The Wrong Paris

609 00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:33,125 - Well, hello. - Hi. 610 00:35:33,208 --> 00:35:35,916 I'm Lexie Miller from Nashville. 611 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,541 You know there'd be no Texas without Tennessee, right? 612 00:35:38,625 --> 00:35:41,666 All those good folks who volunteered at the Alamo and all. 613 00:35:41,750 --> 00:35:43,708 Davy Crockett was my hero as a kid. 614 00:35:43,791 --> 00:35:45,708 Oh! Mine too. 615 00:35:45,791 --> 00:35:48,083 Dawn. Dawn. 616 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,916 You've got a bit of dust on your face. 617 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,208 - Oh, uh... - May I? 618 00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:57,875 Yeah. Is it... 619 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:00,916 Uh... 620 00:36:01,958 --> 00:36:03,583 There. 621 00:36:04,333 --> 00:36:09,125 Why don't you keep this close to your heart and remember the Alamo? 622 00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:10,666 Yes, ma'am. 623 00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:13,916 You do know we lost at the Alamo, right? 624 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,625 That's a very good point. 625 00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:17,875 Right. 626 00:36:19,375 --> 00:36:20,541 Hey, Gordito. 627 00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:26,041 Of all the ranches in all the world, you gotta walk into mine. 628 00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:28,541 And I'll walk right out of it if you just play along. 629 00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:31,083 You know, you ain't gonna find a man like me in France. 630 00:36:31,166 --> 00:36:32,208 That's the whole point. 631 00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:33,958 What is going on? 632 00:36:34,041 --> 00:36:36,000 Wait, hold on. This doesn't make sense. 633 00:36:36,083 --> 00:36:37,541 Hey! 634 00:36:37,625 --> 00:36:40,416 - Carl. Hold up. - Hey. 635 00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:41,833 Do you two know each other? 636 00:36:41,916 --> 00:36:44,916 - Yeah. We met a couple weeks ago at a bar. - We did meet before. 637 00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:47,916 - That disqualifies me, right? - Absolutely. 638 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,541 - Bye, bitch. - Uh, okay. 639 00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:53,791 Not necessarily, if it was just a casual interaction. 640 00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:55,791 Did you guys, uh, have sex? 641 00:36:55,875 --> 00:36:57,083 - No! - No. No. 642 00:36:57,166 --> 00:36:59,291 Well, do you feel stalked or threatened, Trey? 643 00:36:59,375 --> 00:37:01,500 What? Me, stalk him? 644 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:07,750 No, I don't feel stalked. I'm good. 645 00:37:07,833 --> 00:37:10,625 - I'll stalk you. - Hey, you're right there, aren't you? 646 00:37:10,708 --> 00:37:11,708 - Mm-hm. - Yeah. 647 00:37:11,791 --> 00:37:14,375 You see that over there? 648 00:37:14,458 --> 00:37:15,708 Dawn wants a Frenchman. 649 00:37:15,791 --> 00:37:17,250 I hear they're great kissers. 650 00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:18,833 - Mmm. - Mm-hm. 651 00:37:18,916 --> 00:37:21,583 I'm pretty good myself. 652 00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:23,916 She can stay. 653 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,958 Uh, Frank, Spike, get over here. Let's get some footage about the coincidence. 654 00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:32,333 All right. So, here we go. 655 00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:36,083 Dawn, why don't you tell us what was going through your mind 656 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:37,791 when you saw Trey today? 657 00:37:41,541 --> 00:37:42,541 I thought, 658 00:37:43,291 --> 00:37:46,458 "There's that poor guy from the bar with the wicked rash 659 00:37:46,541 --> 00:37:49,000 and scorching case of halitosis." 660 00:37:49,625 --> 00:37:51,416 "I sure hope he marries me." 661 00:37:55,208 --> 00:37:56,041 Huh. 662 00:37:57,166 --> 00:37:58,708 We can cut that part out. 663 00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:02,125 Great. Uh, well, hi. I'm Trey McAllen. 664 00:38:02,208 --> 00:38:04,666 The ladies, interesting bunch, isn't it? 665 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:05,625 Fantastic. 666 00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:06,833 Some of them are 667 00:38:08,083 --> 00:38:09,916 more... more excited than others. 668 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,750 Oh, wow. He's just so gorgeous. 669 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:14,958 Cinderella, she's lost her slipper somewhere. 670 00:38:15,041 --> 00:38:16,791 I think you'll find it on the ranch. 671 00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:21,041 I know Trent and I just met, but he's my soulmate. 672 00:38:21,125 --> 00:38:23,083 Lexie, wow. She's... she's incredible. 673 00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:26,708 I know Trey and I just met, but it already feels like he's my soulmate. 674 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,541 I know Trey and I just met... 675 00:38:29,625 --> 00:38:32,958 Oh, Eve, that was the one that... She keeps sneaking up on me and saying, 676 00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:35,333 "I want your baby. I want your baby." 677 00:38:35,416 --> 00:38:37,291 But I know he's my soulmate. 678 00:38:37,375 --> 00:38:39,958 Whoo. 679 00:38:40,041 --> 00:38:42,500 Dawn, wow. She's a little spicy thing. I like her. 68