The Great Outdoors

00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,719 I'll be picking splinters out of it till I die! 461 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:53,514 - Honey, come on. - You find that funny? Hysterical! 462 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,279 It wasn't funny but because I love you... 463 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,471 - Thanks a lot! - What about the kids? 464 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,830 His kids? All right. Let's talk about his kids. 465 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:08,193 They're spooky. I'm waiting for their heads to rotate and vomit pea soup. 466 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:12,756 - I mean our kids. - Our kids already do that. 467 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,793 What about this father-son thing? You're gonna leave? Come on. 468 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,832 - He's driving me crazy! - You're a big man. 469 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,678 You're a nice man and you're above all this. 470 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,188 - Oh, don't. - You are. 471 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,913 - Come on. - I know it to be true. 472 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,190 Don't. Come on, I'm mad. I'm mad. 473 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,557 Come on. All right, all right. Am I being silly? 474 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,750 Crazy. Stop. 475 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,395 - Why do you always do this? - I'm crazy about you. Kiss me. 476 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,196 - Feel better? - I do. I'm sorry. I feel like a kid. 477 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,912 OK. 478 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,349 Why did you do this? I was ready to go! 479 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,631 Why? I was almost in the car. 480 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:59,036 Now I've got to spend a week with Roman. 481 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,992 You're gonna have fun from now on. 482 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,271 Roman's making goat-cheese pizza to take to the lodge. 483 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,959 - Making what? - Er... 484 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,672 - What did you say? - Pizza. 485 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,393 - You said something else. - Big man pizza. 486 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,670 What are you hiding? 487 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,392 - Tell me what it is. - Pizza. 488 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:20,797 No. You said a goat. Is he making goat pizza? Hey, come here! 489 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,277 Roman, I've got a few things to gnaw over with you. 490 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:27,833 What's up? 491 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,599 I found your kids inside the mine perimeter. 492 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,110 - What mine? - There's an old mica mine. 493 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:37,948 It's full of boreholes, sinkholes, pits, caves, hollows. 494 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,276 The war shut the facility down. 495 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,471 Anyway the kids go there and yell down the holes 496 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,636 so they can hear their voices echo. 497 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,989 I won't tell you what the teenagers do. 498 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,600 - I'll bet! - Tell Ripley too. 499 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,073 Done. 500 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,111 Take care of them, Roman. 501 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,834 We could see a female Elvis impersonator at Whitewater 502 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,872 and you want to wish happy birthday to some guy? 503 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,150 If you want to go to Whitewater, go. 504 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,272 I find it more interesting to pay my respects 505 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,517 to a man who's lived on this earth 109 years. 506 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:17,109 He's the oldest man in Canada. Isn't that something? 507 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,516 I'd rather see a 46-inch bust singing Burning Love. 508 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,152 Yeah. 509 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:28,594 Hey, Wally. How about a nice club soda? 510 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,870 I'm driving tonight. 511 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:35,118 Nice outfit. You're Mr. Coordinated tonight. 512 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,674 - Well... - Quite the look on you. 513 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:42,032 Yeah. Well, the pants are riding up the butt something fierce but... 514 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,310 look at that. 515 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:48,592 - Wally, how's the bear dump situation? - We got a good one. 516 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,995 Good evening, sir. Happy birthday. 517 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:54,555 He must be hard of hearing or something. Try again. 518 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,831 Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Do you speak English? 519 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,440 Our sincerest congratulations, sir. 520 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,472 You wishing Mr. Tomkins a happy birthday? 521 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,080 I don't think the guy can hear us. 522 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,954 How about a nice group photo? Everybody get in there. 523 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,468 - I push the red button? - (Buck) Yeah. 524 00:32:1