The Incredible Jessica James

538 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,674 - Oh, true, that. - Yeah. 539 00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:02,305 Hey, what do you think would happen if you unfollowed him? 540 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,349 I don't know. 541 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,268 What do you think would happen if you unfollowed her? 542 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,022 To be honest, I'd be kind of relieved that I didn't have to look 543 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,149 at so many pictures of food on my timeline. 544 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,735 Oh, is she one of those ladies that posts photos of food all day? 545 00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,779 It's the worst. How could you marry somebody like that? 546 00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:20,615 Well, to be fair, she is an award-winning food photographer. 547 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:23,493 - Oh, that's kind of cool. - Yeah. 548 00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:27,580 Hey. I'll do it, if you do it. 549 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,500 - Do what? - Unfollow my ex. 550 00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:33,628 - Oh, are you serious? - Yeah. 551 00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:36,923 Yeah, this is really good. Actually, we should do this. 552 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:38,675 That's like a really big step, Boone. 553 00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:41,594 No, it's just a couple of little taps. Then, we can get on with our lives. 554 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:47,559 - Okay. Fine. Fuck it, let's do it. - You're gonna do it? 555 00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:49,018 - Yeah, I'm gonna do it. - Sweet. 556 00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:51,187 - Let's do it on three. - Hold on. 557 00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:57,068 - Okay. - One, two, three... 558 00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:58,737 Bye-bye. 559 00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,199 Okay, how do you feel? 560 00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:06,536 I already hate it. 561 00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:08,872 I want to know what's going on already. 562 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:10,582 What about you? 563 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,626 Yeah, I've got this belly-full of regret. 564 00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:16,045 Oh, shit. 565 00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:22,761 Well, what if we followed each other's ex's on Instagram? 566 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:25,305 That way, we can tell the other person if something big comes up. 567 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:26,973 That's a really good plan. 568 00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:28,808 - Yeah. - Let's do that. 569 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:31,644 - Okay, what's your fellow's name? - At Damon Johansing. 570 00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:35,315 - And then what about your ex-wife? - Mandy Moore. 571 00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:38,818 - Wait, what? - Oh, it's not the singer stroke actress. 572 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:39,903 It's a very common name. 573 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:41,863 Holy shit. Is this him? 574 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:43,865 - Yeah. - He's beautiful. 575 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:44,991 I know, he's a beautiful man. 576 00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:46,117 - Are you kidding me? - I know. 577 00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:48,036 You're never gonna get the likes of that again. 578 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:53,208 - I would fuck this guy. - Would you? Oh, me too. 579 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,210 Is this her? 580 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,337 - Yeah. - She's cute. 581 00:29:58,171 --> 00:29:59,672 Oh, she's blonde. 582 00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:02,509 - Yeah, I'm really into blondes. - Oh, sorry. 583 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:05,136 Does he make fucking handcrafted phone cases? 584 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,221 He does. 585 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:07,764 Is there something wrong with that? 586 00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:09,808 Oh, no. It's just, I really need a new phone case. 587 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,476 Boone, we're working on boundaries right now. 588 00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:13,561 There's a million places you can get phone cases from. 589 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:14,646 Yeah, okay. 590 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:18,858 - He makes such pretty stuff, though. - Yeah, he's really, really good. 591 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:23,404 Oh, wow, she posted a beautiful photo of a hamburger today. 592 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,865 Yeah, she's really knows what to do with meat. 593 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,492 That's a weird thing to say to me. 594 00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:29,160 Oh, God. You probably thought that... 595 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:30,537 No, I meant she's good with dick. 596 00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:56,229 Tasha, are you sitting down? 597 00:30:56,312 --> 00:30:58,690 - I'm at ease. Yeah. - Get this. 598 00:30:58,773 --> 00:31:02,235 I just got a personalized rejection letter from Tim Sanford at Playwrights Horizons. 599 00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:04,612 Congratulations? 600 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,531 You don't sound that excited, but I'll take it. 601 00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:08,533 Oh, I don't know. It's a rejection. 602 00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:10,285 Yeah, but it's a personalized rejectio