The Lonely Guy

528 00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:58,650 Did you try a fern? 529 00:28:58,946 --> 00:28:59,946 Yeah. 530 00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:01,362 A dog? 531 00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:04,024 Yeah, but they don't seem to really help that... 532 00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:07,034 How come you know so much about lonely guys? 533 00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:09,195 My husband Marty was a lonely guy. 534 00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:10,498 Oh, husband. 535 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,490 My ex-husband. Oh. 536 00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:15,957 That's how we met. I fell for the phony jogging bit. 537 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:20,465 Never again. I learned to tell the difference between real and bottled sweat. 538 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,000 Here, smell mine. 539 00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:26,630 Oh, yeah. 540 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:28,326 Now, see, that's terrific. That's sweat! 541 00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:29,761 Thank you. 542 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,060 (SNIFFS) 543 00:29:31,353 --> 00:29:33,219 Oh, yeah, there's no comparison! 544 00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:35,764 Thanks. 545 00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:38,854 So, um, how long were you and Marty married? 546 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:40,609 Oh, not long. 547 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:43,112 I found out he was having an affair with a ballet dancer. 548 00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:46,611 Dancer? Now this may sound silly, 549 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:49,573 but, by any chance, that dancer wasn't named Danielle? 550 00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:52,363 No, no. Raul. 551 00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,157 Oh. 552 00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:56,201 (SNIFFS) 553 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:58,210 Absolutely no comparison. 554 00:29:58,505 --> 00:29:59,505 (LAUGHS) 555 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:05,464 Well, I guess I'd better be going. 556 00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:10,427 Hang in there. Lonely guys don't stay lonely forever. 557 00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:12,308 Hey, um, what's your name? 558 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:14,719 Where do you live? Could I call you sometime? 559 00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:16,854 I wrote it all down on the napkin. 560 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:20,725 I know what you're going through. 561 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,818 Wow, that's fantastic. What a great girl! 562 00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:30,451 Uh, that's $1.50. You've got some yogurt on your face. 563 00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:34,409 What a great girl. 564 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,286 HUBBARD: I woke up early the next morning. 565 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:43,878 Too early to call her. I just couldn't get her out of my mind. 566 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,008 I couldn't wait till I got to know her. 567 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:04,356 I love the way your nose crinkles up when you smile. 568 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:08,648 Ugly? They are not. I love your freckles. 569 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:13,866 What's the best movie you ever saw in your whole life? 570 00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:16,872 You're kidding! I don't believe it, me, too. 571 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,250 Favorite food? 572 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,251 With or without walnuts? 573 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,458 I knew it! I knew it! 574 00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:30,003 What's the saddest thing that ever happened to you? 575 00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:36,218 My God! Really? 576 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,979 That's awful. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you cry. 577 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:42,890 There, there. Just cry right into my arms. 578 00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:45,105 It's gonna be all right. Everything's all right. 579 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:47,817 I'm here. I'm never gonna leave you. 580 00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:07,124 HUBBARD: I couldn't wait any longer. I had to talk to her. 581 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,668 She had to be up by now, it was almost 6:00. 582 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:19,514 Oh, God! 583 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,517 Lois? Doris. 584 00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:24,974 Or... 585 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:26,984 Boris? 586 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,645 7-3-6? 587 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,529 7-3-8. 588 00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:33,487 1-3-6? Damn it! 589 00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:48,123 (MUTTERING) 590 00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:50,212 (PHONE RINGING) 591 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:51,591 MAN: (ON PHONE)Hello? 592 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:53,753 Hello. Is there a Lois living there? 593 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,216 Uh, Lois? No. 594 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:57,848 Uh, Doris? No. 595 00:32:58,143 --> 00:32:59,850 Uh, Bess or Tess? 596 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:01,807 No. Hey, who is this? 597 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,516 Please, sir, this is very important. 598 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,751 Can you just tell me, is there a girl living there, 599 00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:08,984 mid 20s, 5'3", blonde, 600 00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:12,738 beautiful face, great figure, 601 00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:16,197 fresh skin, full lips, 602