Planes, Trains and Automobiles

00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:16,810 Do you think so? 368 00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:18,394 You know, I've been thinking. 369 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:22,440 What we're dealing with here is a small-time crook. 370 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,859 He didn't take the credit cards, right? 371 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,444 So we charge our way home. 372 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:30,156 - What kind of plastic do you carry? - I've got a Visa and a gasoline card. 373 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,910 Oh, and I've got a Neiman Marcus card in case we wanna buy a gift for someone. 374 00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:36,955 - What have you got? - Chalmer's Big and Tall Men's Shop. 375 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:41,167 It's a seven-outlet chain in the Pacific Northwest. Great stuff. 376 00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:43,461 Unfortunately, it does us no good here. 377 00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:45,296 Never mind. 378 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:48,174 Get me to the train station, and I'll take care of everything else. 379 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:51,136 Onh, I've got that all covered. Gus's son's gonna pick us up. 380 00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,725 This is not him, is it? 381 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:58,893 Gee, I hope not. 382 00:33:34,762 --> 00:33:35,889 Are you Gus's son? 383 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:36,973 I'm Owen. 384 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:44,814 - Are you the shower curtain fella? - Yeah. Yeah. Del Griffith. 385 00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:46,399 How are you? 386 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,610 This is Neal Page from Chicago. 387 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:52,071 - Hi. - Hey there. Pleased to meet you both. 388 00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:02,540 I'm to drive you to Wichita to catch a train? 389 00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:03,875 Yeah, we'd appreciate it. 390 00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:07,295 - Train don't run out of Wichita. - Hmm? 391 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,547 'Lessen you're a hog or a cattle. 392 00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:18,848 - People train runs out of Stubbville. - That'll be fine. 393 00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:20,683 - That'll be great. - That'll be fine. 394 00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:23,895 No, leave it be! 395 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:28,233 Get your lazy behind out here and put that trunk up in the back! 396 00:34:28,942 --> 00:34:30,568 Oh, no, no. We've got it. 397 00:34:30,652 --> 00:34:31,736 It's very heavy. 398 00:34:31,819 --> 00:34:33,154 She don't mind. 399 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:36,616 She's short and skinny, but she's strong. 400 00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:41,621 Her first baby come out sideways. 401 00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:44,082 She didn't scream or nothing. 402 00:34:44,832 --> 00:34:46,251 Isn't that something? 403 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:47,627 You're a real trouper. 404 00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:50,546 We've got it. We've got it already. It's done. 405 00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:57,136 You know, Stubbville's a little further than Wichita. 406 00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,055 How much further? 407 00:34:59,138 --> 00:35:02,767 Thirty miles, maybe 40. 408 00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:08,273 No more than 45, though, depending on which way he goes. 409 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:10,692 If he goes the back roads, it could be anywhere up to 70 miles. 410 00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:17,115 Give me the glove. Give me-- Ow! 411 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:20,243 He just nipped a little part. 412 00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:22,787 Give him the goddamn glove! 413 00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:24,080 Are we there yet? 414 00:35:25,164 --> 00:35:26,874 No, a little way to go yet. 415 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:31,462 Beautiful country though, isn't it? 416 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:33,172 What do you figure the temperature is? 417 00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:35,216 One. 418 00:35:55,778 --> 00:35:56,779 Bye. 419 00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:01,659 Yeah, thanks. 420 00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:08,291 They, uh, didn't have two together. 421 00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:10,043 You've gotta be kidding me. 422 00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:12,378 Oh, I knew it. You know, I... 423 00:36:12,462 --> 00:36:15,631 The secretary was new, and I explained it. Aw... 424 00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:18,343 - I'm sorry. - Yeah, I think they're just full. 425 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:20,678 Well, it's the holidays, I guess. 426 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:23,264 Hey, we're lucky we got a ticket. 427 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:26,601 Yeah. So, um, if I don't see you again... 428 00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:30,146 I'll see you on the train. You wanna get together for a drink in the bar car? 429 00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:31,814 Uh, I'm gonna get some sleep. 430 00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:33,358 - You sure? - Yeah. 431 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:36,194 Anyway, it's, uh, been interesting. 432 00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:39,489 That's the understatement of the year. 433 00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:40,907 And thanks for the ticket. 434 00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:48,081 Neal! I need your address. I gotta send you mone...