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686 00:33:03,443 --> 00:33:05,860 ♪ ...bicycle, bicycle ♪ 687 00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:09,902 ♪ Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle... ♪ 688 00:33:09,902 --> 00:33:12,110 Oh no! Oh my God! 689 00:33:12,110 --> 00:33:14,735 My wheel! Oh, oh! 690 00:33:14,735 --> 00:33:17,068 - ( honks ) - Oh, my horn! 691 00:33:17,068 --> 00:33:18,568 ( Gerald whimpering ) 692 00:33:18,568 --> 00:33:21,860 Hey, you! Where's Elm and Third? 693 00:33:21,860 --> 00:33:23,068 What? 694 00:33:31,402 --> 00:33:33,068 That's not yours! 695 00:33:34,568 --> 00:33:38,568 No, don't put him in-- oh, my baby! 696 00:33:43,276 --> 00:33:46,068 Can anyone tell me the name of this plant? 697 00:33:46,068 --> 00:33:48,026 Bart? 698 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,443 Yeah, it's a hanging rubber plant. 699 00:33:50,443 --> 00:33:54,068 It's indigenous to the wet drylands of the northern hemisphere. 700 00:33:54,068 --> 00:33:56,777 Yeah right, Bart. Would you bet money on that? 701 00:33:56,777 --> 00:33:59,402 Or is that like below the Dooster principle? 702 00:33:59,402 --> 00:34:01,568 Yeah, I'll bet on it. How 'bout an SUV? 703 00:34:01,568 --> 00:34:02,944 I got three of 'em. 704 00:34:02,944 --> 00:34:06,276 And the survey says, ehhh, you lose. 705 00:34:06,276 --> 00:34:08,443 It's a neem plant, Professor. 706 00:34:08,443 --> 00:34:10,068 Oui. Yes. 707 00:34:10,068 --> 00:34:12,276 But how did you know that, Silas? 708 00:34:12,276 --> 00:34:14,777 I had this nasty-ass rash once. 709 00:34:14,777 --> 00:34:16,777 I put a little bit of neem plant on it, 710 00:34:16,777 --> 00:34:18,443 it cleared it up in an hour. I even smoked it before. 711 00:34:18,443 --> 00:34:20,819 That figures. 712 00:34:20,819 --> 00:34:22,610 One thing it doesn't cure, though-- 713 00:34:22,610 --> 00:34:24,402 being a spoiled little bitch. 714 00:34:24,402 --> 00:34:27,944 PROFESSOR: I'd like you all to do an experiment on a plant. 715 00:34:27,944 --> 00:34:31,360 Something that... may benefit mankind. 716 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,235 And if you devise something groundbreaking, 717 00:34:34,235 --> 00:34:37,944 I guarantee you an "A" in this course. 718 00:34:37,944 --> 00:34:40,527 Okay, class dismissed. Good work, everyone. 719 00:34:40,527 --> 00:34:42,694 - Thank you. - Nice. Keep up the good work. 720 00:34:42,694 --> 00:34:45,652 WOMAN: So, he likes plants, does he? 721 00:34:45,652 --> 00:34:47,527 I see still waters run deep. 722 00:34:47,527 --> 00:34:51,485 Please believe. But wait till you see my presentation. 723 00:34:51,485 --> 00:34:52,902 You going to love me after that. 724 00:34:52,902 --> 00:34:55,652 Lauren, you might as well tell him now 725 00:34:55,652 --> 00:34:57,318 and get it over with. 726 00:34:57,318 --> 00:34:59,151 - What? - You know, 727 00:34:59,151 --> 00:35:01,860 how you're starting to see Bart for the shallow bastard he is, 728 00:35:01,860 --> 00:35:04,318 and eventually you're going to leave his ass for me. 729 00:35:04,318 --> 00:35:06,819 Holler. 730 00:35:12,402 --> 00:35:15,026 PROFESSOR: This semester in women's studies, 731 00:35:15,026 --> 00:35:18,110 we will discuss how women are objectified in popular culture 732 00:35:18,110 --> 00:35:19,860 while the masculine bastards 733 00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:22,568 exploit women's ideas for great profit, 734 00:35:22,568 --> 00:35:24,360 then take all the credit. 735 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,360 Jamal? 736 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,819 You have the most amazing... 737 00:35:29,819 --> 00:35:32,276 penis. 738 00:35:32,276 --> 00:35:34,026 Yes, I do. 739 00:35:35,610 --> 00:35:39,402 ♪ And I'm gonna kiss you, suck you, taste you ♪ 740 00:35:39,402 --> 00:35:43,610 ♪ Ride you, feel you deep inside me, ooh... ♪ 741 00:35:43,610 --> 00:35:45,777 - Hell yeah. - Aaah. 742 00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:48,235 So you're playing grabby-ass again, huh? 743 00:35:48,235 --> 00:35:51,652 - Ma? - Did you wash your ass today? 744 00:35:51,652 --> 00:35:54,402 Ah! Ah! Damn, Ma! Stop, Ma! Stop! 745 00:36:00,568 --> 00:36:03,902 - SILAS: You high yet? - JAMAL: I don't know. Maybe not high enough. 746 00:36:03,902 --> 00:36:06,402 - Where the hell is he? - ( coughs ) 747 00:36:07,193 --> 00:36:09,402 Maybe I ain't hit it hard enough. 748 00:36:09,402 --> 00:36:12,068 What are you doing? Dropping your kids off at the pool? 749 00:36:14,026 --> 00:36:15,944 Oh, shit. 750 00:36:15,944 --> 00:36:18,402 ( chuckling ) What's up, J? Give me five. 751 00:36:18,402 --> 00:36:20,068 I hate it when you do that. 752 00:36:20,068 --> 00:36:21,735 I love doing that. That shit is funny. 753 00:36:21,735 --> 00:36:23,443 What took you so long? 754 00:36:23,443 --> 00:36:26,235 Biggie and Pac, man. They throwing a party. 755 00:36:26,235 --> 00:36:27,944 Open bar all night! 756 00:36:27,944 --> 00:36:32,318 Everything was cool till Marvin Gaye came in there tripping. 757 00:36:32,318 --> 00:36:34,652 - Marvin Gaye? - Yeah. 758 00:36:34,652 --> 00:36:38,026 - ...