Someone Great

688 00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:55,150 I only smoke shit that rappers do. 689 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,319 I also got some shit that will give you a seizure, so be careful. 690 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,447 It's mild, like the flavor of the weed. 691 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:03,199 The seizure's not mild, it's very strong. 692 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,493 -[women] Oh! -Oh, my goodness, a dog! 693 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,412 -Come back to me. Who is that? -[Mikey] Hey! 694 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,664 This is... Barbra Streisand. 695 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:13,209 Hey! The cutest little baby in the game. [laughs] 696 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,003 You named your dog "Barbra Streisand"? 697 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:16,171 Oh, yeah. [laughs] 698 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:18,173 Why would I not name him "Barbra Streisand"? 699 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:21,468 She's a legend, you know? And I love female directors, for real. 700 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,845 because I truly do believe, like, time is up. 701 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:26,681 As a matter of fact, time been up. You know? We're late. 702 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,184 -And Lady Bird? I love that shit. -I loved Lady Bird. 703 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:30,727 [Mikey] You would love Lady Bird. 704 00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:32,228 That's so her, right? 705 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,105 I feel like I know y'all, like... [chuckles] 706 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,857 Y'all are so funny. I love you guys. 707 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,692 For real, like, y'all want something to drink? 708 00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:41,529 I'm drinking this expensive-ass tequila, but you gotta douse this shit in Sprite, 709 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:44,699 because it low-key tastes like booty. No offense to the ass-eating community. 710 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,910 No, thank you. Uh, we just really want the tickets. 711 00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:47,827 [Mikey] Right! 712 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,204 [laughs] The tickets... 713 00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:51,748 Um, so... It's, like, really funny, actually. 714 00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:53,958 My boy, Victor, came through earlier, 715 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,877 and I gave him the tickets, 716 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,129 and then y'all came, and I was like, 717 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:01,049 "Oh, hold up," like, "They kinda cute," like, 718 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,885 "Let's see where this goes, maybe we can smoke a little something, 719 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:07,305 drink a little something, you know, like maybe, we can fuck on each other." 720 00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:09,557 -[Jenny laughing] -[Mikey] Right. [laughs] 721 00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,227 [Mikey] Right! 722 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,855 -You ain't got no tickets? -Yeah, no, I ain't got the tickets. 723 00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:18,149 -No? -[Mikey continues laughing] No. 724 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,194 All right! Let me at him! One minute! Let me just-- 725 00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:23,071 -Stop! Stop! -[Blair] No! 726 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:26,449 No, you can't play like that, man. I got early-onset osteoporosis. 727 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,744 Look. Look at my wrist. I ain't got no bones in my wrist, man. 728 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,496 I was born with no bones in my left wrist. 729 00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:34,207 [shouting] I'm taking this, okay? 730 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:36,209 I woulda gave it to you if you asked. 731 00:30:36,876 --> 00:30:39,045 But if you want to live your life by violence, 732 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:40,255 go ahead. 733 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,801 Weirdo! Ugh! 734 00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:49,514 -Yo. -Hm? 735 00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:51,307 I stole the Beyoncé weed, too. 736 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,518 Oh, Bad Blair! 737 00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:54,727 -Bad Blair. -She back. 738 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:56,020 [laughs] 739 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,273 [Jenny] Ah, fuck it. I'm DMing Matt. 740 00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:00,441 Uh-huh. And if that doesn't work, we could, um, 741 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:01,901 reach out to... 742 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,278 What's that one dude's name... 743 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,530 -What is this? Okay, we are... -[Blair] What's happening? 744 00:31:05,613 --> 00:31:06,739 [whimpers] 745 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,116 What are you doing? 746 00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:09,033 Hannah! 747 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:09,951 Oh, shit! 748 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:11,369 Nate's cousin, Hannah? 749 00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:13,663 Fuck! I bet you she loves that we broke up. 750 00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,707 Oh, she's always calling me, "sweetie, sweetheart." 751 00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:18,626 -She's coming. -No, she's not. She's-- Oh, yeah, she is. 752 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,003 -Okay. -Erin? 753 00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:22,589 -[laughs] Wha