Little Italy

00:32:16,297 --> 00:32:18,797 Hey, you'll never be the man that your mother is! 686 00:32:18,799 --> 00:32:21,299 Oh! Thou must go! Bye-bye! 687 00:32:21,301 --> 00:32:23,835 Look, Officer, this is all a big mistake. This is all just... 688 00:32:23,837 --> 00:32:26,474 Hands against the wall. Shut up and spread 'em. 689 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,507 I said spread 'em! You need an invitation to the prom 690 00:32:29,509 --> 00:32:30,843 - to get cozy? - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 691 00:32:30,845 --> 00:32:32,478 Hey! Bring those down to the station. 692 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,879 We're gonna eat them later. 693 00:32:33,881 --> 00:32:36,586 As evidence! Eyes on the wall, captain. 694 00:32:38,287 --> 00:32:40,319 Oh, my God. That is... 695 00:32:40,321 --> 00:32:41,822 You're carting guns, mister. 696 00:32:41,824 --> 00:32:44,557 You didn't declare that you had two amazing 697 00:32:44,559 --> 00:32:46,660 man guns. You hiding anything else? 698 00:32:46,662 --> 00:32:47,893 - Listen... - Oh, what have you got here? 699 00:32:47,895 --> 00:32:50,297 A six-pack? Oh, no. I'm sorry, that's eight. 700 00:32:50,299 --> 00:32:52,633 - I'm gonna go south now, okay? - Hey, now... 701 00:32:52,635 --> 00:32:54,034 - You packing heat here, mister? - Hands off! 702 00:32:54,036 --> 00:32:55,935 My God. Were you breastfed? 703 00:32:55,937 --> 00:32:57,703 Is there anything in your pockets 704 00:32:57,705 --> 00:33:00,741 that might be sharp or hard or pokey in any way? 705 00:33:00,743 --> 00:33:02,644 - What? - Eyes on the wall! 706 00:33:02,646 --> 00:33:04,979 I'm gonna just check to see if you... 707 00:33:04,981 --> 00:33:07,315 Oh, my God... if you smell like pot or anything. 708 00:33:07,317 --> 00:33:10,684 Hey, all right, listen. You're clean, buddy. You're clean. 709 00:33:10,686 --> 00:33:12,654 Or are you dirty? I don't know. 710 00:33:12,656 --> 00:33:13,654 I don't know. 711 00:33:13,656 --> 00:33:15,792 But I've got my eyes on you. 712 00:33:18,427 --> 00:33:19,827 Let's go! 713 00:33:19,829 --> 00:33:24,465 Whoa! The issue of your loins did this! 714 00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:31,339 That's right, you heard her! 715 00:33:31,341 --> 00:33:33,945 - Ma! - Welcome home, Nikki. 716 00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:37,581 He deserved everything he got! Again with hitting! 717 00:33:38,749 --> 00:33:41,083 Don't look at him, Nikki. Okay, folks. 718 00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:44,720 Who's got the munchies? Right this way, please. 719 00:33:44,722 --> 00:33:47,424 All right, folks. 720 00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:49,427 The show's over, okay? 721 00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:17,855 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned 722 00:34:17,857 --> 00:34:20,393 in thought, in word and in deed. 723 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:22,893 A triple threat. 724 00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:26,563 You tell me your sins, 725 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,833 - and I'll tell you mine. - Our sins! 726 00:34:28,835 --> 00:34:31,371 We'll go to hell for meeting like this. 727 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:33,872 Our sons, I think they're onto us! 728 00:34:33,874 --> 00:34:35,977 I love you when you get so passionate. 729 00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:39,811 You watch it! The church has eyes. 730 00:34:39,813 --> 00:34:41,912 - But not as beautiful as yours! - No! 731 00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:44,951 Now, give me a taste of that special sauce. 732 00:34:45,952 --> 00:34:48,422 - Jesus! - No! Father Toscani. 733 00:34:49,722 --> 00:34:50,821 Franca? 734 00:34:50,823 --> 00:34:52,823 <i>Oh, Gesu! Perdonami!</i> 735 00:34:52,825 --> 00:34:53,961 <i>Perdonami!</i> 736 00:34:55,628 --> 00:34:57,396 Forgive me, Father! 737 00:34:57,398 --> 00:34:59,000 Oh, we're so busted! 738 00:35:04,406 --> 00:35:05,774 Thank you. 739 00:35:22,724 --> 00:35:23,960 - Hi. - Hi. 740 00:35:27,463 --> 00:35:28,965 - Nice bag. - Hmm. 741 00:35:29,697 --> 00:35:30,833 Nice... 742 00:35:32,001 --> 00:35:32,932 ball. 743 00:35:32,934 --> 00:35:34,536 Oh. 744 00:35:38,441 --> 00:35:39,776 Ahem. 745 00:35:42,811 --> 00:35:44,610 Hey, Lisa. 746 00:35:44,612 --> 00:35:46,181 Hey, baby. 747 00:35:46,183 --> 00:35:48,252 Oh, Nikki. 748 00:35:52,522 --> 00:35:53,958 Aren't you gonna introduce me to your little friend here? 749 00:35:55,158 --> 00:35:56,861 Yeah, of course. 750 00:35:57,828 --> 00:35:58,963 Lisa, meet Nikki, 751 00:35:59,895 --> 00:36:01,728 my... My best friend 752 00:36:01,730 --> 00:36:03,500 since, you know, we were like... 753 00:36:04,633 --> 00:36:05,836 Well, forever. 754 00:36:09,806 --> 00:36:11,840 Well, that's about as much chitchat 755 00:36:11,842 --> 00:36:13,844 as I can handle for today. I need a drink. 756 00:36:15,612 --> 00:36:17,715 Don't keep me waiting. 757 00:36:18,148 --> 00:36:21,583 Bad timing? I just... I just came by to say sorry.