Me, Myself & Irene

00:39:20,219 --> 00:39:22,805 and try to find a loophole. 496 00:39:25,432 --> 00:39:28,352 Did your lips get as chapped as mine on the ride down? 497 00:39:28,519 --> 00:39:33,315 Never mind. I need your help. There was a shootout at the thing. The agents are dead! 498 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,069 - Dead? - Yeah. They were after me, Charlie! 499 00:39:37,278 --> 00:39:40,197 Oh, God. This is Dickie's work. I know it! 500 00:39:44,118 --> 00:39:46,328 So what are you gonna do? 501 00:39:47,454 --> 00:39:50,124 - We'll call the police. - What? No, you can't do that! 502 00:39:50,332 --> 00:39:53,669 Dickie has those guys in his back pocket. That's why I came to you. 503 00:39:55,921 --> 00:39:58,215 Hey! This is serious shit! 504 00:39:58,424 --> 00:40:00,301 You don't... 505 00:40:00,885 --> 00:40:03,387 - I'm outta here. - Hey, wait! No, don't do that! 506 00:40:03,596 --> 00:40:06,348 Come on, hold on. Just let me think for a second. OK? 507 00:40:06,515 --> 00:40:10,060 Think someplace else. This is the first place they're gonna look. 508 00:40:10,269 --> 00:40:12,146 Damn it! 509 00:40:19,695 --> 00:40:21,822 So where are we going anyway? 510 00:40:22,031 --> 00:40:23,908 You'll see. 511 00:40:25,242 --> 00:40:30,915 <i>Well, they went on the lam for a bit, and then Charlie made a couple of phone calls.</i> 512 00:40:40,883 --> 00:40:42,760 Take it easy now. 513 00:40:43,344 --> 00:40:46,180 - Charlie! - Don't worry. I'll take care of it. 514 00:40:48,390 --> 00:40:50,351 - Good work, Baileygates. - Thanks. 515 00:40:50,559 --> 00:40:53,646 - Sorry I had to meet you all the way out here. - That's OK. 516 00:40:53,854 --> 00:40:55,981 It's just as well. Poor gal's paranoid. 517 00:40:56,190 --> 00:41:00,569 My kids are like that. They have this idea that the cops are the bad guys... 518 00:41:07,493 --> 00:41:11,413 Listen, I don't know what's going on and I didn't tell the feds anything... 519 00:41:11,622 --> 00:41:15,209 Dickie told me you were street-smart. Huh? 520 00:41:15,417 --> 00:41:17,836 Why the hell would you run to this idiot? 521 00:41:23,509 --> 00:41:25,636 Drop the gun, moron. 522 00:41:25,844 --> 00:41:27,888 You're being video-taped. 523 00:41:29,390 --> 00:41:32,893 - What're you talking about? - There's a camera on my bike. 524 00:41:36,897 --> 00:41:39,316 Hard to hit a moving target, isn't it? 525 00:41:55,374 --> 00:41:57,626 Score. Good move. 526 00:41:58,168 --> 00:42:00,045 Get in the car. 527 00:42:01,422 --> 00:42:03,591 Come on, come on, come on. 528 00:42:07,428 --> 00:42:10,097 D'you mind telling me what you were thinking? 529 00:42:10,431 --> 00:42:12,933 Calling that cop was unbelievably stupid! 530 00:42:16,395 --> 00:42:19,148 Tweak the high end on your emotional EQ, sweetbeak. 531 00:42:19,356 --> 00:42:21,734 The funky chicken was Charlie's dance. 532 00:42:21,942 --> 00:42:24,403 I'm a tango man myself. 533 00:42:30,326 --> 00:42:33,412 <i>As you can imagine, there was some explaining to do.</i> 534 00:42:33,621 --> 00:42:37,333 <i>So Hank, as he called himself,</i> 535 00:42:37,541 --> 00:42:41,837 <i>found a quiet spot and spelled out the whole darn mess.</i> 536 00:42:42,046 --> 00:42:45,216 OK, so what you're saying is that you're not Charlie. 537 00:42:46,008 --> 00:42:49,762 You've seen Charlie in action. He's like origami: folds under pressure. 538 00:42:49,970 --> 00:42:53,224 When the big game's on the line, he's busy riding the pine. 539 00:42:54,308 --> 00:42:56,185 OK, wait. Can you just...? 540 00:43:01,148 --> 00:43:03,025 It's simple. 541 00:43:03,609 --> 00:43:08,781 Charlie's the mouse that got you into the maze. I'm the rat who can find the cheese. 542 00:43:09,323 --> 00:43:12,409 The name's Hank. Hank Evans... 543 00:43:12,576 --> 00:43:15,496 <i>For little girls</i> 544 00:43:15,663 --> 00:43:19,416 So it's true. Charlie is a schizo. 545 00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:23,754 I wouldn't know. I stay out of his business, he stays out of mine. 546 00:43:24,296 --> 00:43:26,006 Look. 547 00:43:28,801 --> 00:43:32,137 Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone. 548 00:43:32,304 --> 00:43:36,684 I feel your fear. It's coming through like static on my heart radio. 549 00:43:39,186 --> 00:43:41,063 Hank? Hank. 550 00:43:42,731 --> 00:43:45,568 I really, really appreciate your help, 551 00:43:45,776 --> 00:43:52,366 but is there any way that maybe we could get Charlie back out here for a little huddle? 552 00:43:53,033 --> 00:43:57,580 No problem. While you're at it, why not climb that pole and take a piss on the power lines? 553 00:43:57,788 --> 00:44:00,541 Look, I'm not here to twist your niblets. 554 00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:05,713 <i>I'm here to save your life, but if I'm gonna do that, I'll need total uninononynymity.</i> 555 00:44:11,468 --> 00:44:12,678 OK. 556 00:44:13,596 --> 00:44:15,681 Sound good, candy pants? 557 00:44:16,390 --> 00:44:17,933 Hank, don't call me that. 558 00:44:30,446 --> 00:44:32,615 How the he...