Crossing Delancey

00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:15,860 -Well, let me get this. -Hamstead Heath, London. 464 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,500 How about Malcolm Bright? 465 00:30:19,670 --> 00:30:20,970 -Malcolm Bright. -No, thanks. 466 00:30:21,140 --> 00:30:23,670 Let him reciprocate all over you. 467 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,570 -You won't be lonely. -Yeah, you've seen to that. 468 00:30:26,750 --> 00:30:28,210 Come on. 469 00:30:29,180 --> 00:30:30,880 Why didn't you drink any wine? 470 00:30:31,050 --> 00:30:32,520 I have to go back to work. 471 00:30:32,690 --> 00:30:35,280 This was on Lionel. You didn't pay for this? 472 00:30:35,450 --> 00:30:36,920 No. 473 00:30:37,090 --> 00:30:39,320 Well, thanks again. Really. 474 00:30:39,490 --> 00:30:41,120 This is me. 475 00:30:41,290 --> 00:30:43,730 Bye. You're welcome. 476 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,890 You were very helpful this morning. Thank you. 477 00:30:48,570 --> 00:30:50,330 It was a great reading. 478 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,400 Thanks to you. 479 00:30:53,070 --> 00:30:54,540 Bye. 480 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,390 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to take few moments... 481 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:14,490 ...to explain to you exactly what we're going to be doing here. 482 00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:17,750 Firstly, we're going to be circumcising this baby... 483 00:31:17,930 --> 00:31:21,260 ...in accordance with the covenant signed by Abraham and God... 484 00:31:21,830 --> 00:31:24,100 ...where God promised to make a great nation... 485 00:31:24,270 --> 00:31:26,740 ...of the seed of Abraham. 486 00:31:26,910 --> 00:31:30,140 -For the numerical value of the word-- -Hi, girls. 487 00:31:30,310 --> 00:31:32,040 --is eight. Today.... 488 00:31:32,210 --> 00:31:34,300 Our first baby. 489 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,950 -Where's Ricki? -In the bedroom. She couldn't take it. 490 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,740 The baby has just stopped crying... 491 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,580 ... but he may very well start to cry... 492 00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:46,380 ...and everybody automatically thinks that he is perceiving pain. 493 00:31:47,130 --> 00:31:50,430 The truth of the matter is that the foreskin of an infant... 494 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,030 ...is relatively insensitive to pain. 495 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,670 Why then, is he crying? 496 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,130 A, he will be cold. 497 00:31:58,300 --> 00:31:59,970 B, babies cry. 498 00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:02,800 He looks like Ricki, don't he? 499 00:32:02,980 --> 00:32:04,770 He certainly got her balls. 500 00:32:04,940 --> 00:32:07,640 Now, if the ladies care to look at the gentlemen... 501 00:32:07,810 --> 00:32:11,480 ...they' ll see that they start with their hands at their sides... 502 00:32:11,850 --> 00:32:14,950 ...and as it progresses, they go like this. 503 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,390 Is the father here? 504 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,620 -The Holy One is believed-- -He's over there. 505 00:32:21,790 --> 00:32:23,590 --to have said Abraham, our forefather: 506 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,890 "Walk before me and be perfect--" 507 00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:27,930 -Are they living together? -Not yet. 508 00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:30,630 She's doing the baby by herself. 509 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:36,810 That the Creator, blessed is he, has commanded us to circumcise. 510 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,710 Karen, are you all right? 511 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,250 Just tell me when it's over. 512 00:32:48,290 --> 00:32:50,590 Oh, look at that little doll. 513 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,350 Bart's beloved Aunt Miriam, who is filling in for his grandparents-- 514 00:32:54,530 --> 00:32:55,720 Oh, wasn't that beautiful? 515 00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:58,800 --who could not be with us today, will return Bart to his crib. 516 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,260 Come on, now, darling. Come. Look, look, look. 517 00:33:01,430 --> 00:33:03,590 There's Mommy. 518 00:33:03,770 --> 00:33:07,260 Isn't that the sweetest little boy chick? My brave little boy. 519 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,500 "--of the study of the Torah." 520 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,140 Ricki. 521 00:33:11,310 --> 00:33:14,340 -"The doing of good deeds..." -"The doing of good deeds." 522 00:33:14,510 --> 00:33:18,040 -"...and marital happiness." -"And marital happiness." 523 00:33:18,220 --> 00:33:19,450 Right. 524 00:33:23,260 --> 00:33:25,780 -Nice work, Rabbi. -Thank you. 525 00:33:27,290 --> 00:33:29,660 Did you see this coming? 526 00:33:29,830 --> 00:33:32,260 I'm sure she's wanted to have a baby for a long time. 527 00:33:32,430 --> 00:33:34,130 Yeah, but.... 528 00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:39,200 Her own mother, my own sister, didn't have the guts to show up. 529 00:33:39,370 --> 00:33:41,360 It's terrible. 530 00:33:42,010 --> 00:33:43,570 Terrible, isn't it? 531 00:33:43,740 --> 00:33:47,140 And when I was your age, I was married, I had a life. Everything in place. 532 00:33:47,310 --> 00:33:48,300 -Aunt Miriam? -What? 533 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,780 -Would you do this? -Huh? Sure? Wh