Two Night Stand

- You should turn this off. 543 00:30:51,282 --> 00:30:52,681 - You don't like this song? 544 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:55,150 Oh, no, I love this song. 545 00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:57,916 It's gonna make me wanna dance. 546 00:30:57,989 --> 00:30:59,889 - Yes, you should. 547 00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:01,016 - No. - Yes. 548 00:31:01,092 --> 00:31:02,923 - Trust me. 549 00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:05,861 Oh, are you like a bad dancer? 550 00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:07,591 - Oh, no. 551 00:31:07,665 --> 00:31:08,859 No, no, no. 552 00:31:08,933 --> 00:31:12,130 I am an epic dancer, but you see... 553 00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:16,632 See, if you see me dance 554 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,541 you'll follow me around like a little puppy dog 555 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:21,943 and it'll be embarrassing for us both. 556 00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:25,073 So you have to stay here. 557 00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:27,709 For your own safety, trust me on that one. 558 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:20,169 Okay, um... 559 00:32:20,238 --> 00:32:23,674 so I would just like to 560 00:32:23,741 --> 00:32:26,266 frame the next question in the context that 561 00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:28,972 my diet doesn't normally consist of junk food. 562 00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:31,015 And with that in mind 563 00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:32,947 - hypothetically... - Yeah? 564 00:32:33,017 --> 00:32:39,718 <i>...</i> if one were to need to make use of a bathroom 565 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:43,693 how might one do that 566 00:32:43,761 --> 00:32:46,662 in these special circumstances? 567 00:32:46,731 --> 00:32:48,722 Stop smiling. 568 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,859 - Uh... 569 00:32:50,935 --> 00:32:53,335 That's actually a great question. 570 00:32:57,709 --> 00:32:59,301 Are these your creepy neighbors? 571 00:32:59,377 --> 00:33:01,140 Are you the creepy neighbor? 572 00:33:01,212 --> 00:33:04,147 You're totally the creepy neighbor. 573 00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:06,308 Hey, Mrs. LoPan, it's Alec. 574 00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:08,375 I just really need to borrow your plunger. 575 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:11,053 It's kind of an emergency. 576 00:33:11,122 --> 00:33:13,317 That wouldn't happen to be their mailbox, would it? 577 00:33:13,391 --> 00:33:14,790 - Oh, yeah, you know what, 578 00:33:14,859 --> 00:33:16,053 they're probably away for the holidays. 579 00:33:17,395 --> 00:33:18,987 - You did not just laugh. 580 00:33:19,063 --> 00:33:21,190 - It's kind of funny. - Do you see this face? 581 00:33:21,366 --> 00:33:22,765 This is my panic face. 582 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,028 Do we understand? 583 00:33:24,102 --> 00:33:25,296 - Yeah. - Okay. 584 00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:26,769 - We do. - Good. 585 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,066 - Okay, have no fear. 586 00:33:28,139 --> 00:33:30,107 The trusty coat hanger is here to save the day. 587 00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:33,905 Aw, shucks, I bet you say that to all the girls. 588 00:33:33,978 --> 00:33:35,878 We're kind of on a clock here. 589 00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:37,141 - I mean, there's a plan "B," 590 00:33:37,215 --> 00:33:38,842 but it might sound kind of out there. 591 00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:40,975 - We are not getting high again. - Yes, we are. 592 00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:42,747 No, I'm just kidding. 593 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:44,253 The windows of this building, they don't really work right. 594 00:33:44,322 --> 00:33:46,813 So we can go out the window, climb up to the roof 595 00:33:46,891 --> 00:33:48,188 go to the other side 596 00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:50,921 and then get in through the LoPans' fire escape. 597 00:33:50,995 --> 00:33:52,189 - Okay. 598 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,200 Maybe just you should do this. 599 00:33:59,270 --> 00:34:00,897 I'm not breaking and entering alone! 600 00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:02,337 The whole reason we're doing this is for you. 601 00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:07,743 - Why do you have that? 602 00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:09,336 My grandmother left it to me. 603 00:34:09,414 --> 00:34:11,712 Yup, all style complaints go to her. 604 00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:13,842 - I see, mm-hmm, sweet. 605 00:34:27,498 --> 00:34:28,430 - Let's do this. 606 00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:46,842 You couldn't just shit in the sink, huh?! 607 00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:50,184 - What's wrong?! 608 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:52,188 - It's frozen shut! 609 00:34:52,256 --> 00:34:53,985 It won't budge! 610 00:34:54,058 --> 00:34:55,753 We gotta go back. 611 00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:57,852 - There is no turning back! 612 00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,453 - Whoa! 613 00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:01,191 - What the fuck?! - Go, go, go! 614 00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:02,857 - Are you kidding me? 615 00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:06,833 Hey, are you fucking insane? 616 00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:09,134 - I'm going to have to pay for