Long Weekend

- Right. 411 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:45,127 Is she a fake hipster who plays the ukulele 412 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,171 and wears a trash bag around like a dress? 413 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,381 - I'm too tired for that. - No, she's not like that. 414 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,675 - She's a really normal, cool girl. - Okay. Good. 415 00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:53,385 Who just happens to not have a phone. 416 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:55,554 - Okay, it's still very weird. - It's rubbing me. 417 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:56,805 It's rubbing me wrong. 418 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,975 Everyone I know has a cell phone. My grandma has a cell phone. She's deaf. 419 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,311 "Should I be worried?" is what I'm wondering. 420 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:06,732 She's really pretty and really fun, and I just want something good. 421 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:09,234 What's her deal? Where is she from? What does she do? 422 00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:12,154 Not sure. 423 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:14,198 And I'm not sure. 424 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:16,533 So you have a very special connection. 425 00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:20,120 We had a connection. We did. We didn't really talk about that stuff. 426 00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:23,207 You didn't get into it because...? Were you staring at her boobs 427 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,377 or whatever you guys do when you think you're making a connection? 428 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:29,713 - What's wrong with staring at boobs? - A lot. She's not an object. 429 00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:31,215 This is a woman he's... 430 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:34,009 - He doesn't know where she's from. - Fine. You're right. 431 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,720 Honestly, I'm just so glad you're moving on 432 00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:40,224 because I really liked Whit, but that was unhealthy. 433 00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:42,184 - Amen. Damn right. - Unhealthy. 434 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,395 - I'm just happy to see you smiling again. - Yeah. 435 00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:46,814 But mostly, I'm happy you got laid. 436 00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:50,901 You got laid? Oh, this is fantastic. I'm so happy for you. 437 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:53,487 Hey, Teddy. Uncle Bart got laid. 438 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:57,032 <i>Uncle Bart got laid</i> 439 00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:59,118 <i>Uncle Bart got laid</i> 440 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,414 <i>Uncle Bart got Got laid</i> 441 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:25,269 <i>Hey, B, I'm sorry that I keep calling.</i> 442 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:27,688 <i>I'm really trying to give you space, I swear.</i> 443 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:29,565 <i>But I got another message from your doctor.</i> 444 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,692 <i>I was starting to worry a little,</i> 445 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:34,570 <i>so, you know, give them or me a call.</i> 446 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,863 <i>Okay? I just...</i> 447 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:44,246 - Hi. - Hi. 448 00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:48,250 - You look great. - Thank you. So do you. 449 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:49,335 Oh, thank you. 450 00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:52,004 I was totally fishing for that compliment, so... 451 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,757 I bet. There's always something with you. 452 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,593 - Hi. - Hi. 453 00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:02,306 - Shall we? - Yeah, let's. 454 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:09,146 You're not a Mennonite, are you? 455 00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:10,689 What? 456 00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,066 Nothing. 457 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,458 It's pretty incredible. 458 00:28:31,502 --> 00:28:32,336 I'll say. 459 00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:42,971 <i>What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?</i> 460 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:45,391 I don't know. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? 461 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:49,770 <i>Ba-na-na-na Ba-na-na-na</i> 462 00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:53,691 Oh, my God. That is way too big of a laugh. 463 00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:56,860 - That is a stupid, old dad joke. - It's really funny. 464 00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:58,404 You love the dad jokes. 465 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:03,617 I can't believe you've never heard that. That's an old standby. 466 00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:06,120 Well, it just slipped through the cracks. 467 00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:12,459 So tell me stuff. I feel like I didn't really get the scoop last time. 468 00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:15,629 What do you do? Where are you from? Why are you here? 469 00:29:15,713 --> 00:29:16,547 Okay. 470 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:19,008 Oh, man. 471 00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:21,635 I work for this government agency, 472 00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:25,556 and I am from up north. 473 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:29,184 Cool, cool. That's all super vague. 474 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,603 It's just really freaking boring. 475 00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:35,024 Continue. 476 00:29:36,775 --> 00: