Set It Up

567 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:32,361 No need to be shy. -We're not together. We're just... 568 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:36,699 -They're not gonna kiss. 569 00:34:36,949 --> 00:34:38,576 We're waiting. -Come on. 570 00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:39,786 Share the love. 571 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:43,706 They were nervous. If they gave them more time... 572 00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:44,749 I know, I know. 573 00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,919 How about you guys? Give them more time! 574 00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,129 Boo! 575 00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:52,840 That's the spirit. -Boo! 576 00:34:53,966 --> 00:34:55,176 What's your problem? 577 00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:57,512 -For a different reason. 578 00:34:57,845 --> 00:35:01,766 Who's next? There we go. There we go. 579 00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:05,019 <i>♪ Stronger and harder</i> <i>Than a bad girl's dream ♪</i> 580 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:09,941 And back to our first couple. Care to reconsider? Last chance. 581 00:35:10,024 --> 00:35:13,653 No, okay. Oh, kiss, kiss. It's the law! 582 00:35:13,736 --> 00:35:16,531 <i>Kiss, kiss, kiss.</i> 583 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:19,283 <i>-Kiss, kiss, kiss.</i> 584 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:22,495 -I don't know. 585 00:35:22,578 --> 00:35:25,998 Should we send them popcorn or something? 586 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:28,417 And a kiss for Mom. Sweet. 587 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:32,421 -Come on. Come on. -Come on. 588 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:35,842 <i>Kiss, kiss, kiss.</i> -We did it already. 589 00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:37,385 <i>Kiss, kiss, kiss.</i> 590 00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:40,888 <i>-Kiss, kiss, kiss.</i> -All right. 591 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,473 <i>Kiss, kiss, kiss.</i> 592 00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:53,025 -Yeah! -Yes! 593 00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:57,488 We have no e-mails. 594 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,534 Well, it's hard to bark orders when your tongue is down someone's throat. 595 00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:04,662 -That's true. -We're free. The world's our oyster. 596 00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:07,415 -We're free. Have fun with Suze. -You, too. 597 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:13,296 Kind of wasted that high-five. 598 00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:34,609 Hello. 599 00:36:35,818 --> 00:36:37,737 Any sports moments make you cry? 600 00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:45,328 [Lefti's "City Heart" playing over speakers] 601 00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:53,211 Yeah. 602 00:36:54,086 --> 00:36:56,714 Oh, my goodness. Who are you? 603 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:02,178 I'm sorry, Kirsten, the 3 train stalled, then there was a new barista, 604 00:37:02,261 --> 00:37:04,972 and she didn't know the milk your coffee-- She didn't... 605 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:12,104 -Rick's not here. <i>Neither is Kirsten.</i> 606 00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:14,815 What if a psychopath saw them on the Kiss Cam 607 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:16,776 and followed them home and murdered them? 608 00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:19,654 Legally, where are we in that scenario? 609 00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:23,366 Please, I have watched enough <i>Law &amp; Order</i> to know that we are absolutely, 610 00:37:23,449 --> 00:37:25,952 <i>-100 percent, no doubt about it--</i> -Morning. 611 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:29,455 I could use some coffee. You mind getting me a flat white? 612 00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:31,249 Would I mind? 613 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:33,709 It'd be my honor. 614 00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:36,212 Harper, my office. 615 00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:51,602 -I spent the night with a man. 616 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:55,606 Oh, wow, that's amazing. You get it, girl. 617 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:59,026 We did not sleep together. We did everything but. 618 00:37:59,902 --> 00:38:03,781 I'm not the kind of person who sleeps with people on the first date anymore. 619 00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:06,158 -Right. -I guess it had been a while. 620 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:07,368 Longer than I realized. 621 00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:10,955 I don't think they should hear that. 622 00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:15,042 The waiting was almost tantric. 623 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:16,961 What? 624 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,588 Even when he was being gentle, 625 00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:23,009 I could sense a possibility of strength in his touch. 626 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:27,847 Kind of like when Koko was petting that tiny kitten. 627 00:38:28,597 --> 00:38:32,476 Just like petting it, petting it, petting it. 628 00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:41,027 Let's bullhorn. 629 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:50,077 -Okay, tell me something I don't know. -Yeah, I did not know that. 630 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:54,874 -Charlie, Kirsten just left. -So did Rick. 631 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:56,584 It's daylight. 632 00:38:56,667 --> 00:39:00,379 I know. Okay. I'm getting out of here before Kirsten comes back, 633 00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:02,590 and this was all some terrible prank. 634 00:39:03,341