National Lampoon's Vacation

We thought you enjoyed fruitcake. 495 00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,704 You enjoy throwing up every five minutes, Claude? 496 00:32:37,872 --> 00:32:41,041 -Clark. -l thought so. 497 00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:45,504 Well, am I going to eat or am l gonna starve to death? 498 00:32:48,716 --> 00:32:50,050 Catherine. 499 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:53,845 Did you tell Clark and Ellen the good news? 500 00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:56,431 No. I was just about to. 501 00:32:56,599 --> 00:32:58,642 Catherine, what's the good news? 502 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:02,145 You're driving me to Phoenix. 503 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:08,527 [POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADlO] 504 00:33:13,908 --> 00:33:16,368 Junior Pig Competition? 505 00:33:16,911 --> 00:33:18,578 You won this for raising a pig? 506 00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:21,331 Yeah. First Place. 507 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:24,292 Does anybody know about it? 508 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:25,711 Everybody knows. 509 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:32,259 Vicki, don't get offended, but being a farmer is not too cool, you know. 510 00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:35,887 Oh, yeah? 511 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:40,017 Well, how cool... 512 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:41,893 ...is this? 513 00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:53,238 I'm real glad that things are going good for you, Clark. 514 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:57,034 Mm-hm. Tsk. 515 00:33:57,201 --> 00:34:02,789 I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory. Ahem. 516 00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:04,666 And now, wouldn't you know it... 517 00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:06,918 ...the Army cut my disability pension... 518 00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:12,090 ...because they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough. Shoo. 519 00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:18,722 Eddie, Clark and Ellen don't want to hear about our troubles. 520 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,348 No, no. It's very interesting. 521 00:34:20,516 --> 00:34:23,560 Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? 522 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,562 He sure as hell can't take a hint. 523 00:34:26,355 --> 00:34:30,525 Well, l didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but.... 524 00:34:30,693 --> 00:34:34,404 Could you, maybe, spare a little extra cash? 525 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,615 Sure, Eddie. 526 00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:38,283 [CHUCKLES] 527 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:42,621 How much do you need? 528 00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:44,790 About $52,000. 529 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,420 Goodbye, baby. 530 00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:52,422 And you'll send those checks? 531 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,716 -All taken care of. -Okay. 532 00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:58,345 -Okay, let's go. Come on, Edna. -Lay off, lay off. 533 00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:01,348 Well, gotta be going. 534 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:04,017 -What's this? -This is for you, Clark. 535 00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:05,936 Oh, what is it? 536 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:09,523 -Gift. -You didn't have to buy me a gift, Eddie. 537 00:35:09,690 --> 00:35:10,982 Oh, go on, open it. 538 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,526 Oh. 539 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:16,780 Oh, Eddie, you shouldn't have. 540 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,699 -You really shouldn't have. RUSTY: Those are great, Dad. 541 00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:22,410 -Quiet down, Russ. EDDlE: Try them on. 542 00:35:22,578 --> 00:35:24,246 No, I don't want to get them dirty. 543 00:35:24,413 --> 00:35:26,540 I told you he wouldn't like them, Eddie. 544 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:29,292 CLARK: l love them. -l knew you did... 545 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:33,046 ...because the last time l saw you you remarked about how much you liked mine. 546 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:36,466 -Well, l guess we'd better be going. -Yeah. 547 00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:38,051 -Whew. -Ha-ha. 548 00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:39,302 -Bye, Eddie. -Bye, Ellen. 549 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:42,848 -Bye, Clark. lt's was great having you here. -Goodbye. Thank you. Okay. 550 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,434 Here he is, Uncle Clark, all walked and evetything. 551 00:35:46,602 --> 00:35:48,103 What is this? A dog? 552 00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:51,523 He's Aunt Edna's. His name is Dinky. He watches Family Feud. 553 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,568 Oh. Hi, how are you, little fellow? 554 00:35:54,735 --> 00:35:56,069 [GROWLS THEN BARKS] 555 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:57,737 Easy. 556 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:01,616 Yeah. You folks didn't get to meet Dinky last night. 557 00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:04,035 He had the shits, so he slept in the barn. 558 00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:08,248 Ah. Well, great. Better make some space for him in the back. Come on. 559 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:09,416 [GROWLlNG] 560 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:12,544 Ow! No. No. Sit, sit. Roll over. Come on, heel. 561 00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:16,256 -Here. Have a good trip. -Thanks, Vic. 562 00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:18,884 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 563 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:27,392 CATHERlN...