Everybody Wants Some!!

00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,713 Now he's giving me the old-fashioned stare down! 889 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,274 All right, that's a fucking stare down! 890 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,416 Dude, you're staring, he's cool. 891 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,296 Oh, no, he's not cool! No, he's not fucking cool! 892 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,056 You're back there having a fucking good time! 893 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,672 I'll come show you a good time. 894 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,194 I'll come over the bar and show you a good time. 895 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,874 - Let's go. Let's go. - I'm not gonna do anything. 896 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,519 <font color="#808080">(SCREAMS)</font> 897 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,919 Hey! No, you fucking stay. 898 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,837 <font color="#808080">(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)</font> 899 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,040 Back off! Don't touch me! Don't touch me! 900 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,592 <font color="#804040">MANAGER</font>: Out of the club! Right the fuck now! Get 'em out! 901 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,511 All baseball players out of here! I mean it! 902 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,670 <font color="#804040">BOUNCER</font>: Let's go! Come on! 903 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,312 Get 'em out! Right now. Get 'em out. 904 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,515 Don't bring him back here again, you get me? 905 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,154 Let's go, boys. Let's go! Hey! 906 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:25,753 <font color="#804040">MANAGER</font>: Keep walking. 907 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,990 I'm gonna fucking defend myself! 908 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,071 No! One more chance! 909 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,914 Fuck you! Fuck you, you jackoffs! 910 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,753 Bunch of fucking numb-nuts! 911 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,831 <font color="#808080">(SHOUTING CONTINUES)</font> 912 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,151 Suck my dick, man! 913 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,199 - <font color="#804040">BOUNCER</font>: You fucking asshole! - Stupid fucking asshole! 914 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,633 Don't bring your ass around here! 915 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:56,109 <font color="#804040">JAY</font>: Bunch of fucking numb-nuts! 916 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,510 <font color="#804040">ROPER</font>: What the fuck, Niles! <font color="#804040">DALE</font>: Well, that was ugly. 917 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,398 I don't know, just based on an outsider's perspective, 918 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,152 totally avoidable. 919 00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:06,196 <font color="#804040">JAY</font>: Well, I'm a fucking raw dog, all right? 920 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,280 Raw dog! 921 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,636 Anybody who fucks with me, they don't get fucked with back! 922 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:11,948 They get fucking killed! 923 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,256 <font color="#804040">COMA</font>: The only thing you killed tonight 924 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,157 was the prospect of any of us getting laid! 925 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,635 Your fucking junkyard dog routine from fucking Detroit 926 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:18,789 might make you feel tough, 927 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,896 but it's not helping out any of your fucking teammates. 928 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,638 Watch that shit in the future. 929 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:24,517 It's crazy we're fucking defending this guy. 930 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,477 <font color="#808080">(STAMMERS)</font> It's all so damn tribal. 931 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,028 It's the pack mentality, animal instincts. 932 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:30,633 All the adrenaline! 933 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:33,280 Guys. Hey, guys. I got a new plan. 934 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:34,873 We're gonna shift our focus 935 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,720 from disco snatch to country poon. All right? 936 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,997 No cover, free beer till 11:00 at Guaranteed Wholesome. 937 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,834 Okay, fucking no cover, free beer! We can't afford not to go! 938 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,832 Fuck you, Sound Machine! Let's fucking go! 939 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,440 - <font color="#804040">JAY</font>: Fuck you, Sound Machine! - Whoo! 940 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,950 I got seven of my bucks back! Ha-ha! Let's do it! 941 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,712 <font color="#804040">ALL</font>: No, no, no, no! 942 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,216 I don't know where the hell you think you're going. 943 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:57,360 You sitting this one out with that "raw dog" bullshit. 944 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,391 - Sit! - Heel, boy. Heel, boy. 945 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,031 - Fetch. - Yeah! 946 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:05,470 I get it. I get it. I get it! 947 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,198 I'll fucking go home. 948 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,157 I got shit to do. I'll do some p