56,500 Hey, look at that, pizza's here. 705 00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:57,791 Thank you so much. 706 00:24:57,916 --> 00:24:59,583 All right, guys, dig in. 707 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:00,750 What's that? 708 00:25:02,041 --> 00:25:03,333 What is what? 709 00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:05,291 Haven't you ever had pizza before? 710 00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:06,791 No. 711 00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:11,125 Your--your dad's never taken you for pizza? 712 00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:12,166 Jeff's not my dad. 713 00:25:13,416 --> 00:25:14,833 Jeff's not your dad? 714 00:25:14,958 --> 00:25:15,958 No. 715 00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:18,916 Who... who is he? 716 00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:20,166 I don't know. 717 00:25:20,291 --> 00:25:21,208 He just took me. 718 00:25:23,291 --> 00:25:24,375 All right, that's it. I knew something was wrong. 719 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,708 Everybody get up, get up. Get up right now. 720 00:25:25,833 --> 00:25:26,958 Come with me. 721 00:25:27,083 --> 00:25:28,708 Let's go. 722 00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:30,916 Look, ma'am, this is an emergency, okay? 723 00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:32,000 His wristband doesn't match yours. 724 00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:33,500 Okay, you're--you're okay with a kid 725 00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:35,208 dangling from a sprinkler system, 726 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:36,458 but all of a sudden an adult wants to leave 727 00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:37,875 with a kid that's not his, 728 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,916 and you have a problem with that? 729 00:25:40,041 --> 00:25:41,458 That didn't come out right, but look--look, 730 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:42,875 do I--do I look like a predator? 731 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:43,958 Yeah. 732 00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:44,916 Is it the windbreaker? 733 00:25:45,041 --> 00:25:46,833 Yeah. 734 00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:47,833 No! 735 00:25:47,958 --> 00:25:49,166 Slow down! 736 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:51,500 - Sorry. - Look, do you know this man? 737 00:25:51,625 --> 00:25:53,541 No. I don't know any of these people. 738 00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:55,166 That's a lie. That's a lie right there. 739 00:25:55,291 --> 00:25:56,750 You lie. We met today at the park. 740 00:25:56,875 --> 00:25:57,708 - You don't remember meeting us-- - Buckee, thank you. 741 00:25:57,833 --> 00:25:58,958 - Please. - What's up, pal? 742 00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:00,958 - Okay. - You're a tough guy now? 743 00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:02,125 We've been through this already. 744 00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:05,125 - Buckee, look out! - Oh, shit. 745 00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:09,166 Buckee! Holy shit! 746 00:26:09,291 --> 00:26:10,791 Come here, man. 747 00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:12,958 You guys stay with me. Stay with me. 748 00:26:13,083 --> 00:26:14,208 Hey, Lucas, stop. 749 00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:15,458 Hey, trust me, you don't have a choice. 750 00:26:15,583 --> 00:26:17,833 Hop in, boys. Seat belts. 751 00:26:17,958 --> 00:26:19,583 Hey, why did CJ tell us you're not his dad? 752 00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:20,875 Because I'm not. 753 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,708 Okay. Lucas, get out of the van. 754 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:24,416 I can't. 755 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,083 I'm sick of this shit. 756 00:26:26,208 --> 00:26:27,750 Bring it, bitch. 757 00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:29,708 Who the hell are you? 758 00:26:31,041 --> 00:26:31,958 Who's that guy? 759 00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:33,250 A guy who wants to kill you. 760 00:26:35,791 --> 00:26:36,958 - Who are they? - They want to kill you, too. 761 00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:38,250 - Why? - Because they think you know. 762 00:26:38,375 --> 00:26:39,541 Know what? 763 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:40,583 Get in, Bri! 764 00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:42,666 Shit! Man! 765 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:45,250 I don't know anything. 766 00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:46,708 Why would they think I know? 767 00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:51,166 <i>♪ Twenty people knocking 'cos they're wanting some more ♪</i> 768 00:26:51,291 --> 00...
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