How to Be Single

688 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,050 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">You need to be out by Friday.</font></i> 689 00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:32,136 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">But you're allowed to have guests.</font></i> 690 00:33:32,303 --> 00:33:36,015 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes. But my guests aren't allowed to slide down the trash chute, naked.</font></i> 691 00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:38,101 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't go naked down the...</font></i> 692 00:33:38,768 --> 00:33:40,311 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh.</font></i> 693 00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:42,438 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">- Robin did that. - Mmm-hmm.</font></i> 694 00:33:43,147 --> 00:33:45,441 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">I've seen security footage. And it just...</font></i> 695 00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:46,859 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">Hmm.</font></i> 696 00:34:06,129 --> 00:34:07,338 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know.</font></i> 697 00:34:07,672 --> 00:34:09,048 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">It seems kind of homey,</font></i> 698 00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:10,967 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">like you'd actually want to spend time here.</font></i> 699 00:34:12,427 --> 00:34:14,262 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, this could be a reading window.</font></i> 700 00:34:14,429 --> 00:34:16,264 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">Reading is for ugly losers.</font></i> 701 00:34:16,431 --> 00:34:18,071 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know. I really like it.</font></i> 702 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:19,642 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, but, I mean... Oh!</font></i> 703 00:34:19,809 --> 00:34:20,852 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait! No, don't do that!</font></i> 704 00:34:21,018 --> 00:34:22,979 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">That just... That just fell off.</font></i> 705 00:34:23,146 --> 00:34:24,272 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">I think I'm gonna take it.</font></i> 706 00:34:24,439 --> 00:34:25,773 <font face="Comic Sans MS">This place is dangerous.</font> 707 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:27,233 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">It's perfect.</font></i> 708 00:34:27,483 --> 00:34:30,111 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't let that... Don't...</font></i> 709 00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:32,947 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">- Did that just break? - Yeah.</font></i> 710 00:35:34,258 --> 00:35:35,885 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">Good night.</font></i> 711 00:35:40,056 --> 00:35:41,390 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">That was weird.</font></i> 712 00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:45,621 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe you should just leave it in there.</font></i> 713 00:35:45,645 --> 00:35:47,080 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe you shouldn't shake it like that.</font></i> 714 00:35:47,104 --> 00:35:48,665 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">What, it's gonna make the pee go in there.</font></i> 715 00:35:48,689 --> 00:35:51,067 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">No, it doesn't work like that. That's not a Polaroid.</font></i> 716 00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:53,069 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna be the best auntie, ever. I am.</font></i> 717 00:35:53,277 --> 00:35:54,922 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna give that kid whatever it wants.</font></i> 718 00:35:54,946 --> 00:35:56,531 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">Forever. All the sugar in the world.</font></i> 719 00:35:56,697 --> 00:35:57,949 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't get your hopes up, okay?</font></i> 720 00:35:58,115 --> 00:35:59,784 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">Because it never works on the first time.</font></i> 721 00:35:59,951 --> 00:36:01,471 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">It's too late.</font></i> 722 00:36:05,081 --> 00:36:06,082 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm.</font></i> 723 00:36:06,749 --> 00:36:08,793 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">See? I told you.</font></i> 724 00:36:09,544 --> 00:36:10,753 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">- Are you okay? - Yeah.</font></i> 725 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,256 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">No, it always... This is...</font></i> 726 00:36:13,422 --> 00:36:15,883 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">It doesn't usually work on the first time, like I said.</font></i> 727 00:36:16,425 --> 00:36:17,760 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font></i> 728 00:36:22,098 --> 00:36:24,892 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">I deal with this kind of thing all the time. You know that.</font></i> 729 00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:28,053 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you drinking enough water?</font></i> 730 00:36:28,145 --> 00:36:30,523 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">Your lips are really dry, which means you're dehydrated.</font></i> 731 00:36:31,649 --> 00:36:33,317 <i><font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll go get you some water.</font></i> 732 00:36:40,783 --> 00:36:43,143 <font face="Comic Sans MS">These plums are available through late summer, early autumn.</font> 733 00:36:43,286 --> 00:36:44,287 <font face="Comic Sans MS">Alice!</