Sextuplets

00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:32,458 [stammers] That's your other brother, Russell. 842 00:34:33,125 --> 00:34:35,583 - Hi. - Oh, hell to the no. 843 00:34:35,916 --> 00:34:36,916 Mm-mm. 844 00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:40,291 He must've came from the defected testicles. That's not my brother. 845 00:34:40,625 --> 00:34:41,625 Now, you and I, 846 00:34:41,666 --> 00:34:42,833 we do look alike. 847 00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:44,625 Like, I see the resemblance. 848 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:46,208 Like, this is uncanny. 849 00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:48,750 I... I don't... I don't see the resemblance at all. 850 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:51,166 This is like lookin' in the mirror. 851 00:34:51,666 --> 00:34:53,166 But more like a funhouse mirror, 852 00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:55,208 'cause, you know, I'm voluptuous and beautiful... 853 00:34:55,291 --> 00:34:57,166 [inhales] and you scrawny. 854 00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:58,250 But you buff. 855 00:34:58,333 --> 00:34:59,708 So, you like a crackhead 856 00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:03,083 that put down the crack pipe and picked up a weight. 857 00:35:03,791 --> 00:35:04,958 Oh, okay. 858 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,875 [coin rattles] 859 00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:09,416 Mm, mm. 860 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,583 [vending machine running] 861 00:35:11,666 --> 00:35:12,708 Come to Daddy. 862 00:35:17,291 --> 00:35:18,541 Oh, come on. 863 00:35:18,833 --> 00:35:19,833 [banging] 864 00:35:20,166 --> 00:35:21,333 Where're my smokes? 865 00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:25,000 - I didn't... I didn't bring any smo... - Oh, hell, no! 866 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:26,833 I know you did not 867 00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:30,541 show up to a prison without no damn smokes! 868 00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:32,833 Oh, that's like goin' to the Boom Boom Room 869 00:35:32,916 --> 00:35:34,291 and not bringin' singles! 870 00:35:34,625 --> 00:35:37,375 Ain't nobody gonna rub on your little cling-clong for free. 871 00:35:40,083 --> 00:35:41,083 My dude. 872 00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:42,000 [Alan] Russell! 873 00:35:42,083 --> 00:35:44,683 The guards did a full pat-down. How the hell you get that in here? 874 00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:48,291 Well, in the World War II prison comedy <i>Hogan's Heroes,</i> 875 00:35:48,375 --> 00:35:49,583 Colonel Hogan once duped 876 00:35:49,666 --> 00:35:51,583 the buffoonish Sergeant Schultz 877 00:35:51,666 --> 00:35:54,625 by hiding a monkey wrench way deep in his anus... 878 00:35:54,708 --> 00:35:55,875 Y-You know what? 879 00:35:55,958 --> 00:35:58,541 - Way up there by undigested food. - [groans] 880 00:35:58,625 --> 00:36:00,333 I-I get the point Thank you. 881 00:36:00,416 --> 00:36:01,958 Be quiet! Damn! 882 00:36:02,041 --> 00:36:03,721 Ooh, you lucky you didn't grow up with me. 883 00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:05,934 - I swear I would have beat your ass. - [blows raspberry] 884 00:36:05,958 --> 00:36:08,375 You smell that? That's a high wipe. He stink. 885 00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:10,666 So, uh... Dawn. 886 00:36:10,916 --> 00:36:13,333 Boom Boom Room? So... so, you're a stripper? 887 00:36:13,416 --> 00:36:14,333 What the hell? 888 00:36:14,416 --> 00:36:15,291 - [gasps] - A stripper 889 00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:16,916 and exotic dancer are different. 890 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,916 - So get your life right, boo. - My bad. 891 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,625 An exotic dancer incorporate years of hard dance trainin' 892 00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:25,416 into her whole routine. 893 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:26,916 - Yeah. - She take all her years 894 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,791 of what she learned on the horizontal pole, 895 00:36:29,958 --> 00:36:32,541 and she just bring it to the vertical pole 896 00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:36,208 and add a little bit of this to it, and add a little bit of this. 897 00:36:36,291 --> 00:36:39,291 - Please, don't... don't do that. - You see this? Here, here, here. 898 00:36:39,375 --> 00:36:41,250 Shift, shift, shift. Pla, pla. 899 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,125 <i>Plié, relevé,</i> ass on face. 900 00:36:43,208 --> 00:36:45,000 <i>Plié, relevé,</i> ass on face. 901 00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:46,875 [Alan and Dawn] <i>Plié, relevé,</i> ass on face. 902 00:36:46,958 --> 00:36:48,458 Sashay! Sashay! 903 00:36:48,666 --> 00:36:49,583 Ass on face. 904 00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:50,666 - Oh! - [Dawn] See? 905 00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:52,041 That's how it get down. 906 00:36:52,250 --> 00:36:55,791 So, you go get your education right, boo-boo. 907 00:36:56,250 --> 00:36:57,250 Uh, okay. 908 00:37:02,958 --> 00:37:05,000 [effort grunts] 909 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:07,583 Uh... here's some good news. 910 00:37:08,041 --> 00:37:09,081 You're gonna be an auntie. 911 00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:10,291 [gasps] 912 00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:13,458 Yes! My wife is pregnant, and she's go