Sex Appeal

Whoa! 615 00:30:06,206 --> 00:30:07,580 What are you doing? 616 00:30:07,581 --> 00:30:08,997 Sorry, y‐you said that... 617 00:30:08,998 --> 00:30:11,330 Oh, yeah. No, no, no, sure. Um, but... 618 00:30:11,331 --> 00:30:14,123 I forgot, I have, uh, homework to do. 619 00:30:15,123 --> 00:30:16,914 Sorry, I... really, I just... No. 620 00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:18,705 You're fine. Just... 621 00:30:18,706 --> 00:30:21,747 No, with everything we talked about, I wanted to make sure that... 622 00:30:21,748 --> 00:30:23,622 No, no, no, it's all good, all good. Not that. 623 00:30:23,623 --> 00:30:26,165 Okay, as long as you feel‐‐ Okay, yep. Bye. 624 00:30:27,665 --> 00:30:30,706 ♪ Upbeat music playing ♪ 625 00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:33,580 It was just like our other experiments, 626 00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:37,206 so why did this somehow seem different? 627 00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:45,623 Hmm. 628 00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:53,580 Trial one, kissing, and trial two, fondling, 629 00:30:53,581 --> 00:30:55,705 were both successful entrées into foreplay, 630 00:30:55,706 --> 00:30:58,664 but trial three would first require extensive intel 631 00:30:58,665 --> 00:31:01,248 on assorted dick stuff. 632 00:31:02,456 --> 00:31:04,205 So, what's your penis like? 633 00:31:04,206 --> 00:31:06,373 Real thick. Long Dong Silver. 634 00:31:06,831 --> 00:31:10,872 No, uh, what does it like? 635 00:31:10,873 --> 00:31:13,372 A blow job. A blow job. 636 00:31:13,373 --> 00:31:17,039 'Cause you can't pull that off yourself. I've tried. 637 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,330 Icy hot. 638 00:31:18,331 --> 00:31:21,622 To be spoken to like a sad little boy who accidentally ruined Christmas. 639 00:31:21,623 --> 00:31:23,872 What? The fuck? 640 00:31:23,873 --> 00:31:24,873 What? 641 00:31:25,998 --> 00:31:28,664 If you wanna become a dick‐sucking artist... 642 00:31:28,665 --> 00:31:30,414 You've gotta have a strong hold on the base. 643 00:31:30,415 --> 00:31:33,080 This part, sensitive. 644 00:31:33,081 --> 00:31:36,705 A penis Picockso, a Bonet, a Frida Cocklo. 645 00:31:36,706 --> 00:31:38,289 Then with the other hand, 646 00:31:38,290 --> 00:31:41,164 you come up gently over the top. 647 00:31:41,165 --> 00:31:42,372 It's all about the tip. 648 00:31:42,373 --> 00:31:44,622 This is where it gets good. 649 00:31:44,623 --> 00:31:46,872 Voilà! Pfft! Eww! 650 00:31:46,873 --> 00:31:49,039 No guy is splooging in my mouth. 651 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,706 Or on my face. 652 00:31:51,915 --> 00:31:52,873 Oh, that's hot. 653 00:31:52,874 --> 00:31:55,330 Why are we expected to act like a dude's sperm 654 00:31:55,331 --> 00:31:58,080 is some sugary sweet nectar from the gods? 655 00:31:58,081 --> 00:32:00,289 There's a reason they call it junk. 656 00:32:00,290 --> 00:32:03,373 It's not junk, it's something my body works hard to produce. 657 00:32:05,331 --> 00:32:06,830 Thoughts on cradling? 658 00:32:06,831 --> 00:32:09,206 I do not consent to this conversation. 659 00:32:16,831 --> 00:32:20,289 Hey, let's say I successfully perform oral to the point of ejaculation. 660 00:32:20,290 --> 00:32:22,205 Am I expected to swallow the discharge? 661 00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:24,456 Okay. 662 00:32:30,748 --> 00:32:32,830 The more the data kept pointing to it, 663 00:32:32,831 --> 00:32:36,081 the more I couldn't stop thinking about "it." 664 00:32:36,748 --> 00:32:38,790 I was seeing them everywhere. 665 00:32:46,456 --> 00:32:49,415 These things are so hard to get off. 666 00:33:02,290 --> 00:33:04,081 I'm exploring a new series. 667 00:33:06,498 --> 00:33:08,539 This is my laughing clown nightmare. 668 00:33:08,540 --> 00:33:10,414 With dicks. 669 00:33:10,415 --> 00:33:13,330 Oh, Deb's just trying to desensitize you. 670 00:33:13,331 --> 00:33:16,664 And she's the perfect source, too, because she's never been with a man. 671 00:33:16,665 --> 00:33:19,580 The gold star is a badge I proudly wear. 672 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:21,539 Okay, there's a diversity of options. 673 00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:25,289 You've got your lefties, your righties, your straight shooters, your curvatures, 674 00:33:25,290 --> 00:33:27,830 and there are some really veiny ones out there, Avery, 675 00:33:27,831 --> 00:33:28,956 just... keep that in mind. 676 00:33:30,123 --> 00:33:32,622 Are you some secret dick wizard, Kim? 677 00:33:32,623 --> 00:33:34,164 I saw a few in college. 678 00:33:34,165 --> 00:33:38,164 Terrifying skin pickles, but you gotta try things to know what you want. 679 00:33:38,165 --> 00:33:39,580 Or don't want. 680 00:33:39,581 --> 00:33:42,372 Cool. I'll just be at Hometown Buffet sampling the local beef. 681 00:33:42,373 --> 00:33:46,497 Okay, just remember, no matter the size, it's the biggest you've ever seen. 682 00:33:46,498 --> 0...