What Women Want

675 00:38:51,703 --> 00:38:53,788 I got a great one. It just came to me. 676 00:38:53,872 --> 00:38:56,332 -Do you mind if I interrupt, Dina? -No, sure, go ahead. 677 00:38:56,416 --> 00:38:58,334 [ Hate that you've seen me naked. 678 00:39:01,296 --> 00:39:02,338 All right. 679 00:39:03,048 --> 00:39:04,632 So, we're in a bedroom, the lights are out. 680 00:39:04,716 --> 00:39:06,634 There's a woman in bed, and she's taking an Advil. 681 00:39:06,718 --> 00:39:10,471 Her husband turns over and suggestively rubs her back, 682 00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:12,641 and we say, "Advil. 683 00:39:13,392 --> 00:39:17,892 "So mild and gentle, you can take it even when you're faking a headache.” 684 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,360 And then the woman turns to her husband and says, 685 00:39:23,443 --> 00:39:25,445 "Not tonight, dear, I need an Advil." 686 00:39:27,197 --> 00:39:28,489 He's back. 687 00:39:32,619 --> 00:39:36,205 What? Come on. That doesn't reach women on a personal level? 688 00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:38,250 -No. -Women do that, don't they? 689 00:39:38,333 --> 00:39:39,334 -Not me. -I don't. 690 00:39:39,418 --> 00:39:40,585 No? 691 00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:44,464 Sue Cranston, you've done that, haven't you? 692 00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:45,840 I mean, faked a headache to, you know... 693 00:39:46,049 --> 00:39:49,052 No, Nick, I haven't. Thanks for asking. 694 00:39:49,303 --> 00:39:52,556 No, wait, wait, wait. Be honest now. 695 00:39:52,639 --> 00:39:55,183 I mean, you've been married what, 10, 12 years? 696 00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:57,227 And you've never in all that time faked a headache? 697 00:39:57,311 --> 00:39:59,730 Like it doesn't work like a charm? 698 00:40:02,274 --> 00:40:03,942 No, Nick, I haven't. 699 00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:06,194 I mean, no, it doesn't, okay? 700 00:40:07,696 --> 00:40:10,865 -What an asshole! -Okay, I guess I'm way off base here. 701 00:40:10,949 --> 00:40:14,369 Okay, what's good about your idea 702 00:40:14,453 --> 00:40:17,289 is that you're looking at Advil from a woman's point of view. 703 00:40:18,415 --> 00:40:20,166 I don't think Advil will go for it, 704 00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:22,710 and I'm pretty sure every woman in America will hate it. 705 00:40:23,128 --> 00:40:25,255 Other than that, I thought it was great. 706 00:40:25,339 --> 00:40:27,883 So you're on the right track. Hang in there. Go ahead. 707 00:40:28,383 --> 00:40:31,511 Great antenna there, babe. The poodle give you that one? 708 00:40:49,154 --> 00:40:53,116 -Dad, what are you doing home so early? - I have my first migraine. 709 00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:56,370 This is hideous. My boyfriend feeling me up in front of my father. 710 00:40:56,453 --> 00:40:57,912 Alex, just don't think anything. 711 00:40:57,996 --> 00:40:59,497 The outlook wasn't good for the Mudville Nine that day. 712 00:40:59,581 --> 00:41:01,958 -The score was four to two. -Shit. Where's my bra? 713 00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:04,878 -Where is it? -Oh, God. 714 00:41:06,046 --> 00:41:07,630 Oh, God! 715 00:41:08,757 --> 00:41:09,883 Okay, look. 716 00:41:10,592 --> 00:41:12,260 Everybody just needs to chill out here, all right. 717 00:41:12,344 --> 00:41:15,847 There'll be no chilling. Just get your stuff and move on. 718 00:41:16,431 --> 00:41:17,974 Come on, man. Relax. 719 00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:20,185 -How old are you? - I just turned 18. 720 00:41:20,268 --> 00:41:22,353 Well, she's 15. She was 10 five years ago. 721 00:41:22,437 --> 00:41:24,188 You know what I'm saying, stud? Now get out. 722 00:41:24,272 --> 00:41:27,400 Dad! We're going to the prom. Don't ruin it. 723 00:41:27,484 --> 00:41:29,235 You're not going to the prom with this punk. 724 00:41:29,695 --> 00:41:30,821 How did you know about the prom? 725 00:41:30,988 --> 00:41:32,823 Look, I don't know. Mom told me, all right? 726 00:41:32,906 --> 00:41:34,866 But it's not gonna happen because he's too old for you. 727 00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:36,117 I know what boys his age want, 728 00:41:36,201 --> 00:41:38,161 and he's not getting it from my daughter. Door. 729 00:41:38,495 --> 00:41:41,289 Your daughter? Suddenly, I'm your daughter. 730 00:41:41,373 --> 00:41:44,376 -How am I related to this asshole? -Another one. 731 00:41:44,584 --> 00:41:46,002 I want Mom. 732 00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:48,880 Hey, look, I'm just gonna take off. 733 00:41:49,464 --> 00:41:51,883 -I'm real sorry about this. -Save it. 734 00:41:52,718 --> 00:41:54,136 That's mine. 735 00:41:54,928 --> 00:41:57,847 Where... Where are you... 736 00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:02,894 Great day. 737 00:42:06,648 --> 00:42:09,359 Okay, I'm not losing my mind. 738 00:42:09,484 --> 00:42:11,319 I'm already losing my mind. 739 00:42:12,195 --> 00:42:14,614 This will work. It's gotta work. 740 00:42:15,11