The Change-Up

lalu orang-orang Jepang itu, 706 00:35:10,733 --> 00:35:14,070 pilot-pilot kamikaze itu bertanya padaku. 707 00:35:14,153 --> 00:35:15,905 Aku berimprovisasi dan mereka emosional. 708 00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:17,573 Tolong katakan akhirnya. 709 00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:20,118 - Ke pengadilan. - Tidak! Sial! Ya Tuhan! 710 00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,870 Bosmu agak kesal. Kubilang itu merupakan rencana besarku. 711 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:23,955 Tidak! 712 00:35:24,038 --> 00:35:26,999 Kita urus nanti. Ceritakan urusanku. 713 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:29,252 - Urusanmu? - Bagaimana? 714 00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:32,296 Mitch, kau kenapa sih? Itu film porno! 715 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:35,341 Itu lorno, porno ringan. Kemaluanmu masih aman, bukan? 716 00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:36,759 Mereka tak keluarkan, bukan? 717 00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:39,679 Tetapi ibu jariku masuk ke tiga anus wanita. 718 00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:42,473 Oh, sial, cukup mengeluhnya. Kau selesaikan? 719 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:45,017 - Kuselesaikan, Mitchell. - Kau sedang apa? 720 00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:46,227 - Kuselesaikan. - Baik. 721 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,353 Kau menjalani mimpi. 722 00:35:47,436 --> 00:35:49,522 Kau menjalani mimpi! Pekerjaanmu payah. 723 00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:51,107 Ini takkan berhasil. 724 00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:53,276 Ini takkan berhasil. Terlalu berat. 725 00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:01,993 Bung, bertahanlah. Apa yang akan kau katakan? 726 00:36:02,076 --> 00:36:03,244 Yang sebenarnya. 727 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:04,745 - Kebenarannya? - Ya. 728 00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:06,998 - Pasti berhasil. - Jamie tahu solusinya. 729 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,917 Jame. 730 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:12,461 Hai, Sayang. 731 00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:13,421 Hai, Ayah! 732 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:15,840 Hai! 733 00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:18,176 Hai, putri kecilku yang dewasa. 734 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:19,177 Aku tak begitu. 735 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:21,429 - Ya. - Tidak. Tak ada yang begitu. 736 00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:22,972 Jamie, hai! Jamie. 737 00:36:23,055 --> 00:36:24,974 Aku senang kau di sini. Sibuk sekali. 738 00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:27,143 Itu pantas. 739 00:36:27,226 --> 00:36:29,145 - Hai, Mitch. - Jamie, kita perlu bicara. 740 00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:30,396 Kau mau ikut makan malam? 741 00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:33,232 Tidak, aku tak bisa, tapi aku mau... 742 00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:34,483 Dengar, aku harus bicara. 743 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:37,653 Aku tak bisa sekarang, Mitch. Di sini berantakan. 744 00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:39,572 Si kembar setengah jam terlambat tidur. 745 00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:42,325 - Kau sedang apa? - Apa kau semacam binatang? 746 00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:43,576 Cara harus kerjakan PR. 747 00:36:43,659 --> 00:36:47,079 Aku dapat telepon darurat empat menit lagi. 748 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:48,289 Kau tahu bangunan itu? 749 00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:50,374 - Bangunan 11 lantai? - Ya. 750 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:53,794 Aku harus hilangkan tiga lantai. Itu gila, bukan? 751 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:54,837 Ya. 752 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,297 Sangat konyol. Tak masuk akal. 753 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:57,548 Aku bukan Mitch. 754 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,801 - Apa? - Aku Mitch. 755 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:03,262 - Dia Mitch. - Ya. Entah bagaimana kami bertukar. 756 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:04,722 - Aku Dave. - Ini Dave. Ya. 757 00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:05,806 Oh. 758 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:08,392 Jadi, kami buang air di air mancur ajaib 759 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,186 yang esoknya hilang. 760 00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:12,688 Mereka pindahkan, jadi kami mencarinya. 761 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:14,732 Begitu ketemu, kami bertukar. 762 00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:16,901 - Kami harus buang air karena minum. - Kami minum. 763 00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:19,862 Itu rencana bagus. Bisa mandikan si kembar? 764 00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:21,739 Oke, Sayang, ini... 765 00:37:21,822 --> 00:37:23,658 Mitch, tidak. 766 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:25,993 Jangan sebut aku sayang. 767 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:28,454 Dan kau janji akan membersihkan... 768 00:37:28,537 --> 00:37:29,830 Bisa matikan ini? 769 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,333 - Baunya seperti kubis! - Jamie, duduklah. 770 00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:34,293 Sebentar. Buat aku senang. 771 00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:37,588 - Kuminta tanyakan sesuatu... - Aku tak mau bermain. 772 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:39,257 yang cuma Dave yang tahu. 773 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:41,008 Satu saja. Kumohon. 774 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,218 Ide bagus. 775 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:45,763 Baik, kapan hari peringatan kita, Dave? 776 00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:48,432 Tujuh belas April. Pertanyaan lain. 777 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:49,642 Salah. 778 00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:50,810 Nyaris. Sembilan belas. 779 00:37:50,893 --> 00:37:53,771 T...