Stuber

688 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:31,985 Amo was his cellmate. 689 00:30:31,987 --> 00:30:34,053 I overheard them talking last week. 690 00:30:34,055 --> 00:30:35,888 He was trying to get Leon in on something. 691 00:30:35,890 --> 00:30:37,190 He said it was gonna be big. 692 00:30:37,192 --> 00:30:38,727 You know where I could find Amo? 693 00:30:40,327 --> 00:30:43,328 Runs with the Alamitos 13. 694 00:30:43,330 --> 00:30:44,833 That's all I know. 695 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,502 Steve. Let's go. 696 00:30:49,371 --> 00:30:50,372 Steve! 697 00:30:52,506 --> 00:30:53,540 Uh... 698 00:30:55,142 --> 00:30:57,777 Where are my keys? 699 00:30:57,779 --> 00:30:59,412 Going somewhere? 700 00:30:59,414 --> 00:31:01,115 - Those are mine! - Nah, they're mine 701 00:31:01,117 --> 00:31:02,448 - until I'm done with you. - No, no, no. 702 00:31:02,450 --> 00:31:03,616 I'm going to see Becca right now. 703 00:31:03,618 --> 00:31:05,250 No. Long Beach. Then we'll talk. 704 00:31:05,252 --> 00:31:07,053 - Fuck Long Beach. Fuck you. - Hey! 705 00:31:09,357 --> 00:31:11,224 I will drag your ass to jail. 706 00:31:11,226 --> 00:31:12,960 A white cop dragging around 707 00:31:12,962 --> 00:31:14,293 a brown man. That'll look great. 708 00:31:14,295 --> 00:31:15,865 I'm not white. 709 00:31:16,831 --> 00:31:18,296 You're not white? 710 00:31:18,298 --> 00:31:20,702 What are you? Puerto Rican? 711 00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:24,673 Mexican? Libyan? Chilean? 712 00:31:25,841 --> 00:31:27,074 You're not Chinese. 713 00:31:27,076 --> 00:31:28,841 - I'm the racist one? - You look like... 714 00:31:28,843 --> 00:31:31,611 if all the ugly people in every race fucked! 715 00:31:31,613 --> 00:31:34,282 Come on, let's go. Long Beach. 716 00:31:34,950 --> 00:31:36,652 Get in the car! 717 00:31:43,591 --> 00:31:45,525 You were right. 718 00:31:45,527 --> 00:31:47,895 Yeah, they were just here. 719 00:31:47,897 --> 00:31:49,532 Yeah, there's two of them. 720 00:31:53,702 --> 00:31:55,268 So this Becca chick says, "Jump." 721 00:31:55,270 --> 00:31:56,669 And you say, "How high?" 722 00:31:56,671 --> 00:31:58,337 If you knew her, you'd jump too. 723 00:31:58,339 --> 00:32:00,074 - You'd pole vault. - Oh. Bullshit. 724 00:32:00,076 --> 00:32:01,475 I don't jump for anybody. 725 00:32:01,477 --> 00:32:03,544 'Cause I've got self-respect. You know what that is? 726 00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:05,712 Is that when a blind cop kidnaps an Uber driver? 727 00:32:05,714 --> 00:32:08,015 When I was 14 years old, my dad took me on a... 728 00:32:08,017 --> 00:32:09,550 camping trip out in the desert. 729 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:11,151 First night there he jumps in his truck, he says, 730 00:32:11,153 --> 00:32:12,586 "I'm going into town to get some groceries." 731 00:32:12,588 --> 00:32:13,954 You know what that really meant? 732 00:32:13,956 --> 00:32:15,389 That meant he was going into town 733 00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:17,057 to get drunk and hook up with a local. 734 00:32:17,059 --> 00:32:18,158 You know, I don't remember 735 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,325 signing up for this <i>TED Talk.</i> 736 00:32:19,327 --> 00:32:21,061 First few hours go by and I think 737 00:32:21,063 --> 00:32:22,629 he's probably got a flat tire. 738 00:32:22,631 --> 00:32:25,532 Then it gets dark, and then it gets cold. I'm hungry. 739 00:32:25,534 --> 00:32:27,267 There is shit in the desert making noise. 740 00:32:27,269 --> 00:32:29,103 I'm scared to death. 741 00:32:29,105 --> 00:32:30,503 And? 742 00:32:30,505 --> 00:32:32,271 So I sat there all night freezing my ass off. 743 00:32:32,273 --> 00:32:34,944 Starving, clutching this pen knife till dawn. 744 00:32:36,879 --> 00:32:38,278 This pen knife. 745 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,848 It's all I had. It got me through. 746 00:32:39,850 --> 00:32:41,982 No, it didn't. The pen knife did nothing. 747 00:32:41,984 --> 00:32:44,318 It was just a psychological security blanket. 748 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,387 Also, you had a terrible, abusive father. 749 00:32:47,389 --> 00:32:49,623 I became a man that night. That's the point. 750 00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:51,625 You don't need to drop your kids off in the desert... 751 00:32:51,627 --> 00:32:53,392 to teach them how to be a man. 752 00:32:53,394 --> 00:32:55,030 What do you know about being a man? 753 00:32:57,633 --> 00:33:00,001 Wow, this place is not gentrified at all. 754 00:33:00,003 --> 00:33:01,368 - We're here? - Hey, you think... 755 00:33:01,370 --> 00:33:03,171 these guys will be gracious enough to let me use an outlet 756 00:33:03,173 --> 00:33:04,907 - to charge my car? - Probably not. 757 00:33:06,709 --> 00:33:07,574 Nuh-uh. 758 00:33:07,576 --> 00:33:09,009 I'm gonna hold onto these. 759 00:33:09,011 --> 00:33:10,744 I'd tell y...